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This sex doll stuff is getting ridiculous bruh
01-16-2018, 05:29 AM
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01-16-2018, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Dude. If you're dating guys that need pills to get it up well...Fuk, I already have a dildo that gives me great orgasms, who needs a guy who's head is falsely inflated, doesn't know how to treat a real woman and needs pills to get it up?!

01-16-2018, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted By nogainnogain⏩
lmao at phucking your scarecrowAs anyone who starts a new hobby knows, you start off on the cheaper end of the spectrum when buying new gear. No point in investing in a 10k mountain bike if it turns out you don't like being muddy. The problem with this particular hobby, is that once you've ****ed your scarecrow a few times, you start seeing past its flaws and develop feelings for it. What if Toy Story is real and your sex doll is alive but can't show you? What if she's falling in love with you too? You can't throw her away you'll break her heart. So you stick with her because she may not be as pretty as some of the other inflatable vaginas but you love her and she loves you.
*MFC*
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01-16-2018, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted By J_A24⏩
I think that's called a blumpkin. Source: Harold and KumarThat's not even an issue, in a few years they will cook for you an suck your dick while you poop
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01-16-2018, 06:00 AM
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01-16-2018, 06:04 AM
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Lmao, spot the tradie
I got this
01-16-2018, 06:10 AM
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01-16-2018, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
yep chestbrah is with the bloatmaxxing this yearIs that chestbrah?
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01-16-2018, 06:20 AM
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01-16-2018, 06:43 AM
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lmaoo


culturally enriching the misc since 2015
01-16-2018, 06:44 AM
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[QUOTE=****liGirl post_id=1540795501]lmaoo
[img]https://scontent-lht6-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/d906a9454697f1475507dd7ac96b8472/5AFDEC5D/t51.2885-15/e35/26071929_163029627755625_7419018102135848960_n.jpg[/ig][/QUOTE]I still luv u bb
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[img]https://scontent-lht6-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/d906a9454697f1475507dd7ac96b8472/5AFDEC5D/t51.2885-15/e35/26071929_163029627755625_7419018102135848960_n.jpg[/ig][/QUOTE]I still luv u bb
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01-16-2018, 06:53 AM
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When a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert!
Im not gay but $20 is $20 (no homo)
01-16-2018, 07:02 AM
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Can't see myself getting a doll. Would rather work things out with a human female. Life really isn't meant to be perfect and most people would likely get bored of having the perfect specimen. What's the point of living when you depend on androids for social interaction?
If it means less creepy dudes, then more power.
If it means less creepy dudes, then more power.
01-16-2018, 07:09 AM
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This thread turned out really strange. I made the thread and was expecting everyone to laugh at the people making/buying/fukking this thing, but wow... what a 180 this turned out to be.
I mean, are you guys emailing the distributor asking for a group buy discount?
"Hey I have 25 guys in to buy this, can we all get a discount code for the business we're giving you?"
I mean, are you guys emailing the distributor asking for a group buy discount?
"Hey I have 25 guys in to buy this, can we all get a discount code for the business we're giving you?"
01-16-2018, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
u must be new around hereThis thread turned out really strange. I made the thread and was expecting everyone to laugh at the people making/buying/fukking this thing, but wow... what a 180 this turned out to be.
I mean, are you guys emailing the distributor asking for a group buy discount?
"Hey I have 25 guys in to buy this, can we all get a discount code for the business we're giving you?"
I mean, are you guys emailing the distributor asking for a group buy discount?
"Hey I have 25 guys in to buy this, can we all get a discount code for the business we're giving you?"
srs question tho can they customize the size of the openings?
asking for a friend
01-16-2018, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
Tired of the gf saying "cant we just do the tip this time"?u must be new around here
srs question tho can they customize the size of the openings?
asking for a friend
srs question tho can they customize the size of the openings?
asking for a friend
Edit: I am asking for a friend.....
01-16-2018, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By JPF82⏩
friend says yes plus he can never experience deepthroat with a real girl :/Tired of the gf saying "cant we just do the tip this time"?
Edit: I am asking for a friend.....
Edit: I am asking for a friend.....
01-16-2018, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted By SerbianSickKant⏩
.....damn, dont think id ever go and buy one but if i got one as a gift u can bet id sodomize that thing

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01-16-2018, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted By nogainnogain⏩
fking lost it, 10/10As anyone who starts a new hobby knows, you start off on the cheaper end of the spectrum when buying new gear. No point in investing in a 10k mountain bike if it turns out you don't like being muddy. The problem with this particular hobby, is that once you've ****ed your scarecrow a few times, you start seeing past its flaws and develop feelings for it. What if Toy Story is real and your sex doll is alive but can't show you? What if she's falling in love with you too? You can't throw her away you'll break her heart. So you stick with her because she may not be as pretty as some of the other inflatable vaginas but you love her and she loves you.
01-16-2018, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
First thing that came to my mind:
spend millions developing a lifelike doll.
Put a dirty pair of trainers on it.
01-16-2018, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
My friend said maybe you should try a man sometimehe can never experience deepthroat with a real girl :/

Edit: I said n-no homo doe
2nd Edit: I-I mean friend said n-no homo
01-16-2018, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
Hide it?? For the kind of money I assume this wonder of modern engineering costs, I'd have it proudly displayed in my formal living room.How do you hide it?
01-16-2018, 08:12 AM
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This is the only true hope for men to re-gain leverage and restore the balance of power against the female deathstar. Can you imagine a world where a fat 3/10 sloot doesn't instantly get 3000 matches? Godspeed, robot scientists.
01-16-2018, 08:13 AM
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[QUOTE=jstn0127 post_id=1540802061][img]https://i.imgur.com/b51BoJU.jpg[/ig]
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They even come with the ass injection scars like in real life!!! chit son, chit.....
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They even come with the ass injection scars like in real life!!! chit son, chit.....
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