Pretty much this. I always meet these women's tough criteria but still get left-swiped. The real thing they don't mention is they only want a guy with super-model facial aesthetics and I've read the articles where they still left-swipe and go cold on those guys.

There was a famous Singaporean Gold Medal Olympian on Tinder and he was in the news because of few Tinder matches and the matches he had would go cold on him.

Pretty worthless app but addicting for me.

Almost certain it's the same from the female perspective, when out of curious I signed up as a woman to see why I was getting left-swiped for and for whom.

Almost no one on Tinder seems to have an education or any evidence of an office career (no professional attire in the photos).

If I recall, only 15% of America is actually middle-upper class. Upper class is 1% and under. And class is often age-bias (50 year old is more likely to be part of that 15%). So statistically almost everyone on Tinder is going to be a loser except for some male and female unicorns.

the "your nose is too crooked" meme applies perfectly in her case

Exactly what I expected. Type of bish that sits in trendy Greenwich Village coffee shops holding a coffee mug with two hands while she bitches to her "BFF" about how there are no more good guys. Past her prime, picky and stuck up...

That's her better photos.


Look at her Instagram and she has the most flat cardboard face I've ever seen. Not one of the better looking women on Tinder.

"Educated" girl
Can't spell check

Pick 1

Meanwhile I'm literally picking and choosing 30 year old desperate women from tinder not being able to actually hear what they are saying over the sound of their overlies shriveling up.

Meh

If I was a broke guy with nothing going then I would go in balls deep, no condom, on those Tinder 30s. Instead, I actually stand to lose a lot from an unwanted child and most of those over 30s on Tinder are usually bad jobs / bad looks / bad everything.

I only want 18-25. Even 28 is too old and too dangerous to screw around with.

Australia seems very different.
Most women I've met are well educated and have decent careers.

There are a bunch of 'beauty therapists' and hairdresses though.

Don't listen to advice from women about Tinder.

meh, everyone has their rules. mine?

1. no horses in your pics
2. at least 1 pic smiling (so i know your teeth aren't garbage)
3. no fatties

not enough to write a dumbass article on the HuffPost lmao

She's 35. Looked through some of her pics and she mentions this. Yikes.

And why isn't it fair to discuss her height? Women lol at men under 6'0 all the time. Once men talk about it, it's rude? And taller women will still have men willing to bang. Tougher being a shorter guy.

Feel kinda bad for girls that tall. Even most tall guys won't want a girl that height, and then the girls are going to demand 6ft 5+, which is what, 1-2% of the entire population? And then they have to hope that small % makes it through the rest of their filters?

..6 ft 5 is not 1% of the male population. 6 ft 5 is like 99.8 percentile..


Have to realize most MISCers and guys on the streets are massively frauding. I've had guys shorter than me pretending to be taller than me when they were giving out their height number to women.

Thank you for confirming my theory that women should run like the wind from guys who only post selfies.

Blegh.

The best bit about this all is she has all these qualifiers yet she doesnt even show up in my swipes because I have already disqualified her by age.

****ing L O L, 18-25 only crew.

Read her article, looked at her pics. then I blew my load... in a twink. I’m now officially gay. Thanks you dumb bitch, whoever you are.

The misc is great for confirming all those things my older brothers told me about men and dating and Tinder.

Thank God I listened. 2 years older than me, max.

@Notyetcool is her insta handle if misc army wants to take a gander.

Reminds me of this woman at my job. She's in her 60's, never married, and she's 6'2 and blonde. My coworker always jokes around (not to her, she doesn't work in our office) about how she never married and was picky about who she slept with and look where it got her. Can see the same thing happening to this broad.

I would say it’s pretty much the same.. a lot of men don’t want to Be with someone my height.. can be based on attraction or just being uncomfortable by not being taller than the woman they’re with.. I spent most of my teenage years crying myself to sleep because I wanted to be shorter. Lol anyways that is a serious post.. I don’t do those normally but eh

I met the old woman right before Tinder took off (a bit over 4 years ago), so I never got to use it sadly. The idea back then of listing your career was ludicrous though.

Do people seriously list their jobs on a hookup app? Wtf?

The fuk is a car selfie?

Enlighten me, what did you older brothers tell you

Depends on the country I think.
Legit most of the female profiles in my area say no sexual stuff and many put looking for a husband.

