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post 1524337441 10-30-2017, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Pretty good man. Jr. is fukkin crazy and can take damage like a champ from falling all over the place. Got my bench to a place I like, but got a bit too muc belly in the process, so I'm trying to lean out just a smidge.
Nice to hear. You're a good father. srs

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post 1524337471 10-30-2017, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Payrab⏩
Right. Those last three sentences are like something you'd see in the bio of a middle-American townie in a Plenty of Fish profile. You're right that everybody seeks validation in every aspect of life, but the particular validation you're seeking makes you a really ****ty partner to your husband. No matter how hard you try to deflect that and say "no you!" it's 100% true. Maybe with all those mind-opening, insightful epiphanies you've been having, you'll soon realize that you have immense character flaws that need to be sorted out.

And validation aside, you do nothing but ****post.
We'll have you ever thought that just like there are people with "open" marriages, swingers, gay, bisexual etc..that maybe there are people who have different views on sex and the way they operate in a relationship?
We are VERY happy together and he is my best friend. Never cheated on him and I don't ever plan to. He's an extremely good father and husband. I'm a great wife.
We don't think posting an anonymous picture is going to ruin our 13 year marriage lol

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post 1524337571 10-30-2017, 11:59 AM
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post 1524337601 10-30-2017, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
Wot
That's exactly what I was just thinking....that's a good thing btw.
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post 1524337671 10-30-2017, 11:59 AM
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this was actually a good premise for a thread, but I see that things have gotten messy as usual. Sad!
post 1524337831 10-30-2017, 12:01 PM
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You've only just scratched the surface of the nefarious goings on of the government by the way OP, i've got some books you should read

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post 1524337951 10-30-2017, 12:02 PM
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Jesus someone give me the cliff notes on what the hell we are suppose to discuss. That was harder to follow than a meth head working on his car.
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post 1524337961 10-30-2017, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Lol..no! I almost had to try that the other day because I thought I had a tampon stuck in, I couldn't find it anywhere. So, long story short, I ended up trying pull my cervix out thinking it was the tampon. I went to the doctor, they said there was nothing there. What happened to the tampon is still an unsolved mystery.
Not sure if srs?
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post 1524337991 10-30-2017, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
We'll have you ever thought that just like there are people with "open" marriages, swingers, gay, bisexual etc..that maybe there are people who have different views on sex and the way they operate in a relationship?
We are VERY happy together and he is my best friend. Never cheated on him and I don't ever plan to. He's an extremely good father and husband. I'm a great wife.
We don't think posting an anonymous picture is going to ruin our 13 year marriage lol

Your opinion means nothing.
Make a sex tape with him and send it to me to rate you guys' buttholes/10
Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
this was actually a good premise for a thread, but I see that things have gotten messy as usual. Sad!
Wrong!

Idk I just wanted to post a Trump line for once
I'm back, bitches!
post 1524338141 10-30-2017, 12:03 PM
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i ain't reading that **** lol


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post 1524338281 10-30-2017, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Lol..no! I almost had to try that the other day because I thought I had a tampon stuck in, I couldn't find it anywhere. So, long story short, I ended up trying pull my cervix out thinking it was the tampon. I went to the doctor, they said there was nothing there. What happened to the tampon is still an unsolved mystery.
Well... enough internet for me today.
I'll try again tomorrow.
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post 1524338461 10-30-2017, 12:06 PM
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This thread is a warzone

post 1524338501 10-30-2017, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Wrong!

Idk I just wanted to post a Trump line for once
post 1524338521 10-30-2017, 12:06 PM
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post 1524338651 10-30-2017, 12:07 PM
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op being ''awake'' is not that, being awake has to do with Mandela effect, and waking up to the reality of parallel universes, realizing that the government is ''corrupt'' is nothing knew, being ''awake'' has nothing to do with that, it has to do with Mandela effect
post 1524338771 10-30-2017, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
Wot
exactly
I'm back, bitches!
post 1524338841 10-30-2017, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Not sure if srs?
Yes and I learned fisting yourself is not easy.

Also learned that my vagoo is about the length of my middle finger and the cervix is very slippery.
post 1524338851 10-30-2017, 12:09 PM
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I remember my first camping trip involving illicit substances OP, fun times.
post 1524339191 10-30-2017, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Lol..no! I almost had to try that the other day because I thought I had a tampon stuck in, I couldn't find it anywhere. So, long story short, I ended up trying pull my cervix out thinking it was the tampon. I went to the doctor, they said there was nothing there. What happened to the tampon is still an unsolved mystery.
A similar thing happened to me, except it was a contact I thought was stuck in my eyeball somewhere.
post 1524339311 10-30-2017, 12:13 PM
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I was busy all morning and come to this





Also wtf Cass????!!!
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post 1524339621 10-30-2017, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
Also wtf Cass????!!!
Do I have to keep repeating myself?
post 1524339831 10-30-2017, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Notafitchick⏩
Jesus someone give me the cliff notes on what the hell we are suppose to discuss. That was harder to follow than a meth head working on his car.
Tried to start a deep discussion about the fukkery of society.
Muzzie gets all jealous and butthurt that she has to wear a trashbag #religionofpiss
Psychoanalyzers enter
Cass lost her tampon
Melis is shaped like Jessica rabbit (hnnng)
Muzzle was pooping but now wants to rate mine and my husband's Chocolate Starfish
...deep discussion indeed
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post 1524339871 10-30-2017, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Do I have to keep repeating myself?
We all been there, that panic settling in when you don't find the string and have to run your hand up and down your crack to find it only to forget you took it out earlier. This is why I hate tampons.
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post 1524340001 10-30-2017, 12:19 PM
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post 1524340171 10-30-2017, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Tried to start a deep discussion about the fukkery of society.
Muzzie gets all jealous and butthurt that she has to wear a trashbag #religionofpiss
lmao you're like a female eric cartman.
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This thread is a chit show lol



and OP def sounds like a dee em tea starter pack meme right now lol.
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Originally Posted By tokelift⏩
lmfao!!!
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Originally Posted By soaponarope1⏩
I remember my first camping trip involving illicit substances OP, fun times.
Huh? What made you think I meant that? If it was from the fact that I got lost in my tent...well, you just don't know how hard it is to find your way out when you keep getting distracted. That's all
Went to the tent to put another layer on because it was 29° and every time I would take my sweater off it would be turned in side out of course so then I would lay it on my lap thinking it was turn the correct way and put it back on only to realize that the tag was in the front so I would take it off try to turn it back around and put it back on the wrong way.
This happened about five times and I was laughing so hard. My friend was standing outside the tent and she said

"GGW what the hell is taking you so long why is it taking you 15 minutes to put on a sweater?"

I said "I can't get out of the tent! I'm stuck in a loop" this was probably the funniest things that has ever happened to me in my life hands down

...but no... definitely no illegal substances we're to be found and I would never even consider breaking the "laws" of our wonderful government. The government was established to protect us from ourselves.youd have to be crazy to "go rogue"
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The other women on here enabling this nonsense definitely lowers my opinion of you.

Sometime you got to put "girl pride yeah!" aside and realize you're backing the wrong horse.

If you catch me enabling welshautist or donvonduck or one of the other retards I'd expect the same speech
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