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Thread: My wife got me a foot massager for christmas (srs)

post 1538641001 12-26-2017, 01:35 PM
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Reputation points all around if op delivers
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post 1538641721 12-26-2017, 01:44 PM
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There will be a dildo stuck to that thing whilst you are at work, she bought it to replace the other one that she ruined.
post 1538641801 12-26-2017, 01:45 PM
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Damn it. The recorder doesn't have audio. Trying to see if I can inconspicuously set my phone up
August 2023:
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B: 315 x 3, 225 x 14 (PR: 335)
S: 315 x 2, 225 x 18 (PR's)
DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
post 1538642121 12-26-2017, 01:48 PM
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LOL my *GF* got me a 12" compound sliding miter saw, dewault impact driver, dewault deep socket kit, JBL flip Bluetooth speaker, powerbeats 3 Bluetooth headphones and protein bars. Get cucked
post 1538642371 12-26-2017, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Sean786⏩


LOL my *GF* got me a 12" compound sliding miter saw, dewault impact driver, dewault deep socket kit, JBL flip Bluetooth speaker, powerbeats 3 Bluetooth headphones and protein bars. Get cucked
Every single one of them is to keep you busy whilst she webcams for Jamal.
post 1538644581 12-26-2017, 02:12 PM
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After buying a car while drunk her Christmas present is not divorcing you and taking half your stuff. Be happy with 2 foot masagers lmao
post 1538644941 12-26-2017, 02:17 PM
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So no pics of said wife ?
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post 1538645041 12-26-2017, 02:17 PM
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[QUOTE=Sean786 post_id=1538642121][IMG]http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/g326/Sean7864/IMG_1702_zpshyb5o
LOL my *GF* got me a 12" compound sliding miter saw, dewault impact driver, dewault deep socket kit, JBL flip Bluetooth speaker, powerbeats 3 Bluetooth headphones and protein bars. Get cucked[/QUOTE]Tradie confirmed.
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post 1538648341 12-26-2017, 02:48 PM
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in4 conclusion
post 1538649001 12-26-2017, 02:56 PM
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Okay, didn't turn out as I would have liked and had to hide my phone standing straight up in a bunch of black bags/gun supplies to make it incognito



she came in giving me skeptical hippo face after looking down at my feet

all in all it ended without much being said

she came back later asking if I wanted to return it since she got it off amazon on her sister's account and it'd be easy to send back if I wanted to get something different
August 2023:
BW: 194
B: 315 x 3, 225 x 14 (PR: 335)
S: 315 x 2, 225 x 18 (PR's)
DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
post 1538650011 12-26-2017, 03:06 PM
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[QUOTE=veggie530 post_id=1538649001]Okay, didn't turn out as I would have liked and had to hide my phone standing straight up in a bunch of black bags/gun supplies to make it incognito

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she came in giving me skeptical hippo face after looking down at my feet

all in all it ended without much being said

she came back later asking if I wanted to return it since she got it off amazon on her sister's account and it'd be easy to send back if I wanted to get something different[/QUOTE]they are completely different brah
post 1538650921 12-26-2017, 03:14 PM
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"I like this one because I can't get my foot out once it starts" LOL
post 1538651211 12-26-2017, 03:16 PM
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Damn brah she stuck to her guns.

Saw no issue with what she did at all.
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post 1538654491 12-26-2017, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Damn brah she stuck to her guns.

Saw no issue with what she did at all.
You know, if she saw OP using his first foot massage every day and he loved it and she decided on getting a nicer one for him since he loved the first one so much. Not so bad.


OP mentioned he only used the first one once then forgot he had it. Lmao, she's either clueless or just doesn't give a fukk about putting effort into buying him something.



She could have gotten him a pair of shoes or boots which he would use more often and appreciate more.
post 1538655951 12-26-2017, 04:00 PM
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that was brutal. Glad the video ended before she got a beating (because that would be horrible)
post 1538657571 12-26-2017, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Damn brah she stuck to her guns.

