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02-12-2018, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
lol sounds like you guys are willing to put your dink into anything, which is okay because we all do.Yep. I think ive said it before in this thread, never turn down the opportunity to practice being Mario so when you need to deliver with the one that matters, it counts. This is definitely where you learn to communicate with a partner and ask what they like/what will get them off. If they get shy about it or make things difficult, no thanks Geoffrey.
Only time ive said "no" to that is a chick I know here recently. Is quiet, wont really give pointers, and is kinda boring. Thanks to all that, it's been marathons of trying to figure out what she likes that end up in me not being able to stay strong like bull because of it. So I've essentially gone NC with that one.
Only time ive said "no" to that is a chick I know here recently. Is quiet, wont really give pointers, and is kinda boring. Thanks to all that, it's been marathons of trying to figure out what she likes that end up in me not being able to stay strong like bull because of it. So I've essentially gone NC with that one.
But i'm not looking to have my way with chubs is what i'm trying to point out. I've been with once and was not a fan of it, or maybe its just me. Even though they are a 'practice' being, I'm way pass that stage and actually looking to find one thats a little over the average body + face to which I prefer. I could bite the bullet and have my way with her, but I honestly could do better than that.
02-12-2018, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Kiny0⏩
lol sounds like you guys are willing to put your dink into anything, which is okay because we all do.
But i'm not looking to have my way with chubs is what i'm trying to point out. I've been with once and was not a fan of it, or maybe its just me. Even though they are a 'practice' being, I'm way pass that stage and actually looking to find one thats a little over the average body + face to which I prefer. I could bite the bullet and have my way with her, but I honestly could do better than that.
But i'm not looking to have my way with chubs is what i'm trying to point out. I've been with once and was not a fan of it, or maybe its just me. Even though they are a 'practice' being, I'm way pass that stage and actually looking to find one thats a little over the average body + face to which I prefer. I could bite the bullet and have my way with her, but I honestly could do better than that.

Why'd you post this chick then? A blind ******* could see that this is clearly not an above average female body lmao
No hate but lettuce b real tea in here, we're all friends. No need to act the Chad, if you were swimming in poosay you wouldn't even be entertaining the idea of a girl who doesn't even have body pics on Tinder...
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02-12-2018, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
eh, I'm probably just absent minded. I just needed to verify if she was big bone basically but you guys proved your point. After all, you can't say no to free pootang pieNo hate but lettuce b real tea in here, we're all friends. No need to act the Chad, if you were swimming in poosay you wouldn't even be entertaining the idea of a girl who doesn't even have body pics on Tinder...
02-12-2018, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Kiny0⏩
Not sure if you're trying to say you changed your mind and are gonna smash or if you're making a jab here, but I don't really give a fuk either way.eh, I'm probably just absent minded. I just needed to verify if she was big bone basically but you guys proved your point. After all, you can't say no to free pootang pie
I'm not a huge fan of chubby chicks either, but I will happily admit that I harpooned a few in the beginning of my journey to Chad-dom. If I had a long dry spell I might honestly consider it again as a slump buster, just so I don't screw up when I smash a real Stacy nomsayin. But otherwise yeah, I feel you
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02-12-2018, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Kiny0⏩
Post a normal picture then. She could just be a normal chick with a thick booty and delicious theodores, but you really cant tell. She definitely does not look whale status, at all. Just a little extra.lol sounds like you guys are willing to put your dink into anything, which is okay because we all do.
But i'm not looking to have my way with chubs is what i'm trying to point out. I've been with once and was not a fan of it, or maybe its just me. Even though they are a 'practice' being, I'm way pass that stage and actually looking to find one thats a little over the average body + face to which I prefer. I could bite the bullet and have my way with her, but I honestly could do better than that.
But i'm not looking to have my way with chubs is what i'm trying to point out. I've been with once and was not a fan of it, or maybe its just me. Even though they are a 'practice' being, I'm way pass that stage and actually looking to find one thats a little over the average body + face to which I prefer. I could bite the bullet and have my way with her, but I honestly could do better than that.
Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
Ditto. It's only been one. And after the last time where I just...lost interest...gone nc ever since.I've only ever been with one girl like that actually but holy fuk it's the worst. Literally didn't know sex could be that bad before that.
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02-12-2018, 11:48 AM
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02-12-2018, 01:25 PM
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Yo spade, can I see your main pic? I'll PM you mine as well if you want (pls don't share, i've gotten death threats off here before)
Anyone else feel a bit burnt out sometimes? Sometimes I feel I'd like a nice girlfriend who I can start a family with in a few years instead of ghosting on girls after we've had sex a few times
Anyone else feel a bit burnt out sometimes? Sometimes I feel I'd like a nice girlfriend who I can start a family with in a few years instead of ghosting on girls after we've had sex a few times
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02-12-2018, 04:14 PM
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I matched with this girl on Tinder. Can't tell if she is below my attractiveness scale, equal, or above. All I know is she looks mixed (black/hispanic) and she wants a "temporary bf (fwb)." Trying to get nudes/provocative pics as we speak. Srs.
