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10-26-2017, 09:04 PM
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I'd probably bang cornbred...
This ones a butterface but her body is tight. Might go through with this.

Here was that Z that messaged me.


This ones a butterface but her body is tight. Might go through with this.

Here was that Z that messaged me.


10-26-2017, 09:18 PM
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jesus christ can we chill on the screenshots of convos that likely lead nowhere and more ninja pics of sloots who the misc has actually banged.
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Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
10-26-2017, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted By awwchit2⏩
Well since I was the last one that posted a ninja itt here:https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1522743481jesus christ can we chill on the screenshots of convos that likely lead nowhere and more ninja pics of sloots who the misc has actually banged.
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Guess that means its your turn...
10-26-2017, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted By FryDude⏩
Yes, it takes a ton of work to spoof to every metro area in the megalopolis and open fat girls with a GIF. Tons.Northside is doings work damn
Northside, if you're going to post photos of fat chicks, at least have the common decency to resize them so their bodacious thicc curvezz take up less room on my screen.
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10-27-2017, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted By pancakemouse⏩
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to pancakemouse again.Yes, it takes a ton of work to spoof to every metro area in the megalopolis and open fat girls with a GIF. Tons.
Northside, if you're going to post photos of fat chicks, at least have the common decency to resize them so their bodacious thicc curvezz take up less room on my screen.
Northside, if you're going to post photos of fat chicks, at least have the common decency to resize them so their bodacious thicc curvezz take up less room on my screen.
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10-27-2017, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
the vibe you give off on your pictures must be unmistakingly telling them that you are a chad/phuckboy otherwise I don't see this working O.oI'd probably bang cornbred...
This ones a butterface but her body is tight. Might go through with this.
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Here was that Z that messaged me.
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This ones a butterface but her body is tight. Might go through with this.
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Here was that Z that messaged me.
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I mean I managed to pull off openers like this but it works very rarely as in 1/10 - 2/10 times and only with chicks below 6/10
10-27-2017, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted By pancakemouse⏩
To be fair a couple of those sloots I'd eat but yeah he should resize those pictures ffsYes, it takes a ton of work to spoof to every metro area in the megalopolis and open fat girls with a GIF. Tons.
Northside, if you're going to post photos of fat chicks, at least have the common decency to resize them so their bodacious thicc curvezz take up less room on my screen.
Northside, if you're going to post photos of fat chicks, at least have the common decency to resize them so their bodacious thicc curvezz take up less room on my screen.
10-27-2017, 08:40 AM
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Just LMAO @ anyone that hasn't put Northside on their ignore list yet, ain't nobody got time to scroll through thirty pages of swamp things getting hit with the same old GIF over and over again
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10-27-2017, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Bangemall⏩
Its all about the facial hair, ink and muscle definition. Ill try on 6's and 7's and report back. This black chick is down fo sho.the vibe you give off on your pictures must be unmistakingly telling them that you are a chad/phuckboy otherwise I don't see this working O.o
I mean I managed to pull off openers like this but it works very rarely as in 1/10 - 2/10 times and only with chicks below 6/10
I mean I managed to pull off openers like this but it works very rarely as in 1/10 - 2/10 times and only with chicks below 6/10
10-27-2017, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
Fixed it for you.Its all about theface
My profile gives off an alpha vibe but I can only make this work on 6s and only in locations with good ratio (Tallahassee, Triangle Area of North Carolina).
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10-27-2017, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By miscHelix⏩
It's really ****ing basic and cringe worthy but it works^^^^ 4north1side2 what is your profile, they keep bringing it up

