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post 1524331521 10-30-2017, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
5?

It's a pussy not a clown car!
How many kids would YOU personally like me to have? Lol your opinion is extremely important to me and I'm now regretting my life choices as of 2 minutes ago
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post 1524331591 10-30-2017, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Blah blah blah, less words and more pics please.

We wanna see these "awoke" pics of Opie.
Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
That's what I thought. Now go get the prayer rug out and repent.

Byebye *waves*
I wrote a short novel for you two

MuzzieChick swore to have her revenge for being utterly embarrassed on the misc forums by Girlgoneweird. After hours of exchanging nudes with the misc mods for Muzzie's IP address she finally obtained her location and bought the plane tickets to pay her online enemy a visit. During the plane ride she imagined all the ways she would hurt her and possibly end her miscing career.
"There can only be one attention whore", she though with a smirk on her face.
She clamped her fists tight as she was in front of Girlgoneweird's door and started knocking like a mad woman..
Slowly the door opens up and in front of her stands an awkward looking female miscer... This was when it all changed. MuzzieChick felt butterflies in her stomach and a tingly feeling in the downstairs area.
"Wtf do you want you dumb sloot i'm posting pics of me in sexual positions for a forum full of autist virgins but its for the lolz i'm so strange lol look at me" exclaimed Girlsgonewild..
MuzzieChick couldn't hold it anymore and just jumped on top of her and ravashed her mouth..
"This hijab and ninja suit got me all sweaty from this plane ride", claimed MuzzieChick as she undressed and started doing the haram.
"Do you think if we film this and post it on misc we can get a 300+ page thread and mod reps?" asked Girlsgoneweird as the scissoring ensued...


TBC
post 1524331981 10-30-2017, 11:12 AM
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You having daddy issues is the LEAST surprising thing that has been revealed on here. And I have seen some chit, I kid you not I have seen some chit.
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post 1524332211 10-30-2017, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
I wrote a short novel for you two

MuzzieChick swore to have her revenge for being utterly embarrassed on the misc forums by Girlgoneweird. After hours of exchanging nudes with the misc mods for Muzzie's IP address she finally obtained her location and bought the plane tickets to pay her online enemy a visit. During the plane ride she imagined all the ways she would hurt her and possibly end her miscing career.
"There can only be one attention whore", she though with a smirk on her face.
She clamped her fists tight as she was in front of Girlgoneweird's door and started knocking like a mad woman..
Slowly the door opens up and in front of her stands an awkward looking female miscer... This was when it all changed. MuzzieChick felt butterflies in her stomach and a tingly feeling in the downstairs area.
"Wtf do you want you dumb sloot i'm posting pics of me in sexual positions for a forum full of autist virgins but its for the lolz i'm so strange lol look at me" exclaimed Girlsgonewild..
MuzzieChick couldn't hold it anymore and just jumped on top of her and ravashed her mouth..
"This hijab and ninja suit got me all sweaty from this plane ride", claimed MuzzieChick as she undressed and started doing the haram.
"Do you think if we film this and post it on misc we can get a 300+ page thread and mod reps?" asked Girlsgoneweird as the scissoring ensued...


TBC
I seriously laughed from sentence #1. Pretty much she's mad because I'm "attention whoring" and getting more attention than she is... especially with her being a sexually repressed woman and not being able to post nice avis of her body like I do, she feels the need to lash out at me.
I'm guessing she WANTS male attention so bad (which is probably why she's on the misc at all) but with her being a pious Muslim woman it's not allowed. Hard for men to look at your ass when your in a burka or black trashbag

Shehas to do it sneakily. I can do whatever the fuk I want

Lol im not ashamed. NO RAGRETS yoloI'll attention whore if I want, but this thread wasn't that.
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post 1524332601 10-30-2017, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By TimDF⏩
You having daddy issues is the LEAST surprising thing that has been revealed on here. And I have seen some chit, I kid you not I have seen some chit.
I love misc psychoanalyzerspost something about figuring something out...

