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Thread: TTT IV: Geritol, sleep groping, and PIITB

post 1523922351 10-26-2017, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
http://www.lane-mfg.com/electronic-ejaculators/

I recommend the Pulsator IV with the 75mm upright weighted probe
Followup questions:

Does it have an automotive 12V adaptor for road trips?
Is it dishwasher safe?
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
^^^ Das it bb... hey lover!


Do they make that for human men?


Mama needs a baby, AND HOW... Since none of you married *******s will do it yourselves, I''m gonna get this jizz-tastic cumelectrocution device to help myself...


No worries gentlemen... I'll get ya when you least expect it.
Bonrar achieved.
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Vex, this man needs our help. Titties unite!

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=174933501



edit - of course you're already in there. Such a hero
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
http://www.lane-mfg.com/electronic-ejaculators/

I recommend the Pulsator IV with the 75mm upright weighted probe
soooooooo do you slide it up the butt to the prostate?... then gives it a zap the spermies... nice.
Originally Posted By leoaa777⏩
Yeah bengals are like dogs with independence lol. Mine jumps on to sit next to me, likes being rubbed, comes when called, plays “catch” but I’m working on that one, let’s my nieces 5/3 years old play with her. Pretty great, never thought I would like cats. I rescued mine, got lucky. But you can get a more pure breed F1-2-3 from 700-2000.
Idk wtf that means... F#? I'm not really down with pure bred anything... I don't agree with the interbreeding that happens to get that "pure"ness of it.

but.... Am interested to learn more.
Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
My seed is worthless to your cause. Vasectomy crew
da fuk man.... I needed though and you're so fukking close, relatively speaking... You and 5x10... and we all know that I'd rape him if I got the chance.... Anybody else in TX with VIABLE fukking sperm that i can rape for a babby?
Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Bonrar achieved.
you're first.
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post 1523925231 10-26-2017, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
The wives are just as horny....
This. My wife is mega horny all the time. Just the other day I get home from work, she gave me a to do list and she was on it.
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post 1523925301 10-26-2017, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
soooooooo do you slide it up the butt to the prostate?... then gives it a zap the spermies... nice.

Idk wtf that means... F#? I'm not really down with pure bred anything... I don't agree with the interbreeding that happens to get that "pure"ness of it.

but.... Am interested to learn more.

da fuk man.... I needed though and you're so fukking close, relatively speaking... You and 5x10... and we all know that I'd rape him if I got the chance.... Anybody else in TX with VIABLE fukking sperm that i can rape for a babby?
you're first.
Wish I could help you out, but I'm also part of the vasectomy crew. Could help with training prior to live fire.
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post 1523925461 10-26-2017, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
soooooooo do you slide it up the butt to the prostate?... then gives it a zap the spermies... nice.

Idk wtf that means... F#? I'm not really down with pure bred anything... I don't agree with the interbreeding that happens to get that "pure"ness of it.

but.... Am interested to learn more.

da fuk man.... I needed though and you're so fukking close, relatively speaking... You and 5x10... and we all know that I'd rape him if I got the chance.... Anybody else in TX with VIABLE fukking sperm that i can rape for a babby?
you're first.
lol not sure if srs
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post 1523925811 10-26-2017, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By 5x10⏩
I think I watched more baseball last night than the last few years combined
Crazy game
I've watched more the last few days than the last decade. Didn't stay up for extra innings though. Old geezer needs his sleep.


Also, Jason, can you give me cliffs on Florida gun laws?
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
soooooooo do you slide it up the butt to the prostate?... then gives it a zap the spermies... nice.

Idk wtf that means... F#? I'm not really down with pure bred anything... I don't agree with the interbreeding that happens to get that "pure"ness of it.

but.... Am interested to learn more.

da fuk man.... I needed though and you're so fukking close, relatively speaking... You and 5x10... and we all know that I'd rape him if I got the chance.... Anybody else in TX with VIABLE fukking sperm that i can rape for a babby?
you're first.
due to a doctor prescription(which shall not be named due to potential of teh ban), I'm 99% sure I'm shooting blanks
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post 1523926241 10-26-2017, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By bitty_bish⏩
Fark, I'm late.

INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
U always on time.
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
lol not sure if srs
REALLY? You're NOT SURE?


son....
Originally Posted By 5x10⏩
due to a doctor prescription(which shall not be named due to potential of teh ban), I'm 99% sure I'm shooting blanks
SON OF A BIIIIIIIIITCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH



lol on a different note. I got told that I have crazy eyes... methinks it's the glasses, bc I've never been told that before...




thoughts on crazy eyes?
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post 1523926491 10-26-2017, 09:41 AM
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^^^^Might just be the glasses

Might be the only dude in here still in baby making mode, not gonna lie I can almost pick out the chicks who are ovulating when out in public. Mother nature is cruel.
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post 1523926711 10-26-2017, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Might be the only dude in here still in baby making mode, not gonna lie I can almost pick out the chicks who are ovulating when out in public. Mother nature is cruel.
You're not the only one.
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post 1523927381 10-26-2017, 09:48 AM
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lol... Helloooooooooooo, gentlemen....a/s/l?
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post 1523927461 10-26-2017, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By GarthVader⏩
Also, Jason, can you give me cliffs on Florida gun laws?
You can buy anything you want that isn't class 3 (full auto)
No magazine capacity restrictions
Three day waiting period on purchasing pistols
For carry permit, you just need some formal type of training (military, concealed carry class, or even hunter's safety course)
With carry permit, there's no waiting period for purchasing a pistol

I can get into more specifics if you tell me what you're interested in. But for the most part, we live in a 'free state', so have fun.
There is no “3-Step-Rule” to carrying a gun in your car in Florida without a permit.
According to Florida Statutes, Chapter 790.25, you may carry a gun in your center console or glove box LOADED, out of a holster, ready to go.

