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post 1524406921 10-31-2017, 12:27 AM
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FEMALE MISCERS: Ever wondered why you can't seem to keep your man from cheating?

Or keep him at ALL? Ever started seeing a guy who seemed to want more than sex but then he suddenly just ghosted on you? Or left you?

I found this little list in a comment coincidentally on YT that perfectly sums up the reasons you will NEVER keep a man or hold a successful relationship IN YOUR LIFE (I guarantee it) if you do not purge these DISGUSTING VICES from your soul:



Nevermind the no sex part because we know you are already fukin at that point. Replace it with BAD SEX (NO HEAD AND, COMPLAINING ABOUT ANYTHING DURING SEX).

PS: The last two points are HUGE NO NOs.
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Keep his belly full and his balls empty. It's that simple.
I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.

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Originally Posted By Anorexilla⏩
Keep his belly full and his balls empty. It's that simple.
No it isn't because any woman can keep our balls empty. And who gives a fuk about food.

Even we can keep our balls empty with our hands.

I think the problem with women is they think their pussy or their looks are enough to get away with anything.. AND IT NEVER WILL BE.
post 1524407111 10-31-2017, 12:31 AM
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strong grammar and punctuation
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Originally Posted By SlothLord⏩
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fuk grammar and punctuation on the Misc. The list is what is important. I am trying to help brahs out by actually highlighting to women (who are always fukin oblivious to the world around them) as to why they absolutely SUCK with men (no pun intended).
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This is the misc. All women are evil.
I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.

My gyno surgery video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td12mDeyVH8
post 1524407261 10-31-2017, 12:34 AM
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lol.... go ooooon....
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post 1524407301 10-31-2017, 12:35 AM
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You are describing every female in the world tbh
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
lol.... go ooooon....
Go on to what? These are the most important things on the list... ESPECIALLY SEX AND THE LAST 2 POINTS.

Think back to your past relationships or relationship setups that just ended up being FWB or you got ghosted. Chances are you were doing a bunch of things on this list.
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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
No it isn't because any woman can keep our balls empty. And who gives a fuk about food.

Even we can keep our balls empty with our hands.

I think the problem with women is they think their pussy or their looks are enough to get away with anything.. AND IT NEVER WILL BE.
Some girls think that them being naked and offering up that coochie is enough, it's not . So many don't get this and will keep getting dropped

Really annoying when you have a girl first time in bed and she'sjust boringin bed that is a death sentence on any future
Um....yeah...I dunno man 🐙 6'7 l 110kg/244lbs 🐙

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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
fuk grammar and punctuation on the Misc. The list is what is important. I am trying to help brahs out by actually highlighting to women (who are always fukin oblivious to the world around them) as to why they absolutely SUCK with men (no pun intended).
Why are you trying to help us? you are from the UK and most of your views on women and dating are ass backwards and primal/classless.
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Originally Posted By Scribblies⏩
Some girls think that them being naked and offering up that coochie is enough, it's not . So many don't get this and will keep getting dropped

Really annoying when you have a girl first time in bed and she'sjust boringin bed that is a death sentence on any future
If you are boring in bed you might as well just sew your vagina shut as a woman. Complete and utter insanity.
Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
Why are you trying to help us? you are from the UK and most of your views on women and dating are ass backwards and primal/classless.
LMAO compared to what...? The rest of Europe? Australia? The US? Fuk off before I trade negs with you
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I'm a female and I agree with that list.

Srs
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
I'm a female and I agree with that list.

Srs
Me too. That's why we've been married for decades my friend.

I am a bitch though sometimes, I can't lie about that but other than that, don't do those things in the list.
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Asking about the future of a relationship is a big no? Wat.
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Originally Posted By Millington⏩
Asking about the future of a relationship is a big no? Wat.
It is... If a man wants you LET HIM DECIDE. We hold the keys to a relationship. Not women. Women hold the keys to sex. It's like us asking you for sex... What do you do when a man straight up asks for sex? I'll let you think about that one (assuming you're a woman).
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cooties **** that noise
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I'm single *shrugs*, read list. Not sure if applicable.
They said she's gone too far this time

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Why do you keep switching to all caps to emphasize parts of your sentences?

Relax bro, chill. Its not that srs.
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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
Go on to what? These are the most important things on the list... ESPECIALLY SEX AND THE LAST 2 POINTS.

Think back to your past relationships or relationship setups that just ended up being FWB or you got ghosted. Chances are you were doing a bunch of things on this list.
that's never happened... I've never not wanted a FWB, when thtat's what I was aiming for, the other times I was in a relatioship and the relationships I've had (which are few) have ended bc I've wanted them to or the dude srsly fukked up. When I'm dating someone, I'm loyal. I've only gained a lot of weight bc of the bc implant I had in my arm, and I was going to the gym and eating right the whole time. As soon as I got it taken out I lost all of it.

I'm not saying I'm perfect and I'm pretty sure that my last relationship ended in him cheatingbcof the lackof sex part, like you said above. When I had the bc, I hardly wanted sex and when I had sex it fukking hurt. But now that I'm off bc, all I want is sex. I tend to lose more weight when I'm in a relationship than out of one bc I don't want him to leave me bc I'm letting myself go. That's why the last relationship hurt me the most. Pregnancy hormones + no sex... smh, the relationship was doomed from the beginning.

I cook well, I clean bc I like it. I LOVE sex usually (that's not been an issue in my prior relationships, minus this last one). I don't try to change his habits, though GOD knows some of them are complete shyt. They're the ones who proposed, so I guess that's where they thought the relationship was going. I probably waste money, but it's mine and I like Amazon. I don't order, I ask. and when somone has said they'll do something, I expect that to happen, bc I would make it happen if the position was reversed.

