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post 1543112301 02-07-2018, 01:15 PM
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  1. LinuxJon
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Kid is due in exactly one month....

Can I get a rep pool started if I take a photo of him at the hospital wearing a misc hat?
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post 1543112381 02-07-2018, 01:16 PM
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only if u set your hair on fire first
post 1543112391 02-07-2018, 01:16 PM
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Congrats,

Add my reps to the pool
post 1543112531 02-07-2018, 01:17 PM
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Good luck.
post 1543112611 02-07-2018, 01:18 PM
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congrats, mate.


time flies, so enjoy every moment. next thing you know, your kid will be saying, "dad, light your hair on fire"
- Rep "super stupid jeans" pics on sight
post 1543112631 02-07-2018, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By RainingBlood⏩
only if u set your hair on fire first
This.

Tempted to neg for even bothering to reproduce. Hopefully the kid has more integrity than you.
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post 1543112661 02-07-2018, 01:19 PM
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Setting your hair on fire was due exactly 1 year and 3 months ago
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post 1543112751 02-07-2018, 01:20 PM
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Pls dress the kid up in a cat outfit
Doesn't shower with his dad crew
Dat feel when you taste sweat in your mustache crew
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It don't matter. None of this matters.
post 1543112861 02-07-2018, 01:21 PM
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hair, fire, etc
post 1543113151 02-07-2018, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted By NuggzTheNinja⏩
This.

Tempted to neg for even bothering to reproduce. Hopefully the kid has more integrity than you.
In on this
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post 1543113171 02-07-2018, 01:24 PM
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No, but you can catch some negs for having the gall to beg for reps when you couldn't even light your hair on fire.
FL > PA
post 1543113631 02-07-2018, 01:28 PM
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Maybe could call things square if you set your newborn babies hair on fire.... Until then, set your hair on fire *******.

Be glad you even still have reps after making such a bold claim to the misc then completely backing out on your word, no idea how you haven't been negged into oblivion...
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post 1543113651 02-07-2018, 01:28 PM
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you're never gonna live it down might as well retire this account
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post 1543113811 02-07-2018, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By rainieravesouth⏩
congrats, mate.


time flies, so enjoy every moment. next thing you know, your kid will be saying, "dad, light your hair on fire"
lmao
post 1543113991 02-07-2018, 01:31 PM
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Add my negs to the pool until you light your fuking hair on fire you *******
post 1543114381 02-07-2018, 01:37 PM
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already pimping out ur kid and he/she's not even born yet
There is only one Hell: the one we live in now.
post 1543114601 02-07-2018, 01:40 PM
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I forgot why he was suppose to light his hair on fire. Can someone re-aware me please.
post 1543114721 02-07-2018, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Mik3yp⏩
I forgot why he was suppose to light his hair on fire. Can someone re-aware me please.
Said trump wouldn’t win
post 1543114791 02-07-2018, 01:42 PM
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Feel sorry for the kid, has a libcuck as a dad.
post 1543114851 02-07-2018, 01:43 PM
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Don't make that kid pay for the sins of his father... light your hair pls.
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post 1543114881 02-07-2018, 01:43 PM
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Nope

Also in b4 ban for abuse of the rep system
post 1543114961 02-07-2018, 01:44 PM
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Hopefully you got rid of all your cats and cleaned your place up so the poor thing doesn't have respiratory issues.
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post 1543115031 02-07-2018, 01:44 PM
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What will you tell your kid? When he looks up at you with those innocent eyes knowing that his father, his role model, isnota man of his word. What will you tell him when he find out that you are a phony liar, whose word is worthless; making promises to the world only to back down from them.























Light your fukn hair on fire *******. It's been a year and 18 days since Trump became president.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
post 1543115441 02-07-2018, 01:49 PM
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Only if he lights his hair on fire since you wouldnt
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post 1543115521 02-07-2018, 01:50 PM
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light your hair on fire, *******
post 1543115691 02-07-2018, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
No, but you can catch some negs for having the gall to beg for reps when you couldn't even light your hair on fire.
This. Get fuked op. You’re a piece of chit and hopefully child services takes that kid away ASAP so he has a chance in life
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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post 1543115831 02-07-2018, 01:53 PM
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Either light your hair or your kids hair on fire
post 1543115851 02-07-2018, 01:53 PM
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If this is your first kid you are in for a rude awakening bro

Before kid - Maybe misc will give me some sweet reps because of cute kid
After kid - Why am I so tired, why does this kid sh** 24x7...Don't even remember what misc is....FUUUU, I wish I could take a shower at least once a week.
post 1543115971 02-07-2018, 01:54 PM
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I'm confused as to how OP's reps are so high after more than a year of this...
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post 1543115981 02-07-2018, 01:54 PM
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People here care less about your kid pictures than people on ********.

add me to the neg pool.
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