10-27-2017, 11:39 AM
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Hey dudes, so I had a good night turn into a bad night. Not sure if anyone takes me seriously on here, but I ran into a problem for the first time while smashing and it's been bothering the heck out of me. I feel awful about it too and it's hard to admit. So here is my question... I was smashing and couldn't finish. Has this happened to anyone before on a tinder date?
10-27-2017, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By ballieveryday⏩
Can barely cum with condom crew. Gotta laser focus on ass in doggy and I can pop one out if I don't wait too long, otherwise it's a no goHey dudes, so I had a good night turn into a bad night. Not sure if anyone takes me seriously on here, but I ran into a problem for the first time while smashing and it's been bothering the heck out of me. I feel awful about it too and it's hard to admit. So here is my question... I was smashing and couldn't finish. Has this happened to anyone before on a tinder date?
Raw though I'm good to go, sometimes even quick if the bj is right
10-27-2017, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By h1ccups⏩
It was probably also a mix of drinking too much jack Daniels and performance anxiety since it was like by far the best match I've had. But yeah pretty sure I blew it.Can barely cum with condom crew. Gotta laser focus on ass in doggy and I can pop one out if I don't wait too long, otherwise it's a no go
Raw though I'm good to go, sometimes even quick if the bj is right
Raw though I'm good to go, sometimes even quick if the bj is right
10-27-2017, 08:23 PM
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what does it mean when a girl on tinder tells me to come over
10-28-2017, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted By h1ccups⏩
Japanese condoms. Thank me later.Can barely cum with condom crew. Gotta laser focus on ass in doggy and I can pop one out if I don't wait too long, otherwise it's a no go
Raw though I'm good to go, sometimes even quick if the bj is right
Raw though I'm good to go, sometimes even quick if the bj is right
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10-28-2017, 05:18 PM
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Thought id check out Plentyoffish since i never was on it back in the day. jesus christ, its literally 100% white trash.
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10-29-2017, 04:02 AM
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Asian brah here been lurking bb every now and then for a few years, made an account just to post in this glorious ****ing thread. Just finally got around to making a tinder account after breaking up with long time girlfriend and I love this app already. Reading that asian/ethnic people get the short end of the shaft kinda scared me from making one initially. However its only been like 4 days and I have a little over 100 decent-good quality matches already. Girls are thirsty as fuark on this app man... gotta love it. S/O these tinder threads provided me with a ton of golden information
10-29-2017, 03:42 PM
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also, thanks for sending me off to the gulag, a couple weeks ago, spade.
10-29-2017, 04:14 PM
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10-29-2017, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Slyrz⏩
bad. been smashing the same girls over the past month. but also remember that i've never given a shekel to tinder hq, thus never was able to distinguish how it compares if i were still paying up to this point of when all the wonderful, enriching 'perks' started being added to it.How has Tinder in LA been lately?
10-29-2017, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By liftyousay⏩
SF has been dead as well.bad. been smashing the same girls over the past month. but also remember that i've never given a shekel to tinder hq, thus never was able to distinguish how it compares if i were still paying up to this point of when all the wonderful, enriching 'perks' started being added to it.
I think September/October are just bad for Tinder/Bumble in general.
Just looked last year and I was barely getting any matches in the fall and went between August and late November before I banged a new girl.
edit: Spadelexus clear your PMs I have a question for you
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10-30-2017, 10:34 AM
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Given that this thread and series of threads is probably by far the most popular and most viewed discussion of Tinder online, what do you think the chances are that the company monitors the thread? Anyone think that they make any business or policy decisions based on what is said here?
I've got a pretty obvious little loophole I've been using, but don't know if I should post it given the possibility of the company seeing it and fixing it.
I've got a pretty obvious little loophole I've been using, but don't know if I should post it given the possibility of the company seeing it and fixing it.
10-30-2017, 11:51 AM
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Been out of the tinder/bumble game all summer as I was seeing 1 girl exclusively.. We ended it so im back on it now. So far only smashed a black chick with pierced nips. hnng
10-30-2017, 02:18 PM
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anyone remember what that tinder bio was?
Something about cigarettes, and oral sex ending with the butt. (srs) wanted to try seemed lulzy
Something about cigarettes, and oral sex ending with the butt. (srs) wanted to try seemed lulzy
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10-30-2017, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Shortstop36⏩
I smoke cigarettes like I eat pussy. Down to the butt.anyone remember what that tinder bio was?
Something about cigarettes, and oral sex ending with the butt. (srs) wanted to try seemed lulzy
Something about cigarettes, and oral sex ending with the butt. (srs) wanted to try seemed lulzy
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@lift oh noes a Jewish girl rejected you. Must be a global conspiracy. Fukin loser.
And what are you talking about gulag? If you are insinuating I reported you and you got banned than you haven't realized I let fools post their Jew hate so we can track them. It's not 1939 anymore you idiot.
10-30-2017, 09:33 PM
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Whats up everyone, haven't forgotten. Whats new with tinder? I took a break and became rich enough trading cryptos
See my new thread for the bros PMing me about cryptos. This new one will make you rich. How is everyone?
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=174955581

See my new thread for the bros PMing me about cryptos. This new one will make you rich. How is everyone?
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=174955581
Originally Posted By ballieveryday⏩
Nervousness or meds?Hey dudes, so I had a good night turn into a bad night. Not sure if anyone takes me seriously on here, but I ran into a problem for the first time while smashing and it's been bothering the heck out of me. I feel awful about it too and it's hard to admit. So here is my question... I was smashing and couldn't finish. Has this happened to anyone before on a tinder date?
10-30-2017, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
like I care. posted it more to show the double standards going on in how if all of a sudden I had said that I only go out with white, nonjew girls, all hell would have likely broken loose -- racist, antisemetic, anyone? would have been a pump n dump anyways as i'm very racially aware, myself, like you guys are, out in your ethno-state, trying to keep yourselves 'pure' in an enclosed environment, while destroying all of our countries. this is obviously not what you, yourself, are doing, but it sure is what the tribe you associate with (and strongly defend) are behind.@lift oh NOSE a Jewish girl rejected you. Must be a global conspiracy. Fukin loser.
And what are you talking about gulag? If you are insinuating I reported you and you got banned than you haven't realized I let fools post their Jew hate so we can track them. It's not 1939 anymore you idiot.
And what are you talking about gulag? If you are insinuating I reported you and you got banned than you haven't realized I let fools post their Jew hate so we can track them. It's not 1939 anymore you idiot.
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edit: everything I post, and have posted in the past, regarding 'the chosen ones', is me defending myself - which I have a right to do, since I very much feel like I (and many others) are under attack by them.