Saw no issue with what she did at all.
totally oblivious
August 2023:
BW: 194
B: 315 x 3, 225 x 14 (PR: 335)
S: 315 x 2, 225 x 18 (PR's)
DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
post 1538658491 12-26-2017, 04:21 PM
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post 1538658651 12-26-2017, 04:22 PM
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post 1538659311 12-26-2017, 04:30 PM
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Sounds like you married a selfish ****, Oppie.

But hopefully this is just a one time thing, and not a regular occurrence.
post 1538659421 12-26-2017, 04:30 PM
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pics of wife OP?
post 1538659811 12-26-2017, 04:34 PM
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"misc, on the eve of greatness" is a thread about my wife, the misc can find it.

as far as her being (insert bad word here), no not at all

oblivious? yes, is the gift ridiculous? yes I think so

but mean spirited? uncaring? nah, none of those things -- nicer than me.
August 2023:
BW: 194
B: 315 x 3, 225 x 14 (PR: 335)
S: 315 x 2, 225 x 18 (PR's)
DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
post 1538660151 12-26-2017, 04:37 PM
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I told my gf I didn’t want her to buy my shoes bc I was going to buy them myself bc I wouldn’t know what shoes I’d want until I saw them. She kept asking me over like a 4 week period and each time I told her to **** off. Our anniversary comes up and she brings me this bag with presents inside. I open the bag and see gym pants and I’m like cool. Then I look into the bag and there are TWO pairs of shoes. I look at her and

To have fun returning the shoes I specifically said not to buy. Then she cry but idc.
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post 1538661301 12-26-2017, 04:49 PM
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Damn. OP got wrecked. Next Christmas you'll have to buy something of equal or less value than the foot massager to break even.
post 1538668501 12-26-2017, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
"misc, on the eve of greatness" is a thread about my wife, the misc can find it.

as far as her being (insert bad word here), no not at all

oblivious? yes, is the gift ridiculous? yes I think so

but mean spirited? uncaring? nah, none of those things -- nicer than me.
That's what I would have said about my old situation years ago.

Gifts mean nothing though, it's the day to day things.

Just watch out for coming in second to everything else.
If you want to ask me a question:

Ask: TheAdlerian

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=150655983&p=1000366043#post1000366043

Read my science fiction novel:

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post 1538671011 12-26-2017, 06:40 PM
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Sisters Amazon account = TJ Max

I was in TJ Max two days ago picking up gym clothes and this looks like the same foot massager they had on sale (just like previous miscer said).
post 1538673161 12-26-2017, 07:03 PM
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lol. Veggie always delivers
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post 1538675051 12-26-2017, 07:23 PM
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Since when did MEN care about Christmas gifts?

I got a nose hair trimmer from my GF this Christmas. Told her it was the only thing I wanted. Didnt even need a gift but she insisted. My dad is the same way. He only wants gifts he can eat/drink.

Christmas gifts are for women & small children. Lol at OP
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post 1538675371 12-26-2017, 07:28 PM
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Thread delivered the lolz but man it doesn't sound like you two are on the same page on a few things.
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Damn brah she stuck to her guns.

Saw no issue with what she did at all.
especially since one massages the actual foot and the other only massages the bottom--apparently believed to be the unactual part.
post 1538676901 12-26-2017, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Ikeman83⏩
lol. Veggie always delivers
i'm pretty good when it comes to deliverance

August 2023:
BW: 194
B: 315 x 3, 225 x 14 (PR: 335)
S: 315 x 2, 225 x 18 (PR's)
DL: 405 x 1 (PR); Trap Bar DL: 405 x 1
OHP: 185 x 3 (PR), 135 x 16
Chins: 22(PR) Pushups: 83 (PR: 101)
1 Mile: 6:45 (PR: 5:52)
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