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post 1538566621 12-25-2017, 03:20 PM
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My wife got me a foot massager for christmas (srs)

I got her an apple watch 3. She wanted that or a pair of running shoes that cost like $150 for her birthday (November)... I got her the shoes for her birthday, apple watch for Christmas. After taxes we're talking $500-$600. I wasn't going to, but she kept telling me that I had a "big" present under the tree so I felt pressured to make sure I got her something good. What do I unwrap this morning?



I was bert staring her and asked "is this the gift or is there something else inside?"

She looked at me confused af like "what do you mean?"

I shook my head and mumbled thank you. Now, here I am sitting here getting an automated foot massage while posting on the Misc.

What happened to my life?

edit: from post 96
Originally Posted By rahfulz⏩
Aren't you on your feet at your job all day? Maybe she got it because she figured your feet hurt after standing that long. If you think about it that way it's a pretty damn thoughtful gift imo.

Plus who needs gifts when you can treat yaself
All right, new turn of events.

I thought about this for a second and thought "huh, that's actually true, even though I'm in hybrid role now and not on my feet like 16 hours..."

then I remembered something...

under my home desk is a mess and stuff is stored there. I forgotSHE ALREADY BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE EARLIER THIS YEAR

Not as a gift for a holiday, either



totally spaced on this because I've literally used it once when it was new and not really since
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post 1538566721 12-25-2017, 03:21 PM
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LMAO , She actually got that for herself but gave it to you as an present so she didint have to get you anything else.
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post 1538566731 12-25-2017, 03:22 PM
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post 1538566781 12-25-2017, 03:22 PM
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post 1538566811 12-25-2017, 03:23 PM
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post 1538566821 12-25-2017, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Andresthetic1⏩
LMAO , She actually got that for herself but gave it to you as an present so she didint have to get you anything else.
This^^^

You didn’t get chit brah.
I loe e.
post 1538566921 12-25-2017, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
This^^^

You didn’t get chit brah.
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post 1538566931 12-25-2017, 03:24 PM
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As soon as you leave the house, she's going to have a titty stuffed into each side of that thing with her hands elsewhere nomsayin

That gift is not for you
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post 1538566941 12-25-2017, 03:24 PM
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OP is a cuck, both because of what happened and the fact that he cares so much. just lol @ you if you're an adult who cares about receiving presents anymore, buy whatever you want yourself you *******
post 1538567121 12-25-2017, 03:27 PM
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Lmao she has no repsect for you... if my wife got me a foot massager for Xmas i would knock her out
post 1538567371 12-25-2017, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
This^^^

You didn’t get chit brah.
^^^ He's right you know! lol
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post 1538567471 12-25-2017, 03:32 PM
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maybe get a foot massage and a glans massage at the same time. Nomsayin? Throw in a prostate massage and make it a holy trinity
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post 1538568081 12-25-2017, 03:40 PM
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your wife and i are gonna connect our apple watches together meanwhile you'll be getting your tootsies massaged JUST LMAO
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post 1538568251 12-25-2017, 03:41 PM
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she gonna ride that thing every morning while u still sleep op gl
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post 1538568581 12-25-2017, 03:46 PM
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Sounds like she got what she wanted because she told you exactly what she wanted. Did you tell her what you wanted?
post 1538568871 12-25-2017, 03:48 PM
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Lol she came up big time. Lol at you
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post 1538569381 12-25-2017, 03:53 PM
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post 1538569661 12-25-2017, 03:56 PM
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I don't know mayne. It looks like a pretty sweet foot massager and I kind of want to get one now.

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post 1538571711 12-25-2017, 04:20 PM
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Damn

Time to ldar son ....that’s cold
post 1538571931 12-25-2017, 04:23 PM
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Least it wasn't a 'back' massager bro
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post 1538572171 12-25-2017, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
Put the inside of a fleshlight inside a foothole. Bertstare her. Then stick your dick in it.
Whoa. This OPIE. Let her “catch” you doing this. Record her reaction and post it on the misc
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post 1538572201 12-25-2017, 04:27 PM
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Not sure if anyone mentioned as yet but LOL if you think that's yours. Your wife got a present from you and from herself today, dat cheeky kent lmao Opie u got rekt
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holy chit... from your own wife? I'd expect a gift that bad from a co-worker in a "Secret Santa" giftpool where the gift maximum is set at $50.

