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post 1524392401 10-30-2017, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By sword_
Do y'all want negs? Because that's how you get them.
You're still on recharge with me bro lol.
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Originally Posted By Cass40
You two would make an interesting couple, though.
Please. My brah might have hit a bit of a rough patch past couple months but he'd never be that desperate even as a drunken slumpbuster
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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It’s truly amazing how void of thought women are. You aren’t expressing anything that a 15 year old boy doesn’t think. Another classical example of a fake woke awaken post her prime female. You critique of society has nothing to do with finding the betterment of it but the thoughts of a depressed female who finally understands her position in this world; food to the wolves. It wasn’t until you turned sour and the wolves looked for fresher meat that you started questioning things, you enjoyed their testosterone laden saliva. I doubt during your now distance former youthful days that you had a single independent thought and actually tried to better anyone around you; until today giving back than you “magically” became woke and started questioning things. The same jackals you dismiss, at least were productive and trying to make a world a better place. Something you probably never done in your life. A coward thread by a drugged up cowardly physically spoiled woman, a has been in all the sense.

Hate these type of people, action speaks louder than words, people like her actually lessen the quality of life around them. I wipe for her children as the days goes their resentment towards her grow, she oblivious to it even in her conscious state.
Fake deep sloot
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird
Umm I'm about to start cashing in on this chit performing. My kids think it's awesome and so does everyone else. I also plan on bunjee jumping, skydiving, and going to festivals until I'm physically too old and unable to do it.




I know. I'm not that naive





Are you retarded???

of course I have no idea what psychedelics even are ..what are those?? Are you talking about psych meds? I already told you I'm not on any meds and I don't have a psychiatric disorder
Just admit you're a space cadet. I know your kind. You probably talk with your "trippy" friends about fractals and other dimensions and chit. You're brain is still foggy from three days of riding the snake.. probably quite literally. Lol at a 3 day show being the best time of your life at 30 something. "Fuk the 5 kids, best time of my life was tripping at a Phish show when I was an adult" lmao
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Op I can tell you have been tasting your secretions and can attribute your happiness to being in tune with your body

Another reason for everyone to #tasteyourself2017

Bet Op tasting like rainbows and marigolds right now
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Originally Posted By digitalchi
If OP was a guy he would be banned
Why's that?
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post 1524398841 10-30-2017, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Skinnyfloyd1
........blahhhhhhhhh........ never done in your life. A coward thread by a drugged up cowardly physically spoiled woman, a has been in all the sense.

Hate these type of people, action speaks louder than words, people like her actually lessen the quality of life around them. I wipe for her children as the days goes their resentment towards her grow, she oblivious to it even in her conscious state.
Fake deep sloot
Ok den.
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post 1524399571 10-30-2017, 10:11 PM
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Sounds like a good weekend... I've had a few epiphanies of my own on camping trips lol
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Lol what the hell

Yes yes it's all the governments fault
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Originally Posted By LatinoSlayer91
Lol what the hell

Yes yes it's all the governments fault
That's not what I meant but whatever sounds good to me loooooll
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post 1524401141 10-30-2017, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted By CarsonX141
Brittany pls
Ayyyyyyy seriously could you please not...thanks
That's why I took that video down
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post 1524402441 10-30-2017, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted By CarsonX141
His eggs are drying up soon



So a stripper can be a good mom? LMAO, you are delusional and your kids will suffer for it. I feel bad for them
Wait...just noticed your reply. So you're telling me what someone does in the bedroom or sexually makes them a bad parent? I have met one stripper and yes, she led a "double life" from her mothering life I'm sure but she was a damn good mother. Very caring and patient. Her kids were always well dressed and she was constantly taking them places to make memories.
They lived in a bus for a short time and traveled, but they were really great parents.

Your children don't have to know (and shouldn't) about what you do in the bedroom-or at work if it involves sexuality. That's a personal thing and I feel like being a freak in bed or being swingers, a stripper or whatever has no relation to how you parent.
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yo can you top spamming and re-bumping these dumb cancer threads? thx.

