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post 1539545011 01-04-2018, 06:59 PM
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"An Educated Girl's Guide to Tinder" - What immediately disqualifies a guy

Has anyone seen this article? The "educated female author" has a bachelor's in liberal arts and lists these as disqualifications for giving a guy on Tinder a chance. Can you imagine if the roles were reversed?

Here are some examples from her list. Make sure you take notes to meet all of today's women's standards, guys.



"15.Serious Face

This typically comes with #1-3. I’ve already passed—but now, I’ll take a screen shot of it and when talking to my girlfriends about how painful dating in your 30s can be—I will use this picture as a proof point. And I will point and laugh. My friends will too."

"16.Professional Photos

If you are over the age of 25 and have to have a second job to support your “modeling” career or if your “modeling” career requires you to take benefits from the government, your parents, or friends—you aren’t a model... and paying someone to take pictures of you so you can post them on your social channels also does not make you a model. The key thing about being a “model” is that someone PAYS YOU to take your picture. Why is this so hard for you to comprehend?"


"19.Not Mentioning Your Career in Any Capacity

I’m likely going to get a lot of flack for this one—but eff it. You either aren’t ambitious, don’t have a career worth mentioning, don’t have any passions, or have attempted to go through life on what you deem are “good looks”— none of these situations makes you of interest to me."

"22.Not Listing Your Height

Its means you are shorter than me (I am 6ft). Pass."

"2 Car Selfie

Again - this is weird. And if it's cause you are subtly trying to show off a nice car you drive - It just makes you look like a douche. The jig is up, and trying to show off your car is not attractive anyways, please stop.


It's not letting me post the link, but google "An Educated Girl's Guide to Tinder" if you want to see the rest of her requirements/disqualifications
post 1539545091 01-04-2018, 07:01 PM
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no wonder she is single
post 1539545171 01-04-2018, 07:02 PM
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I came in to dispute whoever wrote this ****, but I suppose I agree. Except the height thing, lol I tend to like shorter guys

edit- I only agree with the list that op posted, I don’t venture out of the misc for further research
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post 1539545301 01-04-2018, 07:04 PM
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brb hey gal pals check this douche out on tinder lolol
brb omfg he's too short
brb omg he actually posted a car selfie. such a douche!
brb doesn't even tell me how much money he makes/what career he has






brb dating in your 30s is sooooo hard </3
post 1539545511 01-04-2018, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
I came in to dispute whoever wrote this ****, but I suppose I agree. Except the height thing, lol I tend to like shorter guys
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post 1539545531 01-04-2018, 07:06 PM
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post 1539545561 01-04-2018, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Train_Harder⏩
"22.Not Listing Your Height

Its means you are shorter than me (I am 6ft). Pass."
post 1539545581 01-04-2018, 07:06 PM
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I disagree with 80% of what she says lmao
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post 1539545631 01-04-2018, 07:06 PM
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The below should be directed at females
Professional Photos

If you are over the age of 25 and have to have a second job to support your “modeling” career or if your “modeling” career requires you to take benefits from the government, your parents, or friends—you aren’t a model... and paying someone to take pictures of you so you can post them on your social channels also does not make you a model. The key thing about being a “model” is that someone PAYS YOU to take your picture. Why is this so hard for you to comprehend?"
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post 1539545711 01-04-2018, 07:07 PM
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You didn't post the article. A source would've been nice..

But as far as your post goes.. there are atleast 22 criteria's and you only posted 5, which don't really sound that terrible to me.

No WK, but women have standards too you know.
post 1539545821 01-04-2018, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By FemaleWarriorxo⏩
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I disagree with 80% of what she says lmao
Holee fuk just LMAO. Even her own giant nose is trying to get away from the rest of her busted ass face.
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post 1539545891 01-04-2018, 07:10 PM
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Just lol @ dating white women.
post 1539546031 01-04-2018, 07:11 PM
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Another pic

post 1539546271 01-04-2018, 07:13 PM
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- Educated Girl

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Pick one

Edit: Just saw the pics. Damn how she even gets matches? Ty for the article now I know what to do to keep those ugly hags away!
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post 1539546291 01-04-2018, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted By zarathu5tra⏩
You didn't post the article. A source would've been nice..

