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post 1534515131 11-14-2017, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Never met a guy who can handle a clit correctly.

Maybe I'm just unlucky.
Explain what correctly is bby
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post 1534515501 11-14-2017, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Never met a guy who can handle a clit correctly.

Maybe I'm just unlucky.
Originally Posted By miscbrah007⏩
Explain what correctly is bby
either of these
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post 1534516251 11-14-2017, 04:00 AM
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From my understanding they spit on their fist and jam it up their poosay, female miscers correct me if I'm wrong
post 1534516431 11-14-2017, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted By aleeboy⏩
LOL at OP's PE status.

Girls get off by rubbing themselves. In every girl's bedroom, there are soaked & yellowing mattress corners. True story. In b4 virgins deny this is possible.
I'm trying to think of the mechanics of this and I'm boggled. Seems like a lot of effort for something I could do with a vibrator or fingers while laying on my back.

I'm sure some women do whatever they can... But damn I'm not about to hump a mattress to get off. The texture alone would put me off of that. Seems like that would be like if you jacked off with sandpaper instead of a Fleshlight. Lol.
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post 1534516561 11-14-2017, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Never met a guy who can handle a clit correctly.

Maybe I'm just unlucky.
Just unlucky

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post 1534516851 11-14-2017, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted By dj924s⏩
It extends beyond what is accessible from the outside, through pressure.
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A good anatomy reference would be your friend.
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post 1534517831 11-14-2017, 04:50 AM
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Originally Posted By gharamlifter⏩
-she was on top, i came within 2 minutes, watever...that always happen to me, try not to gaf
2 minutes?
I think you really should gaf, you should be able to at least last for 10 minutes man, you need to see a doctor.

Forget about her, you have a real issue you need to resolve.
post 1534517851 11-14-2017, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Never met a guy who can handle a clit correctly.

Maybe I'm just unlucky.
Location: United StatesVirgin Islands
fukn Brozart
I'm a hugger
post 1534518031 11-14-2017, 04:56 AM
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1”, I remember being unborn inside my mothers stomach.
I loe e.
post 1534520911 11-14-2017, 06:08 AM
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This is a sad thread to wake up to. What she was doing was the equivalent to a man getting off by titty fukin. Seriously wtf is wrong with you?
post 1534521201 11-14-2017, 06:13 AM
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Best of luck with all your premature ejaculation goals in 2018 OP.
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post 1534521261 11-14-2017, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Never met a guy who can handle a clit correctly.

Maybe I'm just unlucky.
bb, i can change that. srs. chicks love it when i go down. i'll suck on that clit for 10 minutes. put the whole thing in my warm mouth and just slurp away. sometimes ill take a break, the flick it with my tongue or bottom lip and then go back to sucking...hhnnngggg
post 1534522211 11-14-2017, 06:27 AM
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Wow.

So much bs in here

https://sexetc.org/info-center/post/...-do-you-do-it/
post 1534522451 11-14-2017, 06:30 AM
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think they just scissor or something
post 1534523121 11-14-2017, 06:39 AM
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thanks, i was masturbating on you
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post 1534523371 11-14-2017, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By gharamlifter⏩
but the clit is on the outside. and my dink was inside. so how does that work?
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post 1534523731 11-14-2017, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Never met a guy who can handle a clit correctly.

Maybe I'm just unlucky.
Hey Maylie there is a lot Neanderthals trying to understand this.
Does the following makes any sense. it came from unknown pilot but I think he got the analogy right:



DEDICATED TO ALL THOSE WHO WORKED ON OR FLEW BEHIND ROUND ENGINES (Edit: Radial engine)

We gotta get rid of those turbines, they're ruining aviation and our
hearing.

A turbine is too simple minded, it has no mystery. The air travels
through it in a straight line and doesn't pick up any of the pungent
fragrance of engine oil or pilot sweat.

Anybody can start a turbine. You just need to move a switch from "OFF"
to "START" and then remember to move it back to "ON" after a while. My
PC is harder to start.

Cranking a round engine requires skill, finesse and style. You have to
seduce it into starting. It's like waking up a ***** mistress. On
some planes, the pilots aren't even allowed to do it.

Turbines start by whining for a while, then give a ladylike poof and
start whining a little louder.

Round engines give a satisfying rattle-rattle, click-click, BANG, more
rattles, another BANG, a big macho FART or two, more clicks, a lot more
smoke and finally a serious low pitched roar. We like that. Remember
Jimmy Stewart nursing that engine to life in "Flight Of The Phoenix "?
It's a GUY thing.

