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Underwater welders (aka Sea Tradies) have the most dangerous real job in the world
01-04-2018, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted By CheekyChris23⏩
Dat first bite when the shark gets a mouthful of Mountain Dew Red and Cheetos.Sharks love the taste of sea tradies.
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01-04-2018, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Howiester⏩
LmaoDat first bite when the shark gets a mouthful of Mountain Dew Red and Cheetos.
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01-04-2018, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By faxanadu⏩
Great money is useless if you're turned into fish flakes and being chased by Pitbull sharks. Once it locks jaws......My in-law did that. He ended up getting attacked by a bull shark deep under water and fuked up his lungs because he had to surface too quickly. Not to mention his leg got fuked pretty bad.
Told me about another guy that was working on an underwater transport pipe.Dude somehow got sucked into the pipe and ground up into fish chum.
They make great money though...
Told me about another guy that was working on an underwater transport pipe.Dude somehow got sucked into the pipe and ground up into fish chum.
They make great money though...
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01-04-2018, 10:38 AM
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Father in law worked in something like that when he was in his 20's. Made enough money to invest on his company which is what made him a millionaire now. Anyway while underwater he saw a friend get compressed inside a bowl underwater, the bowl was the size of a volleyball and his 6'3" coworker somehow ended up inside of that srs.
He quit the next morning.
He quit the next morning.
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01-04-2018, 10:41 AM
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Yeah that's gonna be a no for me dawg. I get more than waist deep in the Ocean and I am "nope nope nope". But work like this needs to be done, I am sure no-one or not many people set out to do work like this.
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01-04-2018, 10:47 AM
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holy chit, look at 2:52 and watch that crab get sucked in that small ass crack in the pipe in an instant. no thanks jeff
01-04-2018, 10:49 AM
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how can they drink beers under water tho?
01-04-2018, 10:50 AM
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nope nope nope
Imagine the horror of being stuck like that while drowning.
Imagine the horror of being stuck like that while drowning.
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01-04-2018, 11:59 AM
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin
Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which further resulted in expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section later being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.

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01-04-2018, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Wisathome⏩
Yeah it was just a scratchWas the crab ok?
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lmao at that crab getting sucked through that little crack in that pipe
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01-04-2018, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Welp that rules miscers out.
They’d be trying to stick their dick in it
Oh heavenly blessed beauty who’s beauty is simply divine and everlasting I could jam my dick inside a compressed pipe...
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Video failed to show the most prevalent danger, the transfer to and from the decompression chamber. When you work on the rig they leave you pressurized for the week so that you don't spend you whole time pressurizing and depressurizing.
Was all set to go to school herehttps://www.oceancorp.com/and be an underwater tradie. Went to the orientation where they talked how you would make an easy 100k on your 3 month stint on the rig, then come home and work another 3 month stint doing tanker inspections or nuclear diving for another 100k and take 6 months off.
We got to the discussion about the dangers and examples of accidents that happen with the pressurized living bells, such as the example by m1n2v5. Nope, went home the next day. They seemed to almost never drown, but more often killed by compression/decompression.
Was all set to go to school herehttps://www.oceancorp.com/and be an underwater tradie. Went to the orientation where they talked how you would make an easy 100k on your 3 month stint on the rig, then come home and work another 3 month stint doing tanker inspections or nuclear diving for another 100k and take 6 months off.
We got to the discussion about the dangers and examples of accidents that happen with the pressurized living bells, such as the example by m1n2v5. Nope, went home the next day. They seemed to almost never drown, but more often killed by compression/decompression.
01-04-2018, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By L0rdHumongous⏩
That is in the videoVideo failed to show the most prevalent danger, the transfer to and from the decompression chamber. When you work on the rig they leave you pressurized for the week so that you don't spend you whole time pressurizing and depressurizing.
Was all set to go to school herehttps://www.oceancorp.com/and be an underwater tradie. Went to the orientation where they talked how you would make an easy 100k on your 3 month stint on the rig, then come home and work another 3 month stint doing tanker inspections or nuclear diving for another 100k and take 6 months off.
We got to the discussion about the dangers and examples of accidents that happen with the pressurized living bells, such as the example by m1n2v5. Nope, went home the next day. They seemed to almost never drown, but more often killed by compression/decompression.
Was all set to go to school herehttps://www.oceancorp.com/and be an underwater tradie. Went to the orientation where they talked how you would make an easy 100k on your 3 month stint on the rig, then come home and work another 3 month stint doing tanker inspections or nuclear diving for another 100k and take 6 months off.
We got to the discussion about the dangers and examples of accidents that happen with the pressurized living bells, such as the example by m1n2v5. Nope, went home the next day. They seemed to almost never drown, but more often killed by compression/decompression.
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01-04-2018, 02:16 PM
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can i just get cliffs on the **** that has happened in the video..lol i don't think i have the balls to push the play button
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
Sea tradies get compressed into coconut-sized balls by water pressurecan i just get cliffs on the **** that has happened in the video..lol i don't think i have the balls to push the play button
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01-04-2018, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Howiester⏩
thank you. still tempted to watch but im afraid it might ruin me for life.Sea tradies get compressed into coconut-sized balls by water pressure
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
The video is a cartoon re-enactment. It doesn’t show the good stuff.thank you. still tempted to watch but im afraid it might ruin me for life.
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01-04-2018, 02:39 PM
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they have 7-11s or gas stations out at sea so the sea tradies can stock up on energy drinks and burritos during breaks?
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
It's all cartoons. It's not a big deal.thank you. still tempted to watch but im afraid it might ruin me for life.
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
all the reenactions are done with crude 3d animation with the gory details left outthank you. still tempted to watch but im afraid it might ruin me for life.
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