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Thread: With Houstonmiscer getting head and Nicklol getting vagyne

post 1523605451 10-23-2017, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
I actually have to agree with this, alot of these dudes' want the cream of the crop but aren't even at that level. Just LOL.
post 1523608471 10-23-2017, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Lol it was the first time I every made out with a girl.I've seen enough movies and TV to know that when there is that one moment of silence, to just go for it and kiss her (srs). I didn't really use a lot of tongue, she used tongue first so I did as well. I went for the sensual kiss method
Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks).The number one rule is to just have a good time
-hooks up with one girl
-starts determining the rules of seduction
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post 1523608541 10-23-2017, 04:02 PM
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Is she indian too?
post 1523621741 10-23-2017, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By PovertyChinBrah⏩
WTF brah i been trynna get with this girl, who also went to her parents' in Katy. Are you cucking me brah? Does her name start with an R?

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post 1523622461 10-23-2017, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
-hooks up with one girl
-starts determining the rules of seduction
Soon as they get some play they start acting like theyre players.
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post 1523623261 10-23-2017, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By jimmyfett98⏩

HM pls respawn
that gif is always captivating man.

chick looks fuarkin hot too

someone get her to post on misc
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post 1523624131 10-23-2017, 06:36 PM
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post 1523625401 10-23-2017, 06:47 PM
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post 1523642981 10-23-2017, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted By ryanscut⏩
Too far for me bro. I'm coming from Pearland. I'll be at the downtown Lucky's.
Actually I might join you, srs. Debating if I should drive or Uber, leaning towards Uber. I can bite the bullet on a 40 dollar uber ride to and back. It's the FUKING WORLD SERIES after all
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post 1523643171 10-23-2017, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Actually I might join you, srs. Debating if I should drive or Uber, leaning towards Uber. I can bite the bullet on a 40 dollar uber ride to and back. It's the FUKING WORLD SERIES after all
Saw you posted ITT and got kind of pumped.

Leaving semi disappointed.
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
that gif is always captivating man.

chick looks fuarkin hot too

someone get her to post on misc
does # 10 recognize it or no?

either shes too shy to say something or she just reacts to a flicker and doesn't even think about what it was.. she never looks back though
post 1523643841 10-23-2017, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
can a mod pin this to the misc for all the FAs to read
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post 1523644131 10-23-2017, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
What did you do with her nipples? Describe it to us in detail
Spoiler!
*moans
Lmao
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post 1523645001 10-23-2017, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
damn, faking your way through a makeout as a virgin with what must've been a seasoned slootpro is pretty impressive. did you bite her lips or neck or anything? pull her hair?

sometimes a sloot is dying for a nice hard slap to the face too (not srs)
Didn't pull her hair, but I did bite her lips a few times. Right before she sucked me I kissed her neck and suked on them tittays. Every time I pulled away after making out I gave her the Chad stare and then went back at it again
Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
What did you do with her nipples? Describe it to us in detail
Spoiler!
*moans
Sucked on them tittays. While she was suking my dik I played with her bobs with one hand and with the other hand I smacked her ass and fingered her vagene
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post 1523645671 10-23-2017, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Didn't pull her hair, but I did bite her lips a few times. Right before she sucked me I kissed her neck and suked on them tittays. Every time I pulled away after making out I gave her the Chad stare and then went back at it again



Sucked on them tittays. While she was suking my dik I played with her bobs with one hand and with the other hand I smacked her ass and fingered her vagene
Can you do a webcam pic of the chad stare brah, need to learn from the master p00nslayer

Or at least a MSPaint
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post 1523646851 10-23-2017, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
What did you do with her nipples? Describe it to us in detail
Spoiler!
*moans
She's back LOL can't survive without misc validation.
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face.
this is true


but come on homie this the misc
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post 1523663081 10-24-2017, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
does # 10 recognize it or no?

either shes too shy to say something or she just reacts to a flicker and doesn't even think about what it was.. she never looks back though
from reading the sign in the back, seems they're polish; the females know they gotta just do what men want
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so im guessing houston didnt smash her?
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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
Srs question do some of you guys really not pay?
I don't pay for coffee on Tinder dates. Call me cynical but if I have to pay to meet someone from Tinder they may as well call it "Free drinks and food for women", or "Billpayer".

Now if she's a great gal and we hit it off, I'll cover the bill next time because she's not just a Tinder match, she's a date.
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
did i read this right? she isn't sub 7? so you jagged yourself a 7+? putting aside the fact that i don't believe your whore of a gf is 7+, is this girl a white 7 or an ethnic 7 cuz ethnic 7 = universal 5 so i'm still not impressed, maybe you're a fan of that curry infused puss but no thx

oh btw i can tell you think you're better than the rest of us incels now don't you hm? oh look at me guise, i'm not a virgin anymore, i'm better than u ****s hurr hurr, just so you know i won't be taking any of your generic obnoxious slayer 'advice', we don't need your pity bud, now go on run along with your fellow slayer pals
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Originally Posted By lolXlol⏩
did i read this right? she isn't sub 7? so you jagged yourself a 7+? putting aside the fact that i don't believe your whore of a gf is 7+, is this girl a white 7 or an ethnic 7 cuz ethnic 7 = universal 5 so i'm still not impressed, maybe you're a fan of that curry infused puss but no thx

oh btw i can tell you think you're better than the rest of us incels now don't you hm? oh look at me guise, i'm not a virgin anymore, i'm better than u ****s hurr hurr, just so you know i won't be taking any of your generic obnoxious slayer 'advice', we don't need your pity bud, now go on run along with your fellow slayer pals
lmao
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
-hooks up with one girl
-starts determining the rules of seduction
He's an expert mate I'm waiting for the Houstinmiscer PUA Q&A
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Originally Posted By BlotterBrah⏩
He's an expert mate I'm waiting for the Houstinmiscer PUA Q&A
nicklol started doing that after his 3rd world girls trying to get a visa; it's the only reason I give him **** now
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Originally Posted By lolXlol⏩
did i read this right? she isn't sub 7? so you jagged yourself a 7+? putting aside the fact that i don't believe your whore of a gf is 7+, is this girl a white 7 or an ethnic 7 cuz ethnic 7 = universal 5 so i'm still not impressed, maybe you're a fan of that curry infused puss but no thx

oh btw i can tell you think you're better than the rest of us incels now don't you hm? oh look at me guise, i'm not a virgin anymore, i'm better than u ****s hurr hurr, just so you know i won't be taking any of your generic obnoxious slayer 'advice', we don't need your pity bud, now go on run along with your fellow slayer pals
This is why HM got some gobs and you are still red on the misc
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
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Originally Posted By awwchit2⏩
Holy duck at waiting like 6 days to meet again.

Nobody is that busy.

Anyone can hang out after or before work. You just have to be worth it for them to want to.

Houstonmiscer, I think she’s not interested
this. girls are so hot and cold that you've got no guarantee you're getting laid srs.

unless you got your text game going all throughout the week, she's going to start feeling less open to going out with you friday and all she has to do is say "oh im not feeling good" and your date is cancelled.

unless the chick is ballsdeep into you or you've known them for a long time, i'd never guarantee i'm getting laid. on tinder, where they barely know you and you're pretty much a stranger, there's a pretty big chance she flakes on you. especially since she flaked on you with her parents
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