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Thread: what you getting your sloots on valentine brahs

post 1541594221 01-23-2018, 01:30 PM
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Nothing , its a bull$hit holiday and even my wife agrees.
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post 1541594411 01-23-2018, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By AgRyan⏩
Last year I got broken up with on Valentines Day. This year, I'm going to try and set a new personal record by banging 3 girls in a single day.
Damn, What a sloot, Aim for 3.5 girl's in a single day.
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post 1541594651 01-23-2018, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By FriendOfFrank⏩
Men don't care. The greatest valentines gift I could ever receive would be to be told not to get her anything and she actually mean it.
Confirmed.





Also, if you get her a card, avoid ones that actually use the word 'sloot'. Look for the little headings over the cards in the rack.

* For my Sloot on Valentines
* From Sloot to Him
* From Him to Sloots (mormons and Chads)
* To Sloot from your Uncle
* For my Wife / Girlfriend on Valentine's day <------- This is the category you should probably pick
* Momsloot, from Children
* For my loving Grandsloot
* Blank <---- Best choice if you got game. Can also be used on other occasions if you forget to actually give it
* For MeTooSloot from Co-Worker
* To all the ForumSloots I've loved before (Get them before JaymzJ buys them all)
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post 1541595011 01-23-2018, 01:39 PM
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Asked her for a platinum account. If she doesn't pull through, I'm dumping her on the side of the road.
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post 1541595091 01-23-2018, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By KurtMussell⏩
Asked her for a platinum account. If she doesn't pull through, I'm dumping her on the side of the road.
Huge if true.
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post 1541595161 01-23-2018, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By FriendOfFrank⏩
Men don't care. The greatest valentines gift I could ever receive would be to be told not to get her anything and she actually mean it.
this ^^ with s3x0rs , a comedy series like reba while eating something yummy, but yeah who we kidding, chicks these days are materialistic as fukc
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post 1541595271 01-23-2018, 01:42 PM
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valentines is so chit in the west
There is only one Hell: the one we live in now.
post 1541597131 01-23-2018, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
tfwnbf

Dreading Vday like every year.
Must be different than for single dudes. No paying for gifts or dinners, I'll take it as a W.
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post 1541597931 01-23-2018, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By miscHelix⏩
bouquet of chicken nuggets on sticks. Or a chocolate heart shaped box where its chicken nuggets instead of cocolate.
repped. that's one lucky lady. goodjob boyo.
post 1541598041 01-23-2018, 02:03 PM
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As with every year Ive know my woman, Im not getting/doing jack chit for V-day.

Its a retarded holiday.
post 1541598211 01-23-2018, 02:05 PM
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I'm fixing my gf's laptop srs. Got a few replacement parts last week
post 1541598281 01-23-2018, 02:05 PM
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GF wanted to go inexpensive this year since we're getting ready to get our first place together after tax season. I got her a Kendra Scott bracelet which was like $70 and I'm going to take her to the Zoo and to dinner. Idk what she's getting me if anything but if she does I've told her I need a new wallet because mine is old af.
post 1541598451 01-23-2018, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By SwiftRick⏩
Valentines day is about loveLove for the females
kennyreid95's cousin??

probably a rose with a $10 gift card to mcdonalds tied to the stem
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post 1541598611 01-23-2018, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Andresthetic1⏩
You get your ass destroyed by her side guy.
Then I will buy him something instead.
post 1541598671 01-23-2018, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
Then I will buy him something instead.
Hehe ty men, What are you getting me bbe?
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post 1541598731 01-23-2018, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By FriendOfFrank⏩
Men don't care. The greatest valentines gift I could ever receive would be to be told not to get her anything and she actually mean it.
This
post 1541598931 01-23-2018, 02:12 PM
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A day off beating her down
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post 1541599031 01-23-2018, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By meenman83⏩
I am getting my daughter Tiffanys, need to set the bar high so she isn't a sloot.
Could turn out to be a gold digging sloot instead. They refer to themselves as escorts.
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post 1541599101 01-23-2018, 02:13 PM
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sent my ex an edible arrangements last year (we had broken up for ~1 month over stupid sh*t) and got back together as a result...we broke up again in August and I won't make the same mistake twice.
post 1541599141 01-23-2018, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By backinbusiness⏩
A day off beating her down
Looks at avi. Story checks out
post 1541599291 01-23-2018, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted By backinbusiness⏩
A day off beating her down
5'10, 160 lbs.

Better bring the rest of the T-ball team.
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post 1541599301 01-23-2018, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
sent my ex an edible arrangements last year (we had broken up for ~1 month over stupid sh*t) and got back together as a result...we broke up again in August and I won't make the same mistake twice.
Imagine how many dick's she was destroyed by during the 1 month break up, Ayyy Lmao.
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post 1541599441 01-23-2018, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Andresthetic1⏩
Imagine how many dick's she was destroyed by during the 1 month break up, Ayyy Lmao.


lol
post 1541599591 01-23-2018, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By brooks1865⏩
GF wanted to go inexpensive this year since we're getting ready to get our first place together after tax season.I got her a Kendra Scott bracelet which was like $70and I'm going to take her to the Zoo and to dinner. Idk what she's getting me if anything but if she does I've told her I need a new wallet because mine is old af.
Huh, I thought they closed all the K-Marts.
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post 1541599681 01-23-2018, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By niospecv⏩
Could turn out to be a gold digging sloot instead. They refer to themselves as escorts.
Don't push the fears of your daughter onto mine bro!
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post 1541600551 01-23-2018, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By VoxExMachina⏩
5'10, 160 lbs.

Better bring the rest of the T-ball team.
you in a good mood today, see you posting cynical stuff on a couple of threads. why the good mood?
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post 1541600851 01-23-2018, 02:32 PM
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Holy chit but someone in my CP is rattled

If you want valentines from your mom you go for it little man
post 1541601221 01-23-2018, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Holy chit but someone in my CP is rattled

If you want valentines from your mom you go for it little man
post cp now
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post 1541601791 01-23-2018, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
post cp now
“Wrong. Every year my mom sends me mountains of chocolate and starbucks gift cards for valentines day and it's ****ing expected because I never have a real valentine. **** off. For real. Jesus christ stop spreading that self righteous bull****”
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