You have daddy issues
You need validation
How big is your azzhole
You're a terrible mom

*Sigh*
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post 1524333191 10-30-2017, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
I'm not using this forum as validation and I hardly ever post pictures on my bodyspace.
You are supposedly a pious Muslim woman coming onto a forum where we openly talk about raunchy and "degenerate" things.
I am (for the most part) a very sexually open woman and unlike you, NON repressed. I use this forum for lots of things.

What is stranger? Me being on here or you?

I have joked with you on here, but I think you know I am not a mean person...but I'll say I don't care for you too much. You seem very judgmental yet you're on a nasty site with half naked Avi men.

....but hey, I'm not the one who has to pray over what I do/see on this site lol. Keep your opinion of me because that takes nothing away from what I've experienced over the weekend.
Right on!
post 1524333411 10-30-2017, 11:25 AM
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LePaL7GqTa
I'm back, bitches!
post 1524333511 10-30-2017, 11:26 AM
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It's painfully transparent how badly you seek validation. But why from a bunch of insecure, emotionally-unstable male strangers on the internet? You're married with children. It doesn't take Freud to realize that you have some serious issues.
post 1524333681 10-30-2017, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LePaL7GqTa
You are doing my favorite thing?
post 1524333701 10-30-2017, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
HAMSTER-ING
Lolzz....real good example you set to your kids with you posting endless pics of yourself on the misc while claiming to be 'woke'. Real transcendental of you (sarc)

I saw someone reference you as girlgoneretard and its pretty appropriate to be honest.

If you are so woke how come you didn't mention that the top 8 richest people own more than the bottom 3 billion, or that 1 mega company owns almost all of the news media, or the endless destruction of western civ that is happening etc etc.

I'd say I hope you do indeed 'wake up' but I doubt it, you'll go back to posting pics of yourself in 10 page topics because its so much easier on your dopamine than realizing you are a hypocrite.
post 1524333711 10-30-2017, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LePaL7GqTa
This is definitely your best work yet.
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post 1524333891 10-30-2017, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
You are doing my favorite thing?
You like to fist yourself too?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1524334191 10-30-2017, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Payrab⏩
It's painfully transparent how badly you seek validation. But why from a bunch of insecure, emotionally-unstable male strangers on the internet? You're married with children. It doesn't take Freud to realize that you have some serious issues.
Let me play devil's advocate for a minute...let's say I AM seeking validation. Why does that bother you? Why is that an issue for you and why do you care?
Is it hurting you?
Do humans not seek validation in everything we do whether it's through our jobs, GPA, our looks, or whatever?

That's normal. There's nothing wrong with it and even when I did seek validation on here by posting a few pg-13 ass pictures I don feel a bit sorry about it.

If you're doing things in life that you later regret, then you aren't doing it right. Don't worry about what I do or anyone else does.
Learn to mind your own business and you'll be a lot happier
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post 1524334301 10-30-2017, 11:32 AM
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So that's just basic redpilling with a little extra "Im high on life" stuff


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post 1524334481 10-30-2017, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
You like to fist yourself too?
Lol..no! I almost had to try that the other day because I thought I had a tampon stuck in, I couldn't find it anywhere. So, long story short, I ended up trying pull my cervix out thinking it was the tampon. I went to the doctor, they said there was nothing there. What happened to the tampon is still an unsolved mystery.
post 1524334641 10-30-2017, 11:34 AM
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post 1524334711 10-30-2017, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Lol..no! I almost had to try that the other day because I thought I had a tampon stuck in, I couldn't find it anywhere. So, long story short, I ended up trying pull my cervix out thinking it was the tampon. I went to the doctor, they said there was nothing there. What happened to the tampon is still an unsolved mystery.
You probably just assimilated with it. Have you been feeling extra absorbent lately?
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post 1524334961 10-30-2017, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By KMadigan777⏩
Lolzz....real good example you set to your kids with you posting endless pics of yourself on the misc while claiming to be 'woke'. Real transcendental of you (sarc)

I saw someone reference you as girlgoneretard and its pretty appropriate to be honest.