9:34

then double post at 9:53
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV
yo can you top spamming and re-bumping these dumb cancer threads? thx.

9:34

then double post at 9:53
How did I double post? And ....what's funny is that you clicked on it...subscribed...AND FUKKING COMMENTED!!


Ayyyyyyy



Ayyyyyyyy


Anyways happy Lucifer day muthafukkers I hope you all can have Lucifer inside you (literally inside you) on this blessed holy day. Let Satan fill your heart and taint with evil desires. As the bad juju washes over you, remember that if you do Satan's work here on Earth you'll get to have sex romps and orgies in hell. If not then you'll burn.

Repeat this to have Lucifer CUM enter your heart and your orifices


Du oldom exacto Lucifer nefarious. Encephla caphate ...
dicit ei aleas ego sum via et veritas et vita nemo venit ad Patrem nisi per lucifer mi.

Thanks for tuning in and have a wonderful Halloween
Be sure to check your candy and remember if it's bitter...ITS A SPITTER!"
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird
How did I double post? And ....what's funny is that you clicked on it...subscribed...AND FUKKING COMMENTED!!


Ayyyyyyy



Ayyyyyyyy


Anyways happy Lucifer day muthafukkers I hope you all can have Lucifer inside you (literally inside you) on this blessed holy day. Let Satan fill your heart and taint with evil desires. As the bad juju washes over you, remember that if you do Satan's work here on Earth you'll get to have sex romps and orgies in hell. If not then you'll burn.

Repeat this to have Lucifer CUM enter your heart and your orifices


Du oldom exacto Lucifer nefarious. Encephla caphate ...
dicit ei aleas ego sum via et veritas et vita nemo venit ad Patrem nisi per lucifer mi.

Thanks for tuning in and have a wonderful Halloween
Be sure to check your candy and remember if it's bitter...ITS A SPITTER!"
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I have worked for the Federal Government for the past 5 years as a security diplomat, and for 3 years prior to that as a contractor through the D.o.D....I will say labeling the government as a whole and not its branches and departments is like stereo typing people by their colors. There are bad sectors that are out for money, there are neutral parts that are 50/50, and then there are good sectors that are more concerned about diplomacy, functionality, citizens abroad, and building relationships. I was stationed in the middle east for the majority of the time, between Iraq and Afghanistan and briefly Syria at the end, I came to the conclusion relatively fast that we are there for money and alliances to make money. I followed this thought process for around 2 years until I saw first hand how much we do aid and help random people, villages, and cities. It opened up my eyes and made me very curious, as we do not usually take pay for clearing roads, rescuing civilians, and helping villages under fire. It interested me so much that I started studying more about government economics and policies abroad. After my three years I laterally transferred, still went through the application and hiring process, to the State department where I was able to continue my security duties, and get a first hand look into the consulate, Americans abroad, and Embassies. What I learned is that the US goes way out of its way to help protect its citizens abroad, build strong relationships in every country aside from a few, help others immigrate, and provide services to military abroad.

Now you may say "big FOOKING deal mate" but it really is. See, look at it this way; the US has around 13,000 diplomats around the world, of those you add around 24,000 American Family members posted with them, you also have around 40-45,000 Foreign nationals who help run and work in each embassy. These US Diplomats make anywhere between 65,000 to 200,000 USD a year to perform the essential duties, along with fully paid housing. The Diplomatic family children are placed in international schools, which cost between 5-50,000 USD a year (roughly). With foreign nationals, they make between 20-65,000 USD a year depending on position. These numbers add up fast and are costly. Now within these embassies there are obligatory events and parties that must be had or attended which we will say are budgeted 50-70,000 USD per year per embassy. After these you must account for buildings that are being constructed yearly and usually cost in the millions.

