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post 1534511271 11-14-2017, 01:27 AM
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how do girls masturbate? semi-srs thread...

females, pls explain me...


-performed intercourse with a 6.1/10 who said i was "kinda cute" (fukkin bish, why you put 'kinda' in there?)
-she was on top, i came within 2 minutes, watever...that always happen to me, try not to gaf
-she stays frozen on top so i proceed to keep smashing as my dink gradually deflates, she helps by grinding
-after a few minutes of her determinedly staying on top and breathing really heavily, i'm finally at 1'' and out of patience
-push her off
-she then says, "thanks, i was masturbating on you"

..............wtf does that even mean? i thought bishes got off by fingering themselves or flicking their clit.
post 1534511311 11-14-2017, 01:28 AM
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post 1534511421 11-14-2017, 01:30 AM
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post 1534511431 11-14-2017, 01:30 AM
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post 1534511481 11-14-2017, 01:31 AM
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post 1534511511 11-14-2017, 01:31 AM
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1. it's not lower than they think
2. it's open all day
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post 1534511531 11-14-2017, 01:32 AM
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post 1534511601 11-14-2017, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart
1. it's not lower than they think
2. it's open all day
it's not open all day? i thought that was true...srs.
post 1534511711 11-14-2017, 01:36 AM
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post 1534511771 11-14-2017, 01:37 AM
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post 1534511781 11-14-2017, 01:38 AM
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https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=175014171

Therefore negged, before you delete this thread too.
post 1534511861 11-14-2017, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted By FemaleWarriorxo
Is this real life?
100.0% srs. pls elaborate on wat she was doing to me...i felt so objectified. like one moment we were two beings coming together to share a physical bond...and the next moment she just turned me into a glorified dildo. did she ask my permission before she masturbated with me? why not? am i an inanimate tool?
post 1534512071 11-14-2017, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Aristotelian
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=175014171

Therefore negged, before you delete this thread too.
u srsly negged me for some useless thread i deleted yesterday? u have no life. srs. and u're actually mad about it, not trolling. sad as fukk.

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post 1534512141 11-14-2017, 01:48 AM
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Lol that was a long time she was doing it before you pushed her off.what were you thinking? Were you getting bored?

Technically I could masturbate by humping on your leg, fingers are not needed.
post 1534512181 11-14-2017, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted By gharamlifter
u srsly negged me for some useless thread i deleted yesterday? u have no life. srs. and u're actually mad about it, not trolling. sad as fukk.

Age: 37.
Having a good memory is "no life"? One post == I'm mad? You deleted a thread about food, got called out for it, now you're here posting not knowing how women masturbate at Age: 27. And you're going to call me out? Better delete this thread quickly too chump.
post 1534512241 11-14-2017, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40
Lol that was a long time she was doing it before you pushed her off.what were you thinking? Were you getting bored?.
yeah. in my head i was like, "wtf, get off me now....you don't smell that nice anymore...why are you breathing so hard?....your hair is in my face, kunt...is this my life now...fukk, this sucks"
post 1534512341 11-14-2017, 01:53 AM
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yeah...after reading this thread I realized you're not actually premed
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post 1534512431 11-14-2017, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted By gharamlifter
"thanks, i was masturbating on you"
But not to you. Sorry bro.
post 1534512481 11-14-2017, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted By gharamlifter
females, pls explain me...


-performed intercourse with a 6.1/10 who said i was "kinda cute" (fukkin bish, why you put 'kinda' in there?)
-she was on top, i came within 2 minutes, watever...that always happen to me, try not to gaf
-she stays frozen on top so i proceed to keep smashing as my dink gradually deflates, she helps by grinding
-after a few minutes of her determinedly staying on top and breathing really heavily, i'm finally at 1'' and out of patience
-push her off
-she then says, "thanks, i was masturbating on you"

..............wtf does that even mean? i thought bishes got off by fingering themselves or flicking their clit.
Be nicer to your mum dude.
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post 1534512521 11-14-2017, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted By pogioli4
yeah...after reading this thread I realized you're not actually premed


this is my real job. srs.
post 1534512611 11-14-2017, 02:01 AM
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this you op?
post 1534512641 11-14-2017, 02:01 AM
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clitoral stimulation...../thread/
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post 1534512711 11-14-2017, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted By dj924s
clitoral stimulation...../thread/
but the clit is on the outside. and my dink was inside. so how does that work?
post 1534512791 11-14-2017, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted By dj924s
clitoral stimulation...../thread/
Bùt who was gspot


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post 1534512851 11-14-2017, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted By butwhowasgains
Bùt who was gspot


Did cosmo lie to me?
g-post is overrated. whenever i take a breather from sukkin on their clit so i can finger-drill their g-spot, bishes always make me go back down on the clit. i need to breathe, you fukkin sloot, my lungs are on fire!

they push your head down so your mouth is all over the puss and your snout is pressed into the mound...where the fukk am i supposed to suck pxygen in from, my ears?
post 1534513181 11-14-2017, 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted By gharamlifter
but the clit is on the outside. and my dink was inside. so how does that work?
It extends beyond what is accessible from the outside, through pressure.
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post 1534513251 11-14-2017, 02:18 AM
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post 1534514431 11-14-2017, 02:58 AM
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post 1534514471 11-14-2017, 02:59 AM
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OP you remember when you try to do a combo in street fighter in playstation with the joystick ?

that's the same.
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post 1534514871 11-14-2017, 03:14 AM
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Never met a guy who can handle a clit correctly.

Maybe I'm just unlucky.
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