If you are so woke how come you didn't mention that the top 8 richest people own more than the bottom 3 billion, or that 1 mega company owns almost all of the news media, or the endless destruction of western civ that is happening etc etc.

I'd say I hope you do indeed 'wake up' but I doubt it, you'll go back to posting pics of yourself in 10 page topics because its so much easier on your dopamine than realizing you are a hypocrite.
Why is "posting pictures on the net" hypocritical? I feel like everyone should have the freedom to do what they want and not be judged. Do what makes YOU happy. If one day that includes posting a picture of you azz on the net then that's perfectly fine

If you wanna work as a stripper...fine
If you like dressing up in women's clothes because it turns you on..fine
If you want to bodybuild and be huge even though society thinks you look gross...fine!

Y'all are trying to make me feel ashamed of something I have no shame about. As a parent I do some things that I keep from my kids...just like all other parents do.
I'm happily married but it also turns me on to post a picture of my ass.

Maybe it turns you on to have someone chit on your chest? I don't give af. I don't worry myself about what others do
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post 1524335231 10-30-2017, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Lol..no! I almost had to try that the other day because I thought I had a tampon stuck in, I couldn't find it anywhere. So, long story short, I ended up trying pull my cervix out thinking it was the tampon. I went to the doctor, they said there was nothing there. What happened to the tampon is still an unsolved mystery.
Ohhhmm....you're now one with the tampon!
Originally Posted By 300BLK⏩
So that's just basic redpilling with a little extra "Im high on life" stuff


Sure
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post 1524336041 10-30-2017, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LePaL7GqTa
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wwMjawMIy5
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wwMjawMIy5
nah
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post 1524336371 10-30-2017, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wwMjawMIy5
Did you just say petroleum jelly? Lol
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post 1524336501 10-30-2017, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wwMjawMIy5
Listened to this about 6 times. Still have no fking clue what you are saying.
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Let me play devil's advocate for a minute...let's say I AM seeking validation. Why does that bother you? Why is that an issue for you and why do you care?
Is it hurting you?
Do humans not seek validation in everything we do whether it's through our jobs, GPA, our looks, or whatever?

That's normal. There's nothing wrong with it and even when I did seek validation on here by posting a few pg-13 ass pictures I don feel a bit sorry about it.

If you're doing things in life that you later regret, then you aren't doing it right. Don't worry about what I do or anyone else does.
Learn to mind your own business and you'll be a lot happier
Right. Those last three sentences are like something you'd see in the bio of a middle-American townie in a Plenty of Fish profile. You're right that everybody seeks validation in every aspect of life, but the particular validation you're seeking makes you a really ****ty partner to your husband. No matter how hard you try to deflect that and say "no you!" it's 100% true. Maybe with all those mind-opening, insightful epiphanies you've been having, you'll soon realize that you have immense character flaws that need to be sorted out.

And validation aside, you do nothing but ****post.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
nah
https://vocaroo.com/i/s05TJGv7xTKs

Hopefully well.
Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Listened to this about 6 times. Still have no fking clue what you are saying.
lol I said "You're trolling the misc."
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Lol..no! I almost had to try that the other day because I thought I had a tampon stuck in, I couldn't find it anywhere. So, long story short, I ended up trying pull my cervix out thinking it was the tampon. I went to the doctor, they said there was nothing there. What happened to the tampon is still an unsolved mystery.
WHAT. THE. FUK Cass
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s05TJGv7xTKs

Hopefully well.




lol I said "You're trolling the misc."
Pretty good man. Jr. is fukkin crazy and can take damage like a champ from falling all over the place. Got my bench to a place I like, but got a bit too muc belly in the process, so I'm trying to lean out just a smidge.
I'm back, bitches!
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
WHAT. THE. FUK Cass
Look, I'm not as smart what I appear
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
WHAT. THE. FUK Cass
lol ur built like a cartoon character
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
lol ur built like a cartoon character
Wot
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