When you start a round engine, your mind is engaged and you can
concentrate on the flight ahead. Starting a turbine is like flicking
on a ceiling fan. Useful, but hardly exciting.

When you have started his round engine successfully your Crew Chief
looks up at you like he'd let you kiss his girl, too!

Turbines don't break or catch fire often enough, which leads to aircrew
boredom, complacency and inattention. A round engine at speed looks
and sounds like it's going to blow any minute. This helps concentrate
the mind!

Turbines don't have enough control levers or gauges to keep a pilot's
attention. There's nothing to fiddle with during long flights.

Turbines smell like a Boy Scout camp full of Coleman Lamps.

Round engines smell like God intended machines to smell.
post 1534524171 11-14-2017, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted By gharamlifter⏩
yeah. in my head i was like, "wtf, get off me now....you don't smell that nice anymore...why are you breathing so hard?....your hair is in my face, kunt...is this my life now...fukk, this sucks"
lol someone needs to turn this into that "my feet hurt....i wish i was on the misc" meme.
Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Never met a guy who can handle a clit correctly.

Maybe I'm just unlucky.
Fukk older men.

Or a woman.
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post 1534524381 11-14-2017, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By gharamlifter⏩
females, pls explain me...


-performed intercourse with a 6.1/10 who said i was "kinda cute" (fukkin bish, why you put 'kinda' in there?)
-she was on top, i came within 2 minutes, watever...that always happen to me, try not to gaf
-she stays frozen on top so i proceed to keep smashing as my dink gradually deflates, she helps by grinding
-after a few minutes of her determinedly staying on top and breathing really heavily, i'm finally at 1'' and out of patience
-push her off
-she then says, "thanks, i was masturbating on you"

..............wtf does that even mean? i thought bishes got off by fingering themselves or flicking their clit.
This is the saddest thing I've ever read in my life...ever.
post 1534524531 11-14-2017, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Never met a guy who can handle a clit correctly.

Maybe I'm just unlucky.
You're unlucky. Trust me
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post 1534525001 11-14-2017, 07:09 AM
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post 1534525201 11-14-2017, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted By gharamlifter⏩
yeah. in my head i was like, "wtf, get off me now....you don't smell that nice anymore...why are you breathing so hard?....your hair is in my face, kunt...is this my life now...fukk, this sucks"
I got some bad news...
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post 1534525371 11-14-2017, 07:14 AM
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She thought you'd make a decent human pillow. She was wrong, and probably won't try again. Sucks to be her.

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post 1534525591 11-14-2017, 07:16 AM
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Related story.

I had 1 single GF that had never used a vibrator or ever owned any toys at all.

I bought her a hitachi wand so she could see what she was missing.

The 7 second leading up to the explosion was absolutely hilarious.
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post 1534525741 11-14-2017, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted By aleeboy⏩
It's for extra horny girls who like to take out some frustration and burn some calories too.

It's pretty good for girls who need to keep on going after a good pumping and they need seconds, thirds and so on
I guess I'm not deviant enough to understand the head space of this action.

I'm a clit stim girl... But I like my button. I'm not going to grind it against something so rough... A dick is perfect bc it's hard and soft at the same time. Then you have vibrators. Hard and smooth. A bed corner barely meets either of those standards of schlick. My core is rock hard though. I usually do it before bed, so I'm not trying to burn calories... I'm trying to sedate myself. Haha
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post 1534526111 11-14-2017, 07:26 AM
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OP is how I imagine 99% of miscers, well, 99%of the ones that get laid. No wonder you guys are having your women monkey branch after a couple months.
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OP trying to mine schlick stories out of the female miscers.
post 1534527401 11-14-2017, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
OP trying to mine schlick stories out of the female miscers.
Seriously.

What kind of person doesn't know grinding gets girls off, smh.

OP needs to get himself a copy of this book, will change your life for sex with women:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LD1ORBI...ng=UTF8&btkr=1
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post 1534530041 11-14-2017, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
Seriously.

What kind of person doesn't know grinding gets girls off, smh.

OP needs to get himself a copy of this book, will change your life for sex with women:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LD1ORBI...ng=UTF8&btkr=1
learn sex by reading? ayy lmao. how about you give me a private tutoring session?
post 1534530431 11-14-2017, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By gharamlifter⏩
learn sex by reading? ayy lmao. how about you give me a private tutoring session?
You couldn't afford my hourly rate, bb.
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