Now lets move onto the D.o.D. They employ roughly 1.3 million troops who pay ranges from 23-184,000 USD a year. The D.o.D is constantly spending money to build camps, bases, and procure all necessities from vehicles to weapons. On these bases the D.o.D employs between 16,000 to 70,000 foreign nationals, depending on war status, that make anywhere between 18-109,000 USD per year. each of these bases uses power, water, land, and other costs that must be factored in. The D.o.D, along with other entities supplies many foreign citizens with essential supplies in times of need.

Now if you add up these foreign costs the State Departments budgets around 50 Billion USD a year and the D.o.D budgets roughly 611 Billion USD a year in order to operate. Now, this is just examples of two entities that operate abroad and total around 661 Billion dollars a year to operate. There are still the close to 3 million civil servants to account for, not including the FBI, and CIA. So when you say the government only cares about money, you are correct, but don't look at it as a bad thing, look at it as a necessary spending plan for the most part.Without most of the Government sectors US citizens wouldn't be able to travel freely and safely, our borders and other countries wouldnt have the safety net, we would not have strong bonds with other countries, and our Democratic government would not be able to function. There is a lot more to it, I just wanted to give you a sample, a very small sample, of why the Government may seem like it only cares of money.

I will say your daughter does seem to have her priorities straight. I would quit my job in a heart beat for my family and friends, no amount of money can compensate for them in life!
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Originally Posted By HarpoonTang
I have worked for the Federal Government for the past 5 years as a security ...........

I will say your daughter does seem to have her priorities straight. I would quit my job in a heart beat for my family and friends, no amount of money can compensate for them in life!
Thanks for sharing all that (srs) I understand that there are good people that work for the government and I know it's a necessary "evil". As far as helping people, the government also creates a lot of problems it has to then fix.
Reminds me of doctors with high C-section rates who pump women with pitocin to induce labor because they don't want to be patient and wait on the mother to labor naturally. When the baby's heart rate drops (because of the pitocin) they rush in and save the day with a C-section.

Essentially they are "hammer happy" and everything seems like a nail to them. That's kind of how I view the government. Also it makes no sense to me to outlaw things that aren't harmful to yourself or anyone around you. A lot of our laws are based purely on how much money they can make from arresting people.

The punishment for something should never cause more harm than the offense... especially when the only "crime" was breaking the law.


...and ty for the kind words. She's a really great kid
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Your post on psychoanalyzing people by looking at their dark buttholes was better. This is a step down.

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I'm not awake, but I'm Woke knowm' sayin?
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Originally Posted By SoFluffy
Your post on psychoanalyzing people by looking at their dark buttholes was better. This is a step down.

Lol see the misc tries to always psychoanalyze me (because I'm too honest on here) ...but what they don't realize is that they can never truly know what's in my heart since they haven't seen my starfish.

Naughty post ahead. (Virgins cover your eyes)
Spoiler!

I died my hair back black btw. Lucifer came.in me tonight on this holy day and told me to do it. I look a lot better with black hair. Satan told me I was a good little whore and that he loves my hair being black since it symbolizes my tainted soul (and my taint and azzhole which have black rings of hair around them when I run out of wax and bleach)

I feel totally connected to not only the world around me, but also to Satan at this very moment in the witching hour with my black hair on this very internet forum...Satan has completed his work within me. He came and as blood ran down my legs and his 12" penis went flaccid once again, I let out a hallelujah cry!

For not only has our relationship been consummated, but I am completely one with Lucifer.


.......just lol
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Originally Posted By dreamingofgains
I'm not awake, but I'm Woke knowm' sayin?
omg she's so funny though... because she didn't say it like how the hip kids say it "woke" but she knew about it and kinda put her own spin on it, but is still in tune with the youth of today in her own way but said it wrong on purpose to trigger us a bit with her adorably silly unawareness.

she is so funny and quirky hahaha
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV
omg she's so funny though... because she didn't say it like how the hip kids say it "woke" but she knew about and kinda put her own spin on it, but is still in tune with the youth of today in her own way.

she is so funny and quirky hahaha
Lol I'm 30 not 60 you young whippersnapper!

