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Thread: Chick turned me into her chauffeur, cuck story.

post 1537171471 12-11-2017, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson⏩
Hey relax broski. Chad aint bringing her back home and she will be paying with gas or ass to get back.

I suppose you could say you will take her back and then not show, just to try and get back a bit of that humiliation.
nah, this bish will text OP when chad's done "hey OP ill suzk ur dink for a ride back home" and of course OP being the ******* he is he will say yes and prolly eat her out too just to see what a Chad tastes like.
post 1537171621 12-11-2017, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Power_Strike92⏩
Chad is like "Hey thanks for the package bro"
You missed out on the "no worries brah, i fed her full of protein, I wouldn't kiss her anytime soon"
post 1537171861 12-11-2017, 10:05 AM
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Once he’s finished with her he’ll probably say “ hey bro need to return this, it’s used but changed my mind now”
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post 1537172021 12-11-2017, 10:07 AM
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Don't take it so seriously buddy. By the looks of it (her going away hurriedly) she knew it was awkward but didn't do anything about it so I don't think you should pursue her srs go NC and see what happens. Cheer up brah we will guide you through this
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post 1537172901 12-11-2017, 10:17 AM
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Shows how evil sloots can be.

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post 1537173071 12-11-2017, 10:18 AM
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I appreciated you dropping her off man please pick her up at 6 got my side b!tch coming round

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post 1537173591 12-11-2017, 10:24 AM
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that was one of the most alpha things I've ever read lmao



thanks for the package bro
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post 1537173611 12-11-2017, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted By JPF82⏩
holy chit i hope this is real


lawds son you dun goofed to the max

never, ever, ever, ever, ever ever ever talk to a sloot you used to and let her control any god dam part of what happens.

"Oh wow OP you're going right where I need to go, can i come with?" "bish you best be putting down on gas or putting down on some road head"


Litterly that is what I would have said to her....."bish you best be putting down on gas or putting down on some road head"
a surprisingly large amount of women like giving road head if you just ask
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post 1537174281 12-11-2017, 10:31 AM
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- Thanks for the package bro
-That's ok, they're second hand damaged goods


op probably replied with y..y..you too
post 1537174421 12-11-2017, 10:33 AM
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had a hot girl in high school who was using me for rides home. finally had enough of it an asked her if she wanted to start going out. she pretends dumb and says "what like going out to lunch?" I said no like boyfriend/girlfriend. got disgusted and said "you're the kind of guy who can't just be friends with a girl". I told her yes that's correct. never gave her ride home again after that
post 1537174511 12-11-2017, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩


Chad fuking rektd you brah. Seriously, I would never speak to this girl again unless she messaged me saying she wants to fuk.
Call me petty but no where I even take that deal. NC for me.
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post 1537174671 12-11-2017, 10:36 AM
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pls tell me this a roll bread
cause if its not
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post 1537174711 12-11-2017, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
I am literally dying of laughter at my desk.

"Thanks for the package bro"

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post 1537174891 12-11-2017, 10:38 AM
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Lol you live and you learn OP. That's pretty fuked up of her to do. Why couldn't she just drive up there herself or have a female friend drop her off? I'll tell you why, because she is ashamed and disgusted by her actions deep down, she does not want female friend to know she is meeting a Chad. These women are shady as fuk and should not be trusted for anything. I bet you she they type of bish to go on a 4 hour shopping spree if you simply ask her to pick up your medication from the pharmacy. Smh.
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post 1537175151 12-11-2017, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By demfeelsbro⏩
- Thanks for the package bro
-That's ok, they're second hand damaged goods
Lol that's prob what I woulda said.

I know your intentions were noble OP, but moral of the story is don't do any huge favors for a girl right after a split. Even though you were driving up there anyways, that's still a huge favor.

Still, she's a cnut to do that to you, especially if she knew you were upset about the breakup.
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post 1537175601 12-11-2017, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
Did they at least get you a sandwich while they were there?
No but she did get a cream pie
post 1537175751 12-11-2017, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Power_Strike92⏩
Nah, she said her friend will drive her back down.
Nah tell her you will do it..... Insist upon it. Then drive straight by. lol lol.
post 1537175771 12-11-2017, 10:47 AM
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post 1537175861 12-11-2017, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Mumra⏩
you'd better leave that trick up there. it's your only hope at redemption. then post the screen shots of her angry texts.
this lmao

she didn't ask for a ride there and back from what it sounds like. just a "ride" to see her friend
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post 1537176801 12-11-2017, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
The lesson is stop fuking ho's. Bish had zero shame
You gained knowledge you seemed to be lacking before the trip so it's a positive.
This. OP, she did you dirty but you allowed this to happen. There are decent girls out there who don't treat people like this but there are also a lot of shady low quality sl00ts. You've just had an encounter with a shady low quality sl00t. Lesson learned.
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post 1537177031 12-11-2017, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Mumra⏩
you'd better leave that trick up there. it's your only hope at redemption. then post the screen shots of her angry texts.
^This. Also time to move on and break contact.
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post 1537177191 12-11-2017, 11:01 AM
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Damn bro. What was the ride up there like?
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post 1537178121 12-11-2017, 11:11 AM
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what the duck lmaooo
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
Damn bro. What was the ride up there like?
Normal, we were even making plans. No weird vibes.

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bunch of insecure betas itt. So she's ****ing Chad, who cares? OP is just butthurt because he's not getting any, except from his ******* bro. She will come around or she won't. Lmao @ petty revenge fantasies.
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Absolutely savage. A literal monkeybranch in action.
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post 1537179191 12-11-2017, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By MyGhettoFantasy⏩
Absolutely savage. A literal monkeybranch in action.
I'd say it's more like a trapeze act where the one dude throws the broad to the other guy swinging in front of them. because that's basically what happened here. lol
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post 1537179461 12-11-2017, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Mumra⏩
I'd say it's more like a trapeze act where the one dude throws the broad to the other guy swinging in front of them. because that's basically what happened here. lol
I wonder at what point in her conversation with op she was txting Chad that his package was about to arrive.

"Thanks for the package" had to be an inside joke.
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
I am literally dying of laughter at my desk.

"Thanks for the package bro"

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