and you expect me to cuck out and not learn from real history

I will not stand down. I will not continue to be okay about jewish tyranny going unchecked.
fk you for defending it, you coward.
10-30-2017, 11:58 PM
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10-31-2017, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted By 4North1Side2⏩
Just lol... Good luck with that. Now it's clear why you crave validation by posting convos with swamp things on the misc.It's really ****ing basic and cringe worthy but it works
Originally Posted By ballieveryday⏩
Yeah, it happens. It's generally a mix of anxiety, her not being as tight as you're used to and condoms. If you go a few more rounds with her you should get over it, if you don't get that chance the only real solution is finding more girls of that caliber and doing it until it is no longer a big deal... Easier said than done I know. Try and find a girl who you can see longer term, then it won't be a problem.Hey dudes, so I had a good night turn into a bad night. Not sure if anyone takes me seriously on here, but I ran into a problem for the first time while smashing and it's been bothering the heck out of me. I feel awful about it too and it's hard to admit. So here is my question... I was smashing and couldn't finish. Has this happened to anyone before on a tinder date?
Originally Posted By nrgSTAR⏩
what city? NYC?Asian brah here been lurking bb every now and then for a few years, made an account just to post in this glorious ****ing thread. Just finally got around to making a tinder account after breaking up with long time girlfriend and I love this app already. Reading that asian/ethnic people get the short end of the shaft kinda scared me from making one initially. However its only been like 4 days and I have a little over 100 decent-good quality matches already. Girls are thirsty as fuark on this app man... gotta love it. S/O these tinder threads provided me with a ton of golden information
Originally Posted By ineed$⏩
LOL. Sure you did. Remember how you had unlimited boosts and were selling your super top secret method to the misc and I asked for a trial run to verify your claims and all you came up with was excuses...Whats up everyone, haven't forgotten. Whats new with tinder? I took a break and became rich enough trading cryptos
See my new thread for the bros PMing me about cryptos. This new one will make you rich. How is everyone?
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=174955581

See my new thread for the bros PMing me about cryptos. This new one will make you rich. How is everyone?
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=174955581
Originally Posted By liftyousay⏩
Re. the double standard... Of course!posted it more to show the double standards going on in how if all of a sudden I had said that I only go out with white, nonjew girls, all hell would have likely broken loose -- racist, antisemetic, anyone?
Re. The Jewish girls only wanting to date Jewish guys thing... I had the same issue in NYC. Although I did go on a date with a girl who was Jewish, who said she'd never date a non-Jew, but would happily sleep with one while she's not looking for anything serious, as I'm sure there are some that are happy seeing non-jews seriously too. So it varies.
I'm pretty sure if I was in NYC or LA and I just wanted to smash, I'd learn enough about Judaism to get me by and just tell them I'm Jewish. Why not? In fact, it isn't even a lie because...
Whether you belong to a religion or not in this context is totally subjective and comes down to an individuals own interpretation of what it means to be of that faith.
Ultimately the only person that can say what religion you are is you... So for example, if you say you're a Christian, you're Christian, regardless of anything else, you just have to proclaim it and it becomes so.
Many Christians would argue 'you have to profess a belief in Jesus Christ as the messiah' or some other similar definition, but all of those same Christians will pick and choose what they believe themselves from the bible. So if they believe and follow verse x but not y does that then make them Christian or not Christian? Therefore without any formal objective definition that everyone can agree on, it can only be looked at subjectively.
Likewise, you can say you're Jewish, and it is so. The question itself is completely open to interpretation, and thus subjective anyway in more ways than one... Is she talking ethnically? Or religiously? I could be an ethnic Jew but practicing Christian, for example.
Assuming it's a religious question, you could change faiths every day, or even every second if it suits you, furthermore you could even belong to more than one faith at once if it suits. So what if their a conflicting beliefs in each faith? Just pick and choose what parts you wish to believe from each religion like everyone else does.
So if you answer 'Are you Jewish?' with yes. It's not a lie. If the question was 'are you a recognized member of a Jewish denomination?' or 'What synagogue do you attend and how often?' it would be a different story, these are objective questions, not subjective ones.
So really, when girls ask 'Are you Jewish?', what they are actually asking is.. 'I am looking for a long term partner and I want them to think and act in accordance with my Jewish beliefs, will you do that?'. With enough game, getting her to realize that's the question she's actually asking, saying you are agnostic or athiest, and that she can still have exactly what she's after with you, you could probably turn alot of those girls around without having to outright claim you are Jewish, but it's probably not worth it for a lay anyway, especially when there's absolutely nothing wrong with answering a subjective question with a subjective answer...
'Are you Jewish?'
'Sure bby, I'm whatever you want me to be...'
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