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10-23-2017, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
when no rep power left..She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time

10-23-2017, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Skirt with no panties for easy access of course!Update: This girl and I are hanging out on Friday night and I have her dressing up for me (srs) (halloween weekend) what should I tell her to dress up as
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10-23-2017, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Keep us update and post pics, you can do it. Easy workI am pretty confident that I can get it whenever I want. I didn't really have to put in that much work. Judging from the back and forth texting and our chemistry from meeting this past weekend, I feel very confident that I will be able to close the deal on Friday
10-23-2017, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by HoustonMiscer View Post
Update: This girl and I are hanging out on Friday night and I have her dressing up for me (srs) (halloween weekend) what should I tell her to dress up as
Here's a costume idea:Update: This girl and I are hanging out on Friday night and I have her dressing up for me (srs) (halloween weekend) what should I tell her to dress up as

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10-23-2017, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Gets one beej and turns into a philosopher. Please go all the way Friday, you'll be glowin for months.She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
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10-23-2017, 09:36 AM
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10-23-2017, 09:36 AM
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10-23-2017, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Would rep for this post if I didn't already rep you for the blowieShe isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
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10-23-2017, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
WTF brah i been trynna get with this girl, who also went to her parents' in Katy. Are you cucking me brah? Does her name start with an R?Update: I did not fuk, she went to her parents house in Katy but I will try to fuk tomorrow
I had too much fun at the bar
I had too much fun at the bar
10-23-2017, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
congrats brahOk guys I haven't made an official thread yet because I don't want to make one until I actually lose my virginity. Basicslly heres what happened so far:
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her,she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condomsso I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her,she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condomsso I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
2 tips
1. shoulda asked her if no condom was okay.
2. always have a condom in case answer to #1 is no
Originally Posted By PovertyChinBrah⏩
inWTF brah i been trynna get with this girl, who also went to her parents' in Katy. Are you cucking me brah? Does her name start with an R?
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10-23-2017, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By PovertyChinBrah⏩
WTF brah i been trynna get with this girl, who also went to her parents' in Katy. Are you cucking me brah? Does her name start with an R?