That all being said, I know I have flaws, but none of them would constitute abuse and manipulation from some of these guys. I just didn't pick good ones... I just didn't know they weren't good until I lived with them.
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
I am a bitch though sometimes, I can't lie about that but other than that, don't do those things in the list.
Are you really? You don't strike me as the type.

My husband's biggest complaint about me is I'm too quiet. I'm not a woman of many words and I don't show a lot of emotion. He says it's hard for him to try to read me or know what I'm thinking. The thing is he's Italian and never shuts up...he's always talking.

I think we balance each other out nicely LOL...
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
that's never happened... I've never not wanted a FWB, when thtat's what I was aiming for, the other times I was in a relatioship and the relationships I've had (which are few) have ended bc I've wanted them to or the dude srsly fukked up. When I'm dating someone, I'm loyal. I've only gained a lot of weight bc of the bc implant I had in my arm, and I was going to the gym and eating right the whole time. As soon as I got it taken out I lost all of it.
i remember you posting you were dating broke boys, who complained you werent earning enough, and you still got cheated on

lmao youre definitely the girl on the list
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
i remember you posting you were dating broke boys, who complained you werent earning enough, and you still got cheated on

lmao youre definitely the girl on the list
That guy didn't cheat on me. I left him bc he didn't have a job and the job I had wasn't enough to support him and his habits. He's the only one who was "broke" and he wasn't really he just used whatever money he had for unsavory things.

but ok. I'm the girl on the list. Nothing I say will make a difference anyway... IDK why i try lol


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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Me too. That's why we've been married for decades my friend.

I am a bitch though sometimes, I can't lie about that but other than that, don't do those things in the list.
So you suck dink on command?
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Are you really? You don't strike me as the type.

My husband biggest complaint about me is I'm too quiet. I'm not a woman of many words so he says it's hard for him to try to read me or know what I'm thinking. The thing is he's Italian and never shuts up...he's always talking.

I think we balance each other out nicely LOL...
Exactly the same. My husband talks a lot and he complains sometimes that I don't talk enough to him. It's probably the biggest problem we have honestly. I like deep and meaningful conversations with him but I can't stand the constant small talk. Luckily it's easy for him to find other people to talk to but still sometimes he doesn't have anyone else to talk to and it stresses me out.

In general he likes to be the center of attention so when in group he doesn't mind if other people are quiet. He likes it because he can talk about himself. We also balance each other out. He could never be with someone like himself. It's funny but my best friend is like my husband and when they are together, it's like they get confused that there's another one just like them.
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
Why do you keep switching to all caps to emphasize parts of your sentences?

Relax bro, chill. Its not that srs.
The question is, what are YOU going to do about it?
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
that's never happened... I've never not wanted a FWB, when thtat's what I was aiming for, the other times I was in a relatioship and the relationships I've had (which are few) have ended bc I've wanted them to or the dude srsly fukked up. When I'm dating someone, I'm loyal. I've only gained a lot of weight bc of the bc implant I had in my arm, and I was going to the gym and eating right the whole time. As soon as I got it taken out I lost all of it.

I'm not saying I'm perfect and I'm pretty sure that my last relationship ended in him cheatingbcof the lackof sex part, like you said above. When I had the bc, I hardly wanted sex and when I had sex it fukking hurt. But now that I'm off bc, all I want is sex. I tend to lose more weight when I'm in a relationship than out of one bc I don't want him to leave me bc I'm letting myself go. That's why the last relationship hurt me the most. Pregnancy hormones + no sex... smh, the relationship was doomed from the beginning.

I cook well, I clean bc I like it. I LOVE sex usually (that's not been an issue in my prior relationships, minus this last one). I don't try to change his habits, though GOD knows some of them are complete shyt. They're the ones who proposed, so I guess that's where they thought the relationship was going. I probably waste money, but it's mine and I like Amazon. I don't order, I ask. and when somone has said they'll do something, I expect that to happen, bc I would make it happen if the position was reversed.

That all being said, I know I have flaws, but none of them would constitute abuse and manipulation from some of these guys. I just didn't pick good ones... I just didn't know they weren't good until I lived with them.
If sex hurt for you, then you should have seen the writing on the wall. I mean, guys are MERCILESSLY scrutinized by women. One slip up and we are fukd. So why do you think you will not be held to the same standard if you have a guy you actually want?

Find a way to not make sex hurt, or you will not get to keep the dink you want.

Once or twice you can be terrible at bed. But slip up too many times and then add one or two other things on that list and that man will start to look around.
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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
The question is, what are YOU going to do about it?
You're really trying to get negged tonight aren't you
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Exactly the same. My husband talks a lot and he complains sometimes that I don't talk enough to him. It's probably the biggest problem we have honestly. I like deep and meaningful conversations with him but I can't stand the constant small talk. Luckily it's easy for him to find other people to talk to but still sometimes he doesn't have anyone else to talk to and it stresses me out.

In general he likes to be the center of attention so when in group he doesn't mind if other people are quiet. He likes it because he can talk about himself. We also balance each other out. He could never be with someone like himself. It's funny but my best friend is like my husband and when they are together, it's like they get confused that there's another one just like them.
Yep same thing here and you balance each other out so it's all good. The cool thing is my husband is funny as fuk...so even though I don't talk much I'm constantly laughing.

My husband is hysterically funny and that was the first thing I fell in love with.
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Yep same thing here and you balance each other out so it's all good. The cool thing is my husband is funny as fuk...so even though I don't talk much I'm constantly laughing.

My husband is hysterically funny and that was the first thing I fell in love with.
We laugh A LOT too. I could never be with someone boring because I'm pretty boring, although my husband thinks I'm funny, which is weird.
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