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02-12-2018, 10:35 PM
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Haha finding the right opener is such a task. So many matches that end up being a complete wash. We all know these tinder girls are complete sloots but some of them act so prissy when you even just like HINT at anything sexual.
just lmao, not wasting my time trying to wine and dine a tinder sloot.
just lmao, not wasting my time trying to wine and dine a tinder sloot.
02-13-2018, 01:24 AM
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Hawaii must be some sort of unreal market. I created my account Sunday night, swiped selectively, maybe 300-400 profiles, and woke up the next morning with26matches. That's as much as I get in a week in SF.
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02-13-2018, 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted By pancakemouse⏩
Vacation destinations are seasonal markets, the sexual market in those locations is alot more variable based on the time of year as opposed to big cities, not unlike college towns. Also bear in mind that we are in the lead up to Valentine's day, swiping now will give you 2x-4x the matches than it normally would no matter where you are.Hawaii must be some sort of unreal market. I created my account Sunday night, swiped selectively, maybe 300-400 profiles, and woke up the next morning with26matches. That's as much as I get in a week in SF.
So when Judge_Joe_Brown spoofed Sydney he was doing it in quite possibly the best weekend of the year to do it, he basically saw it at it's absolute best. Are you still going to post the matches Judge? Still curious, and what was your final conclusion on Sydney vs elsewhere?
02-13-2018, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Judge_Joe_Brown⏩
Yea man. My inbox is full/need to delete PM's/ I'll let you know when.Yo spade, can I see your main pic? I'll PM you mine as well if you want (pls don't share, i've gotten death threats off here before)
Anyone else feel a bit burnt out sometimes? Sometimes I feel I'd like a nice girlfriend who I can start a family with in a few years instead of ghosting on girls after we've had sex a few times
Anyone else feel a bit burnt out sometimes? Sometimes I feel I'd like a nice girlfriend who I can start a family with in a few years instead of ghosting on girls after we've had sex a few times
I've been doxxed and have also received multiple death threats on this forum. Mostly in response to my posts in the R/P section. I have 5 mouths to feed and don't take death threats (or being doxxed) lightly. I respect the confidentiality/privacy of other forum members and would never share any personal information given to me in confidence.
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Date this evening with a Lawyer in Albany. Hold me.
Have faith, since when I said lets get together and ill get her a drink she agreed but was cheeky about saying she'd buy her own.
Have faith, since when I said lets get together and ill get her a drink she agreed but was cheeky about saying she'd buy her own.
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02-13-2018, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
Das it mane, she cute?Date this evening with a Lawyer in Albany. Hold me.
Have faith, since when I said lets get together and ill get her a drink she agreed but was cheeky about saying she'd buy her own.
Have faith, since when I said lets get together and ill get her a drink she agreed but was cheeky about saying she'd buy her own.
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02-13-2018, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By rahfulz⏩
Definitely. Also seems to take care of herself. Made a cheeky comment about swiping right for the dog and obviously good/free workout advice.Das it mane, she cute?
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02-13-2018, 07:31 AM
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Man, I keep matching with hot chicks who lie about their age and are super dtf. Profile says 18, then eventually they cop to being 17, and then I google and they're 16. Imagine chicks growing up on tinder like that, jeez.

edit: probably shouldn't have said hot there, inb4 chrishansen.jpg. You just can't tell with girls these days, smh.

edit: probably shouldn't have said hot there, inb4 chrishansen.jpg. You just can't tell with girls these days, smh.
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02-13-2018, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
LOL, happens to me all the time. 16yo is legal here, but I would never do it. I remember I met up with one girl as soon as she turned 18 and she'd lost her virginity months before when she was 17 to a 40 something year old she'd met online, I actually have no problem with that at all, but I just think he was risking alot despite it being legal, society at large would just frown on it too much and if she wants to make a world of trouble for you, she can.Man, I keep matching with hot chicks who lie about their age and are super dtf. Profile says 18, then eventually they cop to being 17, and then I google and they're 16. Imagine chicks growing up on tinder like that, jeez.
I can absolutely understand young girls being attracted to older guys though, but for me, my cut off age is 18. If they're old enough to be granted the responsibility of voting and having a say in how my taxes get distributed, then they are old enough to decide they want to sleep with me. Any younger and it's just too risky, despite being legal and despite some of them being quite attractive and looking 21 anyway.
There's also the issue of if you sleep with her it's legal, but if she sends you a nude (even unsolicited), you've just committed a serious crime...
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Half your age plus 7 m80s....
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Does anyone else have people appearing twice in their feed? Like 50% of my swipes show up again, it's really strange and getting pretty annoying. It'll even show me girls that I've already matched with.
Whenever I match a chick that looks young or has her age set to 18 I ask for snapchat so I can google their real name and find out the age. Incredible how many lie about it.
