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post 1535244061 11-21-2017, 08:35 AM
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"it’s not gonna suck itself"

girls don’t have one so they don’t know this, most assume it will so u have to explain to them it’s not going to, after they learn this they will know what to do, works every time
post 1535244181 11-21-2017, 08:37 AM
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Typically girls don't enjoy it when they're not good at it. They feel awkward and it becomes a chore. Best advice is give her some guidance in what feels good, etc.

If she's not even willing to try, I'd say that means she's not that into you or she doesn't have a good sex drive. Either way, the relationship isn't going anywhere good.
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post 1535244421 11-21-2017, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Pad264
Typically girls don't enjoy it when they're not good at it. They feel awkward and it becomes a chore. Best advice is give her some guidance in what feels good, etc.

If she's not even willing to try, I'd say that means she's not that into you or she doesn't have a good sex drive. Either way, the relationship isn't going anywhere good.
I always get it hard first and then position my mouth over top and look up at him and say, 'Tell me what to do, baby'. I think he likes directing
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post 1535244991 11-21-2017, 08:47 AM
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Some girls are just prudes with low count (lol... seriously) and no idea what to do. You know... The 7 year long term relationship types who were with a guy just for the sake of it for 7 years and didn't know how to fuk or give head. It's all too common.

You need to either train her, or get rid of her.
post 1535245111 11-21-2017, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted By hau5music
so i started seeing a new girl. problem is, she up front stated to me in the beginning that she doesn't suk dik. she said she hated doing it for her ex bf, and just didn't do it.

everything else abt this girl seems pretty good except for the no dik suking part, what do? I've googled a lot about this and the answers are generally the same.

all my past girl's all suked dik, from having no issue doing it to even liking to do it. my previous gal gave me killer head (jizzing but she still sukin) and swallowed evrytim ;( fuark sometimes i like getting dome more than sex itself. I'm too used to having the girl prep my dik by suking it for a bit b4 i fuk them...

Can any miscer's chime in and share their experiences where they CHANGED the girl from hating to suk dik to getting it on the reg? Reps for actual examples
Id breakup serious. I love eattin vag n if she didnt reciprocate thats a deal breaker. She will figure out she either suks dick or finds a beta BF
post 1535245131 11-21-2017, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By RC2008
You know... The7 year long term relationship types
That's when u rly learn
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post 1535245361 11-21-2017, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted By daisygirl713
buy lollipops and popsicles. gets the mouth in the habit of sucking and makes the mind start to think about sucking something else

works!!!
Sounds great Daisy and how do you propose i get my woman to eat ass? have her eat Baby Ruths? Pls repond
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post 1535245401 11-21-2017, 08:52 AM
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No matter how hard you try you cannot change people. If it's something that bothers you this much, I'd cut it off and break up with her srs
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post 1535245421 11-21-2017, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Sounds great Daisy and how do you propose i get my woman to eat ass? have her eat Baby Ruths? Pls repond
Lmao never done it, can't give any helpful advice

sry not sry
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post 1535245621 11-21-2017, 08:55 AM
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Wanna suck this dick.

Tell her that and report back op
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post 1535245691 11-21-2017, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By daisygirl713
Lmao never done it, can't give any helpful advice

sry not sry
I can give you some helpful advice if you wanna try eating mine. I'll even Nair my grundle to give you a clear path to the honey hole. It will be fun. srs
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post 1535246081 11-21-2017, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By daisygirl713
I always get it hard first and then position my mouth over top and look up at him and say, 'Tell me what to do, baby'. I think he likes directing
post 1535246101 11-21-2017, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
I can give you some helpful advice if you wanna try eating mine. I'll even Nair my grundle to give you a clear path to the honey hole. It will be fun. srs
Nair is key but not even ONCE.

I can't even can't.
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post 1535246651 11-21-2017, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Pad264
Typically girls don't enjoy it when they're not good at it. They feel awkward and it becomes a chore. Best advice is give her some guidance in what feels good, etc.

