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post 1542698471 02-03-2018, 10:23 AM
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LMAO

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post 1542700301 02-03-2018, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By 8MoreReps
Went to get my haircut today and showed up early morning to hopefully beat the rush. I walk in and some dude is getting cut, and I look at the waiting area and see an asian family of 4 waiting to be done. Loard knows I don't deserve this.
Do they specialize in bowl haircuts?
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post 1542700831 02-03-2018, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge
Do they specialize in bowl haircuts?
No. The barber is an asian women who cuts hair just as good as the dude barbershops but only charges 15 buck. The family basically all got the same haircut, an asian fade.
post 1542701171 02-03-2018, 10:58 AM
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Doing my taxes right now and I want to blow my fukn brains out fuk this chit
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post 1542702331 02-03-2018, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By RoxyFoxy22
I liked this a little too much.
post 1542842691 02-04-2018, 07:52 PM
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Just found out ratepayers money is going towards promoting a massive anal fisting party. Ded fking srs. What the hell
post 1542892621 02-05-2018, 10:16 AM
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Saturday night I went to have a few drinks and watch Rockets vs Cavs game (fkn lol at the end result) game and went to my cousins 21st bday after. Got to my cousins part at around 12:15. Almost all of the alcohol was gone because all the drunk ass girls downed all of it. I was only able to have one drink. To make matters worse my cousins friend (who is a girl) was drunk and ran into me I spilled almost all of my fuking drink. The bitch just fukin looked at me like I did something wrong. Are you fuking srs? You are the one who fuking ran into me with your drunk ass. I do have to say, the thing that did improve my night a little bit is watching those drunk ass girls crying and acting a fool. It did put a smile on my face
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post 1542893341 02-05-2018, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend
Just found out ratepayers money is going towards promoting a massive anal fisting party. Ded fking srs. What the hell
Go on....





I'm hungover as hell but last night was fun. Didn't eat poop so that's a plus.
Train hard, train smart, have fun!

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post 1542893411 02-05-2018, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86
Go on....





I'm hungover as hell but last night was fun. Didn't eat poop so that's a plus.
Glad to see you survived........
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post 1542893611 02-05-2018, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333
Glad to see you survived........
It was a trip. I didn't go down to Broad Street but went to the Frankford/Cottman block party to watch idiots try to fight light poles.

Got to play my favorite game of "Gunshots or fireworks?" and my neighbor asked before the game if it was cool if she fired off a few rounds at every TD.

No Svetlana, it isn't cool.

10/10 night though, looking forward to the parade
Train hard, train smart, have fun!

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post 1542893811 02-05-2018, 10:32 AM
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Tried to hang my new chandelier the other day, can't figure out how to phukking unlock and re lock the damn chain links that you need a god damn vise and pliers to bend. Also, need two people to hang because you need to cut the wire to length before you wire it into the ceiling, and someone has to hold it while you do it. and my dining light is on the same circuit as my kitchen light. and I live in the phukking north where it gets dark at 5pm.

So basically I need to now hire an electrician for 150 bucks to hire a phukking chandelier just because i can't find someone else to help me and can't bend the chain links. until then, my dining room and kitchen are dark.


Also, lately when ive been going to the gym all the hnngggg girls in tight yoga pants end up finishing their works out right when I start, leaving the gym, only to be replaced by middle aged men trying to lift weights and hogging the space and homos staring at me and wanting to rape my angus.
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post 1542901811 02-05-2018, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86
Go on....



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It's for men only so don't book your ticket yet
post 1542902921 02-05-2018, 12:14 PM
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I have an essay and test tommorow and two huge exams on Wednesday. Fml
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post 1542903201 02-05-2018, 12:18 PM
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Got a new office job, which is cool because it’s less physically taxing and next to no responsibility compared to where I was. But holy fuk is it boring. My supervisor and other male coworker leave from 10-2 on MWF, so I’m stuck with two females who just talk about nonsense all day. Actually ready for school to start so I can occupy my time with something beneficial.
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post 1542903391 02-05-2018, 12:20 PM
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If I get one more piece of bad news I will probably crack
post 1542907491 02-05-2018, 01:03 PM
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I'm sick and tired of snow.

Thanks for reading.
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post 1542909581 02-05-2018, 01:21 PM
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I see these 2 guys everyday at the gym. Douchey, yet lanky and nerdy looking.

Looked like they were being douchey when a chill long haired metal looking bro asked them something. Then I saw one of those douche****s doing laying bicep curls on the seated row machine. There’s no fukkin need for that sh*t.
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post 1542909801 02-05-2018, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend
It's for men only so don't book your ticket yet
Yeah this didn't make me any less excited at all.
Train hard, train smart, have fun!

"I'm not autistic- I'm ARTISTIC." - etet1919
post 1542910541 02-05-2018, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86
Go on....





I'm hungover as hell but last night was fun. Didn't eat poop so that's a plus.
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post 1542910691 02-05-2018, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By VoxExMachina
I'm sick and tired of snow.

Thanks for reading.
Is it cos you can’t be nekkid?
post 1542911231 02-05-2018, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Is it cos you can’t be nekkid?
Well, Icould.

But I'd have to set up a GoFundMe to pay for the heating bill.
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post 1542911351 02-05-2018, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By VoxExMachina
Well, Icould.

But I'd have to set up a GoFundMe to pay for the heating bill.
Light a fire







































We’ll wait
post 1542911881 02-05-2018, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86
Yeah this didn't make me any less excited at all.
Well you still can't go but if you want to learn more just Google kiwifist. Should be able to find plenty of info on it since we're funding the promotion of it lmao
post 1542991821 02-06-2018, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By jesusxchrist
I see these 2 guys everyday at the gym. Douchey, yet lanky and nerdy looking.

Looked like they were being douchey when a chill long haired metal looking bro asked them something. Then I saw one of those douche****s doing laying bicep curls on the seated row machine. There’s no fukkin need for that sh*t.
Beat the fuk out of them next time
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post 1542993541 02-06-2018, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By psychosylocibin
Tried to hang my new chandelier the other day, can't figure out how to phukking unlock and re lock the damn chain links that you need a god damn vise and pliers to bend. Also, need two people to hang because you need to cut the wire to length before you wire it into the ceiling, and someone has to hold it while you do it. and my dining light is on the same circuit as my kitchen light. and I live in the phukking north where it gets dark at 5pm.

So basically I need to now hire an electrician for 150 bucks to hire a phukking chandelier just because i can't find someone else to help me and can't bend the chain links. until then, my dining room and kitchen are dark.


Also, lately when ive been going to the gym all the hnngggg girls in tight yoga pants end up finishing their works out right when I start, leaving the gym, only to be replaced by middle aged men trying to lift weights and hogging the space and homos staring at me and wanting to rape my angus.
You should be able to attach the chain to the bracket then wire it up while the chain is in place.
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post 1543442651 02-10-2018, 08:59 PM
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Tfw 99% humidity. Fking disgusting
post 1543443521 02-10-2018, 09:11 PM
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My willy hurts like a sumbitch!
post 1560263561 09-01-2018, 09:08 PM
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"Great room" is such a cringey term.
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post 1665793993 08-09-2022, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke
My willy hurts like a sumbitch!
Get well soon
Damn
post 1665794103 08-09-2022, 05:33 AM
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