I bet unlike my (also) 30 year old husband YOU don't have to use that little blue pill to get it up. Ohhh what I wouldn't give to be able to ride that disco stick like I used to in my golden years when I had glow to spare and my crotch was tight like a little hotdog bun.
Plushy wet goodness...
Anyways I'd give my bladder to be able to ride a dik again. My husband and I have to settle for fondling as we lay next to each other in our hospital beds in the nursing home.
We absolutely hate the food there but ya know at least they help me take out my dentures before I blow his flaccid penis. I'll tell ya one thing, I may be old and senile, but I love the way his chubby feels in my mouth when it's still squishy and I can fit it all in.

In times past, he'd stick it in and it would start to grow too soon. Now I can just gum it like I do my mashed potatoes at the home.
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird
Lol I'm 30 not 60 you young whippersnapper!

I bet unlike my (also) 30 year old husband YOU don't have to use that little blue pill to get it up. Ohhh what I wouldn't give to be able to ride that disco stick like I used to in my golden years when I had glow to spare and my crotch was tight like a little hotdog bun.
Plushy wet goodness...
Anyways I'd give my bladder to be able to ride a dik again. My husband and I have to settle for fondling as we lay next to each other in our hospital beds in the nursing home.
We absolutely hate the food there but ya know at least they help me take out my dentures before I blow his flaccid penis. I'll tell ya one thing, I may be old and senile, but I love the way his chubby feels in my mouth when it's still squishy and I can fit it all in.

In times past, he'd stick it in and it would start to grow too soon. Now I can just gum it like I do my mashed potatoes at the home.
See this is a perfect example right there of how you're so silly! Man you are crazy but its funny. What a quirky poster. Oh man.
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If you think about it though...Jesus has to come into our heart and it would only make sense that Lucifer would have to cum into our vaginas. Jesus brings shame and guilt for having sex, while Satan brings pleasure and ecstasy when HE cums in you.
Believe me..it is absolute ecstasy. Oh God I can feel him now as his girthy penis fills my mouth. I swirl my tongue around the ring. The ring on my right finger symbolizes my marriage to Satan, but the ring around his penis symbolizes testosterone and vitality..
Mmm he pushes it forcefully in and I'm screaming in pain, blood dripping down my thigh.
Satan taketh by force

Jesus is a gentleman and doesn't force himself on anyone. You have to ask Jesus to come into your heart. Satan just cums into you without asking.
Mmm YAH it feels so fukking good to have a 12 incher in my tight hole.


I'm literally dripping
and I can feel my sanity slipping.
The iron taste in my mouth as I go down on myself
I've earned my wings tonight
My mind taketh flight yet it feels so right

Satan, he cums
And as two become one
On this Halloween
I do his dirty deeds

I become Satan's whore
Wanting Jesus no more
I'm stretched to my limit as Satan enters me
Namaste away from yaweh and accept that I'm gay

Titties look nice
And I crave a slice
Of the Pu**y pie in the sky

So as I float away to Dreamland I'll stay
In the playhouse of fun in the sun
As Satan he cums
And ruins the fun
His penis goes flaccid
And the sex is finally done

It is finished

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Originally Posted By KingSWRV
See this is a perfect example right there of how you're so silly! Man you are crazy but its funny. What a quirky poster. Oh man.
I know I'm awesome. I wrote some more for ya above ∆
Hope you like?
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird
I know I'm awesome. I wrote some more for ya above ∆
Hope you like?
Wow, you're pretty good!
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This one's for muzzie


I wake up early as a new day dawns
I grab my prayer mat to pray
To commune with Allah
As I sit on his face
My roast beef is parted
Well chit! I just farted
Mmm I'm thinking Arby's today
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