This only applies to people who may legally be in possession of a firearm – which means you’re 18 years of age or older, and you haven’t had your gun rights taken away

Important note: Do not carry a loaded firearm outside of a case or holster anywhere else in your vehicle. It must be in a glove box or center console unless you have a license to carry.
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
OMG. Dog like behavior? Where can i get one. Wtf is it? I want one if it won't ignore me... .
Google Bengal Cat.
Originally Posted By leoaa777⏩
Great eye dude. My Bengal is almost 4 years old, I rescued her. According to the place she is an F4? Not sure, maybe F5. Very smart and dog like behavior.

Edit. Is a serval a savannah, or viceversa?
Mine was...11? My guess is he had cancer because he was in basically no pain, but slowly lost weight. And that's exactly why I got one. Not much of a cat person, but they are awesome and lolzy.

Serval is the wild African cat that is mixed to make the savannah. Go peek at that IG page. Thing is hilarious. and HUGE.
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
oh good.
Still waiting...
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Originally Posted By jason_bh⏩
You can buy anything you want that isn't class 3 (full auto)
No magazine capacity restrictions
Three day waiting period on purchasing pistols
For carry permit, you just need some formal type of training (military, concealed carry class, or even hunter's safety course)
With carry permit, there's no waiting period for purchasing a pistol

I can get into more specifics if you tell me what you're interested in. But for the most part, we live in a 'free state', so have fun.
Sweet. Can you go out to the middle of the woods or a quarry or something and shoot or do you have to only shoot at ranges?
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Originally Posted By GarthVader⏩
Sweet. Can you go out to the middle of the woods or a quarry or something and shoot or do you have to only shoot at ranges?
If it's private land and not in the city, you are good to go.
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
Google Bengal Cat.

Mine was...11? My guess is he had cancer because he was in basically no pain, but slowly lost weight. And that's exactly why I got one. Not much of a cat person, but they are awesome and lolzy.

Serval is the wild African cat that is mixed to make the savannah. Go peek at that IG page. Thing is hilarious. and HUGE.

Still waiting...
I did.. none in the area

AND WHAT? Waiting for what? You want to get raped, you gotta come down here for it. I ain't flying for sex. been there, done that, over it.
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
lol... Helloooooooooooo, gentlemen....a/s/l?
27/M/LA. And because I don't take anything on the misc as srs lol.
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
thoughts on crazy eyes?
??? I've seen them IRL and I'd have to disagree...
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
27/M/LA. And because I don't take anything on the misc as srs lol.
omg.... so close. meet in shreveport for some yucky and sucky? then... you know.... babbies. I've got twins in my DNA. I'll let you have one.
Originally Posted By bitty_bish⏩
??? I've seen them IRL and I'd have to disagree...
I just wanted to be a 60s librarian... and some douche said I had crazy eyes........
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
lol... Helloooooooooooo, gentlemen....a/s/l?
We yahoo chat room now?
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Originally Posted By JRMoore82⏩
We yahoo chat room now?
depends.... you fertile?
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Originally Posted By JRMoore82⏩
We yahoo chat room now?
AOL True Romance chat room
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hahaha, damn you breezy...
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^^tiddy... open sc. lol





wtf is up with all these visecked hbbs itt... maybe I can get lucky with that 1% of 5x10's 99% pill... fml.


unless I want to go younger.... I mean... I guess... If I have to.
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Almost makes me want to get my vasectomy reversed. I should since I carry superior scandinavian & native american genetics. The world needs more viking savages and fewer narrow-shouldered hipsters.
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
^^tiddy... open sc. lol





wtf is up with all these visecked hbbs itt... maybe I can get lucky with that 1% of 5x10's 99% pill... fml.


unless I want to go younger.... I mean... I guess... If I have to.
Guarantee we'd make great tight 5/scrummaging offspring.
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^^^ LORD HAVE MERCY! AN ENTIRE TIGHT 5???? I ain't doing a full pack or 7s side. I don't think my body could take it... Maybe we'll whore on to other teams with our 4? I wasn't lying, twins are a possibility.
Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
Almost makes me want to get my vasectomy reversed. I should since I carry superior scandinavian & native american genetics. The world needs more viking savages and fewer narrow-shouldered hipsters.
AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED...


do it *******.... Hey boi, wanna gimme yo numba?

Those concave chested motherfukkers.... ain't nobody got time for that...
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
depends.... you fertile?
Hell nah.

2 daughters is enough.
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