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Thread: My wife got me a foot massager for christmas (srs)

post 1538585351 12-25-2017, 07:31 PM
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It means you are a cuck and she can't be bothered touching your disgusting feet. She will also be using it for herself LOL

You should have combined the Bday and Xmas together. And whatever happened to the good ol' dick in a box? It's always been more appreciated than any consumer product in my experiences.
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post 1538585581 12-25-2017, 07:35 PM
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Just lol@ having a wife.
post 1538585591 12-25-2017, 07:36 PM
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It even looks like the actual foot massager is laughing at the person's feet who just got done using it.

Also LOL it it promoting circulation any other problems you might wanna tell us about?

Your ED is clearly killing the relationship.
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post 1538586211 12-25-2017, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
This topic is beginning to arouse me.



Mission accomplished



I'm not gonna lie. Just had a 15 minute romp with it and it was nice.



Any sensible woman would.

However, I'm also the one that works. At least I have that going for me in terms of spending money on a car.
I'm confused now. You're annoyed she didn't spend $600 more of the money you earned on you, even though you didn't say what you want, and even though you just spent thousands on yourself?

I wouldn't be inclined to blow out on a huge present for you in the described situation either.
post 1538586251 12-25-2017, 07:45 PM
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You stick your feet in that? The fukc am I looking at?
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post 1538587111 12-25-2017, 08:01 PM
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Well brah, your wife is pretty hot and that car is sweet so I think you are still doing pretty well.

I assume no kids? My wife and I really don’t buy each other much for Christmas these days. Birthday, anniversary etc, I get guns and she gets jewelry. Meh, we are all probably cucks these days.
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post 1538587231 12-25-2017, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
I'm confused now. You're annoyed she didn't spend $600 more of the money you earned on you, even though you didn't say what you want, and even though you just spent thousands on yourself?

I wouldn't be inclined to blow out on a huge present for you in the described situation either.
She isn't Santa Claus, I don't make her a list.

FFS it's a foot massager. If she bought her mother one I wouldn't be surprised
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post 1538587421 12-25-2017, 08:07 PM
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better have signed that pre nup because she's about to go bury her feelings in jamal's bebece
post 1538587531 12-25-2017, 08:10 PM
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the only gift i've received from a women was her gushy wet wet, would be nice to get a foot massager tbh
post 1538588891 12-25-2017, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
She isn't Santa Claus, I don't make her a list.

FFS it's a foot massager. If she bought her mother one I wouldn't be surprised
Yeah but essentially what you are saying is you wanted her to spend about $600 of the money you earned just because that's what you spent. She knows that you earn that money not her, and that there's nothing you want that costs that much since she knows if you wanted something that cost that much you would just buy it (obviously, since you had no problem spending way more than that on something you did want).

Did you really want her to sit there and say "merry Christmas, I took $600 from your account and bought some crap you don't want"?

I mean really that's pretty much what happened anyway, but she didn't spend as much of your money and you're still crying.

Either tell people what you want, or at least how much money of yours you want them to spend, or agree to not do presents or just be friggin grateful for what they give you.
post 1538589081 12-25-2017, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Yeah but essentially what you are saying is you wanted her to spend about $600 of the money you earned just because that's what you spent. She knows that you earn that money not her, and that there's nothing you want that costs that much since she knows if you wanted something that cost that much you would just buy it (obviously, since you had no problem spending way more than that on something you did want).

Did you really want her to sit there and say "merry Christmas, I took $600 from your account and bought some crap you don't want"?

I mean really that's pretty much what happened anyway, but she didn't spend as much of your money and you're still crying.

Either tell people what you want, or at least how much money of yours you want them to spend, or agree to not do presents or just be friggin grateful for what they give you.
You're analyzing this way too much

I'm a 30 year old man into cars, guns, video games, and outdoors stuff.

She knows these things

I don't need $600 spent on me as much as I'd like $600 worth of thought

have you no soul?
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post 1538589411 12-25-2017, 08:39 PM
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post 1538590151 12-25-2017, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
You're analyzing this way too much

I'm a 30 year old man into cars, guns, video games, and outdoors stuff.

She knows these things

I don't need $600 spent on me as much as I'd like $600 worth of thought

have you no soul?
She told you what she wanted, and you bought it. There's no thought there but I bet she's not over on female misc crying about it. Considering she decided what to buy she probably actually put more thought in than you, even though she turned out to be wrong in her decision of what to buy.

Lol at being salty over this. Go chill out and have a foot massage or something.
post 1538591401 12-25-2017, 09:11 PM
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welp time to test out if it works on the dik and balls as well so you can at least get some use out of it
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post 1538592631 12-25-2017, 09:28 PM
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post 1538592871 12-25-2017, 09:33 PM
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Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


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post 1538594941 12-25-2017, 10:04 PM
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Take this as a learning experience that you set dollar limits for bday and Xmas. This way nobody is disappointed and you retain control of the finances.

I usually set 150-200 for bday and 200-250 Xmas and everyone’s happy.
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Originally Posted By taf1968⏩
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Have you tried it yet OP? Probably relaxing as fuark.
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at least you have a wife *******
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Bro that **** probably feels good as ****. But if you wanna be petty, I'd use it (because it feels good as ****), let her know it feels good as **** (so she'll wanna use it), then hide it. Rustle her jimmies.
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tyrone and jamaal received the benzo with the bow on top when they woke up and grabbed the newspaper op got the complimentary foot massager
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post her feet pics now OP

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This is hilarious. I wouldn't mind a foot massager, but I would be supremely pissed if anyone gave me one as a gift
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Bro if you didn't get your hog slogged that night while getting your feet massaged you did Christmas wrong.
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She got herself a "foot" massager because you couldnt get the job done op. Take the hint. Its going to be the gift that keeps on giving for her all year long.
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Originally Posted By TheRejuvenated⏩
OP is a cuck, both because of what happened and the fact that he cares so much. just lol @ you if you're an adult who cares about receiving presents anymore, buy whatever you want yourself you *******
100% this.

If any adult cares about what they receive as presents, or compares $ values of presents given vs received you are a loser.
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Originally Posted By Andresthetic1⏩
LMAO , She actually got that for herself but gave it to you as an present so she didint have to get you anything else.
fuqing this. classical bowling ball gift


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Why all the hate towards a foot massager? Those things are sick after a long day at work
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