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Thread: Ask someone who just got out of 2 years in Australian prison anything

post 1539571431 01-05-2018, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Timmyyy⏩
this
Originally Posted By Serenadium⏩
lmfao at not knowing how to properly phoenix.
Nah no phoenix
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post 1539574811 01-05-2018, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted By wildturkey⏩
Nah no phoenix
fake invoices/refunds then?
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post 1539575061 01-05-2018, 02:33 AM
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Did you get to keep the money you 'acquired' or did they make you pay it back? Did they add a penalty?
How much were the lawyers?
post 1539575251 01-05-2018, 02:40 AM
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how much of that fraud money did you stash and still have waiting for you?
post 1539575691 01-05-2018, 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Timmyyy⏩
fake invoices/refunds then?
Pretty much
Originally Posted By MongoloidMike⏩
Did you get to keep the money you 'acquired' or did they make you pay it back? Did they add a penalty?
How much were the lawyers?
No, yes but I won’t have to pay it, I spent about $10k plus Legal Aid covered about another $10k
Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
how much of that fraud money did you stash and still have waiting for you?
A little
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post 1539576021 01-05-2018, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted By wildturkey⏩
A little
Was it worth it? Do you have any regrets?
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Fook $10k is alright for lawyers, I've heard of $20k just for minimal assault type cases.

So you set up companies and lodged fake BAS' or some chit? How many did you lodge before they caught up with you?

Career wise where to now?
post 1539576121 01-05-2018, 03:25 AM
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Did you befriend a magical Lil mouse?

Did you get a tattoo?

Did you escape through a sewage pipe?

Did you get your head shoved up another guy's ass by a superhero?

Did you endear yourself to the warden then lock yourself in his office and play music over the intercom?

Did you endear yourself to the warden by helping him out with building a model using your structurql engineering skills only to tie him up and take his keys to use for an escape?

Did you make wine in your toilet?

Did you beat the guards in a game of football (American)?

Did you eat a cockmeat sandwich?
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post 1539576281 01-05-2018, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted By wildturkey⏩
Had been doing it for ages and just got reckless and didn't cover my tracks well enough
More details please
post 1539577121 01-05-2018, 03:55 AM
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what was the thing that made you commit tax evasion and what not?
didnt you think of the consequences?
how did you feel when you got caught?
how did you feel when you were sentenced? how was it when you took your first step inside the prison?
and how did it feel when you took your first step outside?
Cherish your life. Live to tell your story
post 1539577931 01-05-2018, 04:24 AM
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meet any murderers or otherwise seriously fukked up people?
post 1539578501 01-05-2018, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted By olympianspirit⏩
Is rape in prison rampant in Aussie as in US?

What crime did you commit?
of course you'd want to know this sort of thing you dumb canadian *******. go suck trudeas cawk
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post 1539585351 01-05-2018, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Lpenny⏩
Did you befriend a magical Lil mouse?

Did you get a tattoo?

Did you escape through a sewage pipe?

Did you get your head shoved up another guy's ass by a superhero?

Did you endear yourself to the warden then lock yourself in his office and play music over the intercom?

Did you endear yourself to the warden by helping him out with building a model using your structurql engineering skills only to tie him up and take his keys to use for an escape?

Did you make wine in your toilet?

Did you beat the guards in a game of football (American)?

Did you eat a cockmeat sandwich?
Did you race a heavily armored car with additional built on mini gun for your freedom?
What we do in life echoes in eternity
post 1539587871 01-05-2018, 07:45 AM
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Did the warden make you fight other inmates and the winner gets a way out?
post 1539645901 01-05-2018, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By hbhorat⏩
Was it worth it? Do you have any regrets?
I regret committing crimes and going to jail, but to be honest, going to jail was the best thing for me
Originally Posted By MongoloidMike⏩
Fook $10k is alright for lawyers, I've heard of $20k just for minimal assault type cases.

So you set up companies and lodged fake BAS' or some chit? How many did you lodge before they caught up with you?

Career wise where to now?
Yeah mine was complicated because it was a hectic sentencing, I had 4 indictments, 2 state and 2 federal, but I plead guilty at the earliest opportunity for all of them.

Yes. A LOT.

Getting back in to fitness - I completed a Sport Science/Biomechanics degree about 13 years ago, so getting back to my roots. Right now I'm just relaxing and going to do some freelance work for a few weeks.
Originally Posted By Lpenny⏩
Did you befriend a magical Lil mouse?

Did you get a tattoo?

Did you escape through a sewage pipe?

Did you get your head shoved up another guy's ass by a superhero?

Did you endear yourself to the warden then lock yourself in his office and play music over the intercom?

Did you endear yourself to the warden by helping him out with building a model using your structurql engineering skills only to tie him up and take his keys to use for an escape?

Did you make wine in your toilet?

Did you beat the guards in a game of football (American)?