That's compared to Family Guy where the character goes on Tinder and then smashes 1,000 women. Might be a hyperbole but I'm guessing in America (and Australia?) it's a hookup app.

According to Jill’s Tinder profile, she is tall. Very tall. Has been to around 90 countries. Thinks she is super witty. Has a passion for her profession which, as hard as it may be to believe, does not involve giving relationship advice or commentary. She is a sports-loving nerd trapped in an athlete’s body. She is a sucker for really good wine, a well-done haiku, a perfectly crafted dirty martini with blue cheese stuffed olives, live sporting events, a great hike, and people who can appreciate the genius of Georgia O’Keefe, Shelia Hicks, Moooi, and Charles Eames.

Jill hopes to one day be able to karaoke a Busta Rhymes song, get asked out on a first date by a guy in-person or even on the phone (as opposed to text), and learn more about Soviet area symphonies. She has a real personal (and professional) passion for saving our planet from climate change. She doesn’t have kids yet, but hopes she leaves them a world where they too can see and experience the natural beauty of the world that she has seen on her journeys.

You can follow Jill on Instagram at @notyetcool or email her atJillBrandt@me.com

According to Jill’s Tinder profile, she is tall. Very tall. Has been to around 90 countries. Thinks she is super witty. Has a passion for her profession which, as hard as it may be to believe, does not involve giving relationship advice or commentary. She is a sports-loving nerd trapped in an athlete’s body. She is a sucker for really good wine, a well-done haiku, a perfectly crafted dirty martini with blue cheese stuffed olives, live sporting events, a great hike, and people who can appreciate the genius of Georgia O’Keefe, Shelia Hicks, Moooi, and Charles Eames.

Jill hopes to one day be able to karaoke a Busta Rhymes song, get asked out on a first date by a guy in-person or even on the phone (as opposed to text), and learn more about Soviet area symphonies. She has a real personal (and professional) passion for saving our planet from climate change. She doesn’t have kids yet, but hopes she leaves them a world where they too can see and experience the natural beauty of the world that she has seen on her journeys.

You can follow Jill on Instagram at @notyetcool or email her atJillBrandt@me.com

These women exist by the hundreds of thousands if not millions. And why do white women age so terribly. Can't believe she is only 4 years older than me, wtf.

1) Get married by 28

2) Do not date men more than five years older than you, they just want to screw and are hoping you will be too dumb to figure this out. They will also likely have issues with women (ie, women over 25 should be shot in the head, meanwhile they will still be trying to screw coeds at 50. They also told me most of these guys are delusional and will be unsuccessful though. Supply and demand: lots of older guys want young girls but the vast majority of young girls do not, unless they are gold diggers. Avoid trophy seeker because they will always end up wanting a new trophy.

3) Be totally committed and I can stay at home if I want, but have a degree so I can take care of myself if I need to

4) Pretty is temporary, dumb is forever and is a huge liability, so be smart if I want a quality man

5) Family, country, honor

why tf did you post that twice?

you forgot loyalty
that's a huge part of it honestly...if a girl is a sloot, then she will never be taken seriously for a relationship, but honestly, tinder isn't for relationships...tinder is for casual sex, and the type of people on tinder are exactly the kinds of people that smart women and men would NOT enter into a serious relationship with (I know there are exceptions and stories of people meeting on Tinder, but let's be honest, what do you think each person was doing on there before they met each other? yeah...)

If a person is the type that is okay with simply using another person as a hole or a dildo to masturbate with, then they are probably not the type to really value a serious relationship. Maybe they fall in love after, and it all works out, but that is a really twisted way of living imo.

Regarding #2, I somewhat agree, but as always, there may be exceptions. A really immature guy or a really mature girl could probably match well. The 5 year difference also matters much less as you get older. So, a 45 year old man could totally have a good relationship with a 38 year old woman, but an 18 year old woman is either using or being used by a 24 year old man.

Not bad but #2 is retarded.

Older male younger female is the best dynamic for relationships in the entirety of human history.

I was on Tinder for 2 months. Once I realized what every guy wanted, I deleted it.

My roomie met her now fiance on there so I was hopeful but it is not for me. Brb, dick pics burned into my mind forever...groce.