If she's not even willing to try, I'd say that means she's not that into you or she doesn't have a good sex drive. Either way, the relationship isn't going anywhere good.
This is 100% accurate unfortunately for op.

Misc is it true pineapple juice makes manjuice taste good? Srs question.
post 1535246851 11-21-2017, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee
This is 100% accurate unfortunately for op.

Misc is it true pineapple juice makes manjuice taste good? Srs question.
Was curious about the pineapple thing too, so we did an experiment and my wife confirmed. Srs.
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Originally Posted By daisygirl713
Nair is key but not even ONCE.

I can't even can't.
Well here's my great way to get your man or woman into ass play. Wait until he/she is passed out, then hide a nickel in their anus. Later, ask him/her to let you borrow a nickel. When they say that they don't have a nickel, pull the nickel out of their anus. They'll think that you're a wizard. Whenever they don't want to do any assplay from that point forward, you can threaten to turn them into a frog.
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post 1535246901 11-21-2017, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Well here's my great way to get your man or woman into ass play. Wait until he/she is passed out, then hide a nickel in their anus. Later, ask him/her to let you borrow a nickel. When they say that they don't have a nickel, pull the nickel out of their anus. They'll think that you're a wizard. Whenever they don't want to do any assplay from that point forward, you can threaten to turn them into a frog.
Have you heard my hair metal band Ass Wizard?
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post 1535247071 11-21-2017, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon
Was curious about the pineapple thing too, so we did an experiment and my wife confirmed. Srs.
Maybe just drink more water? My bf did and it helped. A lot. Used to taste like a gag reflex
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Well here's my great way to get your man or woman into ass play. Wait until he/she is passed out, then hide a nickel in their anus. Later, ask him/her to let you borrow a nickel. When they say that they don't have a nickel, pull the nickel out of their anus. They'll think that you're a wizard. Whenever they don't want to do any assplay from that point forward, you can threaten to turn them into a frog.
Lmao that's child's play. Borrrrringgggggg
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post 1535247241 11-21-2017, 09:14 AM
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I think he likes directing
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon
Have you heard my hair metal band Ass Wizard?
no but if you give me a backstage pass i'll be sure to pass out back there **wink wink**
Originally Posted By daisygirl713
Maybe just drink more water? My bf did and it helped. A lot. Used to taste like a gag reflex



Lmao that's child's play. Borrrrringgggggg
Look here you dumb broad. I have a fukkin mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. SRS I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, you're too busy doing your fukkin hair and make up, listening to kesha and ****. hit me back when yo get this and let me know what you think. peace bitch
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post 1535247341 11-21-2017, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee
Misc is it true pineapple juice makes manjuice taste good? Srs question.
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Sounds great Daisy and how do you propose i get my woman to eat ass? have her eat Baby Ruths? Pls repond
LMFAO I was getting a nice back/shoulder massage from my main girl then she started rubbing my hips/ass. Before I knew it she had her face between my cheeks licking my hole. I was too fuked up and powerless to stop it HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Look here you dumb broad. I have a fukkin mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. SRS I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed,you're too busy doing your fukkin hair and make up, listening to kesha and ****.hit me back when yo get this and let me know what you think. peace bitch
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28
Do you swallow?
Depends
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post 1535248251 11-21-2017, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted By daisygirl713
Depends
on what?
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet
on what?
welp..play times over. I'm out
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Originally Posted By lawsfallmute
Trust me, it smells good.
We don't want to know the hygiene routine of your boyfriend.

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Originally Posted By daisygirl713
Depends
sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooot. No girl swallows. its haram.
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet
on what?
Taste
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28
Do you swallow?
Originally Posted By Issobolic28
Can you handle proudmanlet if he fcks your mouth?
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post 1535249371 11-21-2017, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon
You good homie?
Of course.
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