Did you eat a cockmeat sandwich?
LOL
Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
what was the thing that made you commit tax evasion and what not?
didnt you think of the consequences?
how did you feel when you got caught?
how did you feel when you were sentenced? how was it when you took your first step inside the prison?
and how did it feel when you took your first step outside?
It's a hard thing to pinpoint - greed mostly, because I already had money, assets etc, so probably just a rush, greed and sticking it to the man.
No - that's why they made me do a Cognitive Skills program!
It was all a bit of a blur
I had already been in jail for 9 months before sentencing so I was both relieved that I knew how long I had to go and could make plans for the rest of my jail time, but I was dirty because the judge slapped me pretty hard for what I had been caught for. The state and crown prosecutors went for me pretty hard.
Sooo relieved - although I had been doing home leaves for a few months and also doing work outside of the prison fence, those first steps of freedom are still amazing.
Originally Posted By envisu⏩
meet any murderers or otherwise seriously fukked up people?
Heaps of murderers and violent criminals, a few really disturbed people too
Originally Posted By reznov1⏩
of course you'd want to know this sort of thing you dumb canadian *******. go suck trudeas cawk
lel
Originally Posted By SilEightySX⏩
Did you race a heavily armored car with additional built on mini gun for your freedom?
haha
Originally Posted By NukYavlen⏩
Did the warden make you fight other inmates and the winner gets a way out?
hahah aware
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post 1539646481 01-05-2018, 05:08 PM
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is it really summer over there right now? isn’t it weird having Christmas/New Years in summer?
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Get in any fights, or see any good ones?

Is it true in maximum security prison they don't have free weights? Read somewhere that people assume think they do, but real prisons actually don't have massive weapons that you could kill someone with just laying around.
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post 1539647061 01-05-2018, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By wildturkey⏩
Air tight.
Must've been a giant cawk rammed in there to make such a huge butthole air tight. Well done m8, and by m8 I mean prison pussy ****boi who would never ever be my m8, m8.
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post 1539654081 01-05-2018, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
is it really summer over there right now? isn’t it weird having Christmas/New Years in summer?
Haha it’s what I grew up with, but I lived in London for a few years and I have to say, having a white Christmas was pretty magical after only seeing it on tv
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post 1539654261 01-05-2018, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pilot8⏩
Get in any fights, or see any good ones?

Is it true in maximum security prison they don't have free weights? Read somewhere that people assume think they do, but real prisons actually don't have massive weapons that you could kill someone with just laying around.
That’s right, in max even the bin bags have holes in the bottom so ****s can’t get suffocated in them or suffocate themselves. The only exercise equip in the units in max are pullup/pushup/dip bars. In minimums you’ve got a full gym with squat racks etc though
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post 1539654451 01-05-2018, 06:44 PM
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Oh and I wasn’t in any fights but saw some hectic fights and knockouts with blokes fully sleeping and snoring then coming to and having no idea what happened. Saw a bad stabbing on Easter Sunday 4 months after I was locked up and the unit was in full lockdown for about 22 hours
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post 1539654481 01-05-2018, 06:44 PM
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are you able to read or get information on the out side world? such as newspapers or any kind of media to keep you informed on the out side world?
post 1539654571 01-05-2018, 06:46 PM
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And a guy outed his celly as a rapist and pinned his charge sheet to the day room fridge, within about 20 minutes the dog had his jaw snapped into a million pieces and was off to the infirmary and then the boneyard with the rest of the pieces of ****
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post 1539654691 01-05-2018, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By kevinrj123⏩
are you able to read or get information on the out side world? such as newspapers or any kind of media to keep you informed on the out side world?
Yep made a lot of phone calls, got letters, can buy magazines, newspapers, dvds etc. and tv of course
Dreamer bulk progress: 75.1kg/165lbs 21st Jan 2018 > 94.7kg/208.8lbs 14th September 2018

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Did you make pruno? If you don't say how ..mi know your fraud

Don't Google it...I have back up questions to see if true or not
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Originally Posted By wildturkey⏩
I know quite a few lifers there, but it's a big jail and I can't think of one off the top of my head with those initials -DM me the name?
sorry late reply, PM'd you name and build, looks

In the outside he was always just known by his initialis, like people that call Juan Paul JP, he is known as A.S.
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What's the food like?
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What’s the Australian version of Jamal and Tyrone?

Did you meet them?

Is dey yo boyfriends now?
Once upon a time:

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How much did you make in total? How much did you get caught for/still have?

Are we talking tens of thousands or hundreds? A million?

Any chance you can still get caught for your 'succesful/hidden' stash?
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Originally Posted By PowersKenny⏩
Did you make pruno? If you don't say how ..mi know your fraud

Don't Google it...I have back up questions to see if true or not
in Australia/WA it’s just called ‘making a brew’, never made any myself but tried a few and they were all awful. The most common ones were made with fruit boxes as they were easily concealed but a few were made with plums and/or apples but the common denominator was they all tasted like ****. The yeast was generally smuggled from the bakery by bakery workers but there was a yarn getting around that you could use Vegemite but I never saw it actually work
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