You know what that was right? That was her going to the mall and meandering the department store halfassedly while staring down Chad Chadersonn stocking shelves. She gravitated to the closest object he was currently marking for their Christmas sale. Chad was knocking down prices alright... and soon to be knocking down your wife with his cawk. Then there's you, sitting here miscing with your feet in the foot massager but it's not even turned on because it requires D batteries and who has those handy? Luckily your wife talked you into signing up for amazon prime so you can get the batteries delivered by morning. That is of course until you check the order history and realize she's reordered lube multiple times over that she's never used with you... but Chad Chadersonn. Merry Christmas opee.
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
holy chit... from your own wife? I'd expect a gift that bad from a co-worker in a "Secret Santa" giftpool where the gift maximum is set at $50.

You know what that was right? That was her going to the mall and meandering the department store halfassedly while staring down Chad Chadersonn stocking shelves. She gravitated to the closest object he was currently marking for their Christmas sale. Chad was knocking down prices alright... and soon to be knocking down your wife with his cawk. Then there's you, sitting here miscing with your feet in the foot massager but it's not even turned on because it requires D batteries and who has those handy? Luckily your wife talked you into signing up for amazon prime so you can get the batteries delivered by morning. That is of course until you check the order history and realize she's reordered lube multiple times over that she's never used with you... but Chad Chadersonn. Merry Christmas opee.
Lmao, I hate being on r/c when I come across a gem like this. Good chit.
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
holy chit... from your own wife? I'd expect a gift that bad from a co-worker in a "Secret Santa" giftpool where the gift maximum is set at $50.

You know what that was right? That was her going to the mall and meandering the department store halfassedly while staring down Chad Chadersonn stocking shelves. She gravitated to the closest object he was currently marking for their Christmas sale. Chad was knocking down prices alright... and soon to be knocking down your wife with his cawk. Then there's you, sitting here miscing with your feet in the foot massager but it's not even turned on because it requires D batteries and who has those handy? Luckily your wife talked you into signing up for amazon prime so you can get the batteries delivered by morning. That is of course until you check the order history and realize she's reordered lube multiple times over that she's never used with you... but Chad Chadersonn. Merry Christmas opee.
lol started off as a decent story then dropped off
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post 1538572771 12-25-2017, 04:35 PM
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Lmao that’s to prep up Jamal and Tyrone before they Eiffel Tower your wife when your not home
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Its better then the wives that give sex as a gift.
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Originally Posted By Andresthetic1⏩
LMAO , She actually got that for herself but gave it to you as an present so she didint have to get you anything else.
Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
This^^^

You didn’t get chit brah.
Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
As soon as you leave the house, she's going to have a titty stuffed into each side of that thing with her hands elsewhere nomsayin

That gift is not for you
Originally Posted By PowerRanger⏩
Lmao she has no repsect for you... if my wife got me a foot massager for Xmas i would knock her out
Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
^^^ He's right you know! lol
Originally Posted By DJGirth⏩
your wife and i are gonna connect our apple watches together meanwhile you'll be getting your tootsies massaged JUST LMAO
Originally Posted By SerbianSickKant⏩
she gonna ride that thing every morning while u still sleep op gl
Originally Posted By askem⏩
Lol she came up big time. Lol at you
Originally Posted By Pumpsfordays⏩
You got played OP hahaha, $600 spent and all you got in return is to be able to use your wifes $130 foot massager once in a while LMAO. I’d be so phucking pissed.
Originally Posted By Scrizzle⏩
Wife spit on her cock and jammed it up your angus.
Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Damn

Time to ldar son ....that’s cold
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Least it wasn't a 'back' massager bro
Originally Posted By Coal
Not sure if anyone mentioned as yet but LOL if you think that's yours. Your wife got a present from you and from herself today, dat cheeky kent lmao Opie u got rekt




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