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10-23-2017, 10:43 AM
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Holy duck at waiting like 6 days to meet again.
Nobody is that busy.
Anyone can hang out after or before work. You just have to be worth it for them to want to.
Houstonmiscer, I think she’s not interested
Nobody is that busy.
Anyone can hang out after or before work. You just have to be worth it for them to want to.
Houstonmiscer, I think she’s not interested
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
10-23-2017, 10:51 AM
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A week is an eternity in a sloot's life. Come Friday she won't even remember who Houstonmiscer is anymore. Either you escalate and fukc her tonight/tomorrow or she's gonna be playing dink carousel with Chad and Tyrone.
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10-23-2017, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Get back to me when you go on 50 first dates and pay for drinks what whatever else every time and get no action. There is a reason you don't just pay for everything as a blanket rule. You are 1 for 1, which can easily turn into 1/50. Then you will be preaching a different story. Nights like that are actually pretty rare, so I hope you didn't miss your opportunity.She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face.Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
With that said, it definitely sounds like you are playing your cards right with this one. Keep us posted. #PrayforHM
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10-23-2017, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
I went on 30 first dates last year and always offered to pay. Some I converted to lays. I looked at it as part of the cost to play. Occasionally a really good girl will insist on paying. I instantly respect her and pay anyway.Get back to me when you go on 50 first dates and pay for drinks what whatever else every time and get no action. There is a reason you don't just pay for everything as a blanket rule. You are 1 for 1, which can easily turn into 1/50. Then you will be preaching a different story. Nights like that are actually pretty rare, so I hope you didn't miss your opportunity.
With that said, it definitely sounds like you are playing your cards right with this one. Keep us posted. #PrayforHM
With that said, it definitely sounds like you are playing your cards right with this one. Keep us posted. #PrayforHM
Srs question do some of you guys really not pay? Not asking 8/10 or higher guys, just average to attractive brahs.
10-23-2017, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
been telling you motherfukkers this for yearsJust make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do.
one thing i wanna know, HoustonSlayer, is whether you've made out with a sloot before this one. if you were making out with her for the first time, I can only imagine what your technique was
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10-23-2017, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By homersexual⏩
I agree, if a girl decides she'll see you again in a week it's either she's not that interested or she thinks you're bf/cuck material. But if OP delivers then I guess we're wrong.A week is an eternity in a sloot's life. Come Friday she won't even remember who Houstonmiscer is anymore. Either you escalate and fukc her tonight/tomorrow or she's gonna be playing dink carousel with Chad and Tyrone.
10-23-2017, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
dude gets one bj and is now a fuking expert on women.....She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
Should have smashed raw anyways. Ive smashed probably 50+ tinder sloots raw without any negative consequences. She is going to forget about you by friday.
Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
I used to not pay when I was broke and thought it was beta to pay.... now I don't give a chit. If I ask you out I pay. Even bought a girl a couple beers when I knew I was not going to try to smash. Just enjoyed her company. The fuk do I care about 15 dollars?I went on 30 first dates last year and always offered to pay. Some I converted to lays. I looked at it as part of the cost to play. Occasionally a really good girl will insist on paying. I instantly respect her and pay anyway.
Srs question do some of you guys really not pay? Not asking 8/10 or higher guys, just average to attractive brahs.
Srs question do some of you guys really not pay? Not asking 8/10 or higher guys, just average to attractive brahs.
10-23-2017, 12:17 PM
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10-23-2017, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
I pretty much always pay, too, unless the woman insists on paying for half. I'm just saying, your attitude changes a bit when you come across women that obviously expect you to pay and it's clear they are not that interested. HM is justifying it because he got play. He wouldn't have the same attitude if she rejected him at the end of the night.I went on 30 first dates last year and always offered to pay. Some I converted to lays. I looked at it as part of the cost to play. Occasionally a really good girl will insist on paying. I instantly respect her and pay anyway.
Srs question do some of you guys really not pay? Not asking 8/10 or higher guys, just average to attractive brahs.
Srs question do some of you guys really not pay? Not asking 8/10 or higher guys, just average to attractive brahs.
When you play the game as an averagebrah, you have to use the 1/10 rule. 1/10 times you are not going on a second date, and if she doesn't even offer to pay or show high interest, do you even really want a second date? If it's obvious a woman is not showing high interest on the date and she doesn't even reach for her wallet, I suggest we split. I'm not going out with her again anyway because I can't stand it if a woman thinks her money is more valuable than mine.
You also have to look at the age bracket. Women in their early 20's rarely offer to pay and it's the man's fault. The first man's fault is her Dad. He didn't teach her to be independent, and the rest are the cucks that blanket offer to pay so that the women are conditioned to just expect it. I think a lot of younger women actually believe the man WANTS to pay for everything. Women in their lat 20's,early 30's, offer about 50% of the time. They have learned from the older established brahs, that they don't want to feel used by constantly having to pay. Women in their late 30's+ usually insist on being equal.
When I go out for drinks, I always say, I'll get the first round. That way she knows I expect her to get the next and it pretty much always works out that way. If she decides to stop at just one drink, it's pretty obvious she's not interested. I've had that happen only once, though. You have to set the tone early on, that you expect her to show up as a equal.
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10-23-2017, 12:33 PM
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HM first you need to go buy a Sybian ($2500..)
Make her dress up as a cowgirl for you
Put a blindfold on her and help her on the saddle
Turn it on and right before she's about to cum make her wrap her legs around you and take her off of it
Lead her into the laundry room and park her ass on the washer....
AFTER you make her put in a load of laundry first.
She will then be even more turned on by your diamond drum washer that she'll be gushing at this point.
Start the washer on "heavy"
Have her ride your penis like a "light wash"
Go slow at first with a rocking motion. Slow and deep
Then as she's about to climax and the washer goes into spin cycle take her down off the washer and spin her around in doggy position and pound her so hard
Ohhh i want you to pound her so hard
Pound that wet pu**y so hard BBY
Grab her by the hips and dig your hard girthy thick Indian penis into that HBB
When you're cumming scream out
Oh my God REPPED!! Oh God ! *Grunt*
Make her dress up as a cowgirl for you
Put a blindfold on her and help her on the saddle
Turn it on and right before she's about to cum make her wrap her legs around you and take her off of it
Lead her into the laundry room and park her ass on the washer....
AFTER you make her put in a load of laundry first.
She will then be even more turned on by your diamond drum washer that she'll be gushing at this point.
Start the washer on "heavy"
Have her ride your penis like a "light wash"
Go slow at first with a rocking motion. Slow and deep
Then as she's about to climax and the washer goes into spin cycle take her down off the washer and spin her around in doggy position and pound her so hard
Ohhh i want you to pound her so hard
Pound that wet pu**y so hard BBY
Grab her by the hips and dig your hard girthy thick Indian penis into that HBB
When you're cumming scream out
Oh my God REPPED!! Oh God ! *Grunt*
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10-23-2017, 12:37 PM
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10-23-2017, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Lol it was the first time I every made out with a girl. I've seen enough movies and TV to know that when there is that one moment of silence, to just go for it and kiss her (srs). I didn't really use a lot of tongue, she used tongue first so I did as well. I went for the sensual kiss methodbeen telling you motherfukkers this for years
one thing i wanna know, HoustonSlayer, is whether you've made out with a sloot before this one. if you were making out with her for the first time, I can only imagine what your technique was
one thing i wanna know, HoustonSlayer, is whether you've made out with a sloot before this one. if you were making out with her for the first time, I can only imagine what your technique was
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Can I be your chaperone next date? We can hit up Lucky's to watch the game.Lol it was the first time I every made out with a girl. I've seen enough movies and TV to know that when there is that one moment of silence, to just go for it and kiss her (srs). I didn't really use a lot of tongue, she used tongue first so I did as well. I went for the sensual kiss method
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10-23-2017, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
damn, faking your way through a makeout as a virgin with what must've been a seasoned slootpro is pretty impressive. did you bite her lips or neck or anything? pull her hair?Lol it was the first time I every made out with a girl. I've seen enough movies and TV to know that when there is that one moment of silence, to just go for it and kiss her (srs). I didn't really use a lot of tongue, she used tongue first so I did as well. I went for the sensual kiss method
sometimes a sloot is dying for a nice hard slap to the face too (not srs)
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10-23-2017, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ryanscut⏩
Ill be at Lucky's on the Westside tomorrow night.Can I be your chaperone next date? We can hit up Lucky's to watch the game.
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10-23-2017, 01:21 PM
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That Houstonmiscer and Nicklol, the latter of whom is about as socially competent as a rock, can get women shows how getting laid isn't hard at all.
Thank God there's been a purge in this place though because for awhile this place was almost unbearable.
Thank God there's been a purge in this place though because for awhile this place was almost unbearable.
Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Yup. You always came across as having more sense than these whiny FA bitches.She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
10-23-2017, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By whtcoupe⏩
Too far for me bro. I'm coming from Pearland. I'll be at the downtown Lucky's.Ill be at Lucky's on the Westside tomorrow night.
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10-23-2017, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
What did you do with her nipples? Describe it to us in detailLol it was the first time I every made out with a girl. I've seen enough movies and TV to know that when there is that one moment of silence, to just go for it and kiss her (srs). I didn't really use a lot of tongue, she used tongue first so I did as well. I went for the sensual kiss method
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