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post 1524118681 10-27-2017, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
may as well just stay in then
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post 1524118871 10-27-2017, 11:37 PM
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I always thought we - the misc - were joking about "making it" but you fuks legit define "making it" as scoring with a girl.

Holy geez, I'm sorry but that speaks volumes about why y'all can't get ass in the first place.

No hate, do you. But I just feel like guys who put their eggs in a different basket usually will fare much better in acquiring females.

It's all fine to celebrate getting some poon. Hell, I'm sure we all do it.

But this here is the idea of waiting around on a Friday night to "seal the deal" and "make it" in life, all of which is dependent on the woman.

HM, I hope you be trolling about how invested you actually are in this to make us laugh. If not, gotta re-evaluate - real tea, no malice.
post 1524119791 10-27-2017, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted By stardewvalley⏩
I always thought we - the misc - were joking about "making it" but you fuks legit define "making it" as scoring with a girl.

Holy geez, I'm sorry but that speaks volumes about why y'all can't get ass in the first place.

No hate, do you. But I just feel like guys who put their eggs in a different basket usually will fare much better in acquiring females.

It's all fine to celebrate getting some poon. Hell, I'm sure we all do it.

But this here is the idea of waiting around on a Friday night to "seal the deal" and "make it" in life, all of which is dependent on the woman.

HM, I hope you be trolling about how invested you actually are in this to make us laugh. If not, gotta re-evaluate - real tea, no malice.
Calm down man I'm just trying to have a good time
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post 1524121071 10-28-2017, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Fuk its already 12:23 should I go out srs or should I just chill
Go out, srs. It's the weekend, plus its halloween. Tons of sloots out in slooty costumes. Get some boyos together and head out, hit the bars. Even if you don't make the sexors, you can still have a good time. Some of my best nights out have been because of the good times with my boyos and didn't end up with a sloot (no homo tho)
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post 1524121661 10-28-2017, 12:41 AM
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post 1524121691 10-28-2017, 12:41 AM
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You waited too long you fukin Houston cuck.

Who he fuk schedules a hang out like 7 days ahead. Nobody is that busy. You should have invited her over the following day you met.

Take this as a learning experience. With sloots there is no time to waste as Chad will slide in those dms hourly.
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
post 1524122201 10-28-2017, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted By awwchit2⏩
You waited too long you fukin Houston cuck.

Who he fuk schedules a hang out like 7 days ahead. Nobody is that busy. You should have invited her over the following day you met.

Take this as a learning experience. With sloots there is no time to waste as Chad will slide in those dms hourly.
5-3 stay mad ******* srs
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post 1524122291 10-28-2017, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
5-3 stay mad ******* srs
wtf working hours are those srs
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post 1524122501 10-28-2017, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
5-3 stay mad ******* srs
Stay a virgin ******* srs

Dodgers in 6
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
5-3 stay mad ******* srs
Time to earn that pussy, HM.
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Let this be a lesson

Don’t go a week without seeing a sloot

Chads always on the prowl

Hm will get flaked on again
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
post 1524124811 10-28-2017, 02:18 AM
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Bro you were offered pussy on a silver platter should have ****ed her in the car like you said and worry about consequences later.
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post 1524125741 10-28-2017, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted By stardewvalley⏩
I always thought we - the misc - were joking about "making it" but you fuks legit define "making it" as scoring with a girl.

Holy geez, I'm sorry but that speaks volumes about why y'all can't get ass in the first place.

No hate, do you. But I just feel like guys who put their eggs in a different basket usually will fare much better in acquiring females.

It's all fine to celebrate getting some poon. Hell, I'm sure we all do it.

But this here is the idea of waiting around on a Friday night to "seal the deal" and "make it" in life, all of which is dependent on the woman.

HM, I hope you be trolling about how invested you actually are in this to make us laugh. If not, gotta re-evaluate - real tea, no malice.
People are joking, you legit sound unstable. Guys always talk about getting it in because it's an accomplishment. You just gotta chill and get out there man.
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post 1524125861 10-28-2017, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Fuk she cancelled on me and said tomorrow night wat do
Did she just say "tomorrow" or has she actually actually established a time and place with you?
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post 1524126101 10-28-2017, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted By WhirlwindTobias⏩
Did she just say "tomorrow" or has she actually actually established a time and place with you?
Sounds like she said: "I found a slightly better looking dude to put his P inside my V". Only plan of action is to get a boombox and go outside her window. Report results....
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post 1524126351 10-28-2017, 03:33 AM
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Praying for you HM.