Originally Posted By BRBMakingMoney⏩
Yeah it's 16 here too but 18 is my minimum as well, although I've been close to breaking that a few times... The public shaming if one of them decided to start trouble would be absolutely savage.LOL, happens to me all the time. 16yo is legal here, but I would never do it. I remember I met up with one girl as soon as she turned 18 and she'd lost her virginity months before when she was 17 to a 40 something year old she'd met online, I actually have no problem with that at all, but I just think he was risking alot despite it being legal, society at large would just frown on it too much and if she wants to make a world of trouble for you, she can.
I can absolutely understand young girls being attracted to older guys though, but for me, my cut off age is 18. If they're old enough to be granted the responsibility of voting and having a say in how my taxes get distributed, then they are old enough to decide they want to sleep with me. Any younger and it's just too risky, despite being legal and despite some of them being quite attractive and looking 21 anyway.
There's also the issue of if you sleep with her it's legal, but if she sends you a nude (even unsolicited), you've just committed a serious crime...
I can absolutely understand young girls being attracted to older guys though, but for me, my cut off age is 18. If they're old enough to be granted the responsibility of voting and having a say in how my taxes get distributed, then they are old enough to decide they want to sleep with me. Any younger and it's just too risky, despite being legal and despite some of them being quite attractive and looking 21 anyway.
There's also the issue of if you sleep with her it's legal, but if she sends you a nude (even unsolicited), you've just committed a serious crime...
Whenever I match a chick that looks young or has her age set to 18 I ask for snapchat so I can google their real name and find out the age. Incredible how many lie about it.
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spade, what's your go to opener right now?
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
So I can only date 23.5 year olds and up? No thanks. Many of the girls I see are under 23 and they are great company and very much appreciate an older attractive, successful and mature man.Half your age plus 7 m80s....
So I'll be seeing 18-23 year olds well into my 40's-50's thanks. Once I hit my 50's I may be forced to splash cash on them to compete with younger guys, but so be it. Better off taking care of an 18 year old's rent than having to deal with the bullchit demands some of these 30 somethings make you meet.
There are attractive women in their 30's and even 40's to be sure, but they almost always overvalue themselves in the SMP. How can some 30 something demand more than a 21yo? When a 21yo is considered almost universally more sexually attractive than a 30 something? Yet they do.
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Originally Posted By BRBMakingMoney⏩
tfw not a single new match on either tinder or bumble todayVacation destinations are seasonal markets, the sexual market in those locations is alot more variable based on the time of year as opposed to big cities, not unlike college towns.Also bear in mind that we are in the lead up to Valentine's day, swiping now will give you 2x-4x the matches than it normally would no matter where you are.
So when Judge_Joe_Brown spoofed Sydney he was doing it in quite possibly the best weekend of the year to do it, he basically saw it at it's absolute best. Are you still going to post the matches Judge? Still curious, and what was your final conclusion on Sydney vs elsewhere?
So when Judge_Joe_Brown spoofed Sydney he was doing it in quite possibly the best weekend of the year to do it, he basically saw it at it's absolute best. Are you still going to post the matches Judge? Still curious, and what was your final conclusion on Sydney vs elsewhere?
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Originally Posted By BRBMakingMoney⏩
The drop off in value is way more severe too. At this point I honestly don't even consider starting a serious relationship with a girl my own age anymore, because they're well past their prime and pretty close to the wall. Not gonna start something with a girl with only a few good years left.There are attractive women in their 30's and even 40's to be sure, but they almost always overvalue themselves in the SMP. How can some 30 something demand more than a 21yo? When a 21yo is considered almost universally more sexually attractive than a 30 something? Yet they do.
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Originally Posted By BRBMakingMoney⏩
whats your go to for these age chicks how do you keep getting them.... as they are the highest value women and can have any younger guy not to mention the hot ones are all in social groups in college ectSo I can only date 23.5 year olds and up? No thanks. Many of the girls I see are under 23 and they are great company and very much appreciate an older attractive, successful and mature man.
So I'll be seeing 18-23 year olds well into my 40's-50's thanks. Once I hit my 50's I may be forced to splash cash on them to compete with younger guys, but so be it. Better off taking care of an 18 year old's rent than having to deal with the bullchit demands some of these 30 somethings make you meet.
There are attractive women in their 30's and even 40's to be sure, but they almost always overvalue themselves in the SMP. How can some 30 something demand more than a 21yo? When a 21yo is considered almost universally more sexually attractive than a 30 something? Yet they do.
So I'll be seeing 18-23 year olds well into my 40's-50's thanks. Once I hit my 50's I may be forced to splash cash on them to compete with younger guys, but so be it. Better off taking care of an 18 year old's rent than having to deal with the bullchit demands some of these 30 somethings make you meet.
There are attractive women in their 30's and even 40's to be sure, but they almost always overvalue themselves in the SMP. How can some 30 something demand more than a 21yo? When a 21yo is considered almost universally more sexually attractive than a 30 something? Yet they do.
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