But as far as your post goes.. there are atleast 22 criteria's and you only posted 5, which don't really sound that terrible to me.

No WK, but women have standards too you know.
Everyone is allowed to have standards, but why get pissed off at a guy who takes a picture with a tiger? Just weird lol

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post 1539546311 01-04-2018, 07:13 PM
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post 1539546331 01-04-2018, 07:13 PM
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meanwhile what girls are actually like on tinder
post 1539546491 01-04-2018, 07:14 PM
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i have mostly selfies. I'm only aiming to smash young prime thin hole anyways
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Originally Posted By zarathu5tra⏩
You didn't post the article. A source would've been nice..

But as far as your post goes.. there are atleast 22 criteria's and you only posted 5, which don't really sound that terrible to me.

No WK, but women have standards too you know.
The equivalent for a guy would be

You're disqualified if:
-You don't list your weight. That means you're fat
- You have filters that means you're ugly
-Group photos...youre probably the ugly one
- No career mentioned. You're probably a gold digger


Stop being a wk ******* please.
post 1539546911 01-04-2018, 07:18 PM
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Liberal arts participation trophy giving guys advice?
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post 1539546931 01-04-2018, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By hatefakeintjs⏩
meanwhile what girls are actually like on tinder
Das it mane! Too many reps today smash a hoe for me!
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post 1539546981 01-04-2018, 07:19 PM
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What she says has no weight at all considering shes a old glowless hag that will mostly like die alone
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post 1539547211 01-04-2018, 07:21 PM
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I’m not doing OPs work by copying and pasting the rest of it over here. Shame on you OP. But I did read it all. I agree with some, but disagree with some. When you take all of her points and put them together, she doesn’t leave much leeway for a guy to be who he is. There’s basically a formula that he would need to meet...that wouldn’t necessarily appeal to a lot of other women.

Here’s a simple example. NO shirt off picks. Not a single one, or you are a douche. But...wouldn’t another girl wonder why you refuse to take your shirt off in ANY of the pics? Why you fishing off the gulf coast in a turtleneck brah, just saying. LOL

And mentioning your career in your profile seems like a douche move, and completely contradicts one of her other points of not taking selfies with your car. Showing off the type of car you drive is a douche move, but immediately mentioning what you do for a living is mandatory information? Hmmm.
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This is the author's instagram:




With the right amount of makeup I can believe she's in her 30's. In some pics she looks 45+ tho. This girl must get rejected regularly if she actually feels the way she's written in the article. She has such disdain for basically any kind of confidence displayed by the man in his profile and repeatedly mentions "how good you think you look". We all know if she didn't think the guy looked good, she would have already swiped away and wouldn't even have time to figure out why she doesn't like him.
post 1539548501 01-04-2018, 07:32 PM
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cool ill just frick another girls whose hotter
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She's actually not that bad looking for a glowless 6ft tall retard
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She's 6 ft and over 30, she really shouldn't be this choosy.
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Yet she wonders why she is single in her 30s. Some people need to step back and really assess their own life. To be fair there are guys like this too. Keep shooting for the stars, delusional fukkers.
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lmao, American women not even once.
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Originally Posted By zarathu5tra⏩
You didn't post the article. A source would've been nice..

But as far as your post goes.. there are atleast 22 criteria's and you only posted 5, which don't really sound that terrible to me.

No WK, but women have standards too you know.
Came to post this.

Misc: all women are sloots

Also misc: lol can you believe this woman has standards for dating?

This might surprise misc, but going to the gym and estatting about cryptos all day isn't a golden ticket to a woman's cooter. Both genders can have as many standards as they like
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