Remember next time if you have the opportunity you have to smash 100% you might not get another chance SRS.
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post 1524126501 10-28-2017, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted By moonfarious⏩
Praying for you HM.

Remember next time if you have the opportunity you have to smash 100% you might not get another chance SRS.
lol man, every dude get's more than one chance to smash regardless of there looks

Just make your life the slightest bit interesting and any dude can pull a decent looking chick.
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post 1524126671 10-28-2017, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted By liftersize⏩
Sounds like she said: "I found a slightly better looking dude to put his P inside my V". Only plan of action is to get a boombox and go outside her window. Report results....
Sorry HM, she ain't coming back. She earned Chad's dick instead.
post 1524127131 10-28-2017, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted By WhirlwindTobias⏩
Did she just say "tomorrow" or has she actually actually established a time and place with you?
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post 1524127301 10-28-2017, 04:21 AM
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Strong backfire..


HM speaking from my experience, dont tell anyone until you smash then make a thread not before smashing.

Its like ruining your chances when you let know everybody before you do the thing.

And the next time lock the thing in the place dont give her time to go cold on you
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Ok guys I haven't made an official thread yet because I don't want to make one until I actually lose my virginity. Basicslly heres what happened so far:

-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics

-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out

-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again

-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking

- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)

-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
Goddammit why wouldn't you have rubbers?

FFS man. You should have some in your console, night stand, and in a small container in your living room.

For away games the inside pocket of your jacket is a perfect spot.

Also, I would've banged raw.
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post 1524138541 10-28-2017, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By WhirlwindTobias⏩
Did she just say "tomorrow" or has she actually actually established a time and place with you?
She said "tomorrow." If she doesnt txt me the details I'm going nc. Not gonna let her ruin my Halloween weekend. If we never speak again oh well fuk it. I'm having some fuking fun tonight
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
She said "tomorrow." If she doesnt txt me the details I'm going nc. Not gonna let her ruin my Halloween weekend. If we never speak again oh well fuk it. I'm having some fuking fun tonight
If she didn't lock down plans, she's not interested. Or only interested in having you around as a back up. Go do your thing and have fun, if she contacts you, great! If not, you still had a fun night.
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Goddammit why wouldn't you have rubbers?

FFS man. You should have some in your console, night stand, and in a small container in your living room.

For away games the inside pocket of your jacket is a perfect spot.

Also, I would've banged raw.
Fuk, I love leoslayer. srs
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Goddammit why wouldn't you have rubbers?

FFS man. You should have some in your console, night stand, and in a small container in your living room.

For away games the inside pocket of your jacket is a perfect spot.

Also, I would've banged raw.
I like to keep a couple in my wallet
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strike while the iron is hot.

The good thing is that if you were this close once, you are capable of being this close again. Don't let this demoralize you and don't make the same mistakes next time. Bring a jimmy
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He acts like he won’t care but he’s gonna eat himself alive when she does nc.

You had it mane.

Next time drive to a 711 and buy fukin condoms and have her do reverse cowgirl in your back seat and finger her butthole
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
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Originally Posted By 300BLK⏩
I like to keep a couple in my wallet
They break down faster that way. Also it gives that ring which isn't stealthy everytime you pull it out to pay for something.

Inside jacket pocket I found is the perfect location. Easy to reach, doesn't degrade rubbers, doesn't show and if it's a girl you aren't sure about isn't easily felt by her during a dance or embrace.

Decades of experience have gone into this.
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
They break down faster that way. Also it gives that ring which isn't stealthy everytime you pull it out to pay for something.

Inside jacket pocket I found is the perfect location. Easy to reach, doesn't degrade rubbers, doesn't show and if it's a girl you aren't sure about isn't easily felt by her during a dance or embrace.

Decades of experience have gone into this.
what if it’s summer so no jacket tho?
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Originally Posted By awwchit2⏩
He acts like he won’t care but he’s gonna eat himself alive when she does nc.

You had it mane.

Next time drive to a 711 and buy fukin condoms and have her do reverse cowgirl in your back seat and finger her butthole
I won't eat myself alive lol. I no longer look at the past, I only look forward. If it really is over then at least I got some head out of it, oh well things didn't go my way this time and I'll take this as a learning experience but I won't cry about it like a pussy and make excuses
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