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Thread: Worst thing a girl has said during/after sex

post 1543587621 02-12-2018, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By achillesbruh⏩
from a girl after sex

So you're a lesbian?
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post 1543587841 02-12-2018, 01:01 PM
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10 years ago i was working at UTEP. Had a girl at the bar literally whisper in my ear" i just want you to come back to my place and **** me". She gives me the address and i show up only to be greeted by her 6' 17 year old son. anyway her drunk sloot self pushes him aside and takes me into the garage. we bang on her dirty garage floor and when i finished in two minutes she says " wow i really thought you where going to **** the **** out of me".
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post 1543588071 02-12-2018, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By FriendOfFrank⏩
So you were able to get it up for chicks in your past life? Always wondered this with closeted gay dudes. My home designer is a 50 something year old flaming homosexual and spend the first half of his life as a straight, married, accountant. I just can't imagine performing for someone I have zero attraction for.
Yeah brah. Most gay guys do (especially in past decades, it was so much worse for gays before the current era of reasonable tolerance)

I wanted to be straight my whole life and I thought if I went into relationships with girls it would turn me straight. I've had 3 girlfriends and fukked them all.

The way I felt (which probably sounds retarded) was that If I finally have attraction and enjoy fukking her then that would make me normal and fit into society. The expectation of that made me do it.

Not to mention the fact that every TV show, Film, book, real life experiences only show straight couples so I subconsciously thought I'm just doing what's "right"

Never worked tho. I'm still in the closet, but will never fool another girl again.
post 1543588171 02-12-2018, 01:05 PM
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i was pumpin from behind about 20 mins when she said 'stop fingering me and put it in' feels bad mane
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post 1543588331 02-12-2018, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucianus⏩
Yeah brah. Most gay guys do (especially in past decades, it was so much worse for gays before the current era of reasonable tolerance)

I wanted to be straight my whole life and I thought if I went into relationships with girls it would turn me straight. I've had 3 girlfriends and fukked them all.

The way I felt (which probably sounds retarded) was that If I finally have attraction and enjoy fukking her then that would make me normal and fit into society. The expectation of that made me do it.

Not to mention the fact that every TV show, Film, book, real life experiences only show straight couples so I subconsciously thought I'm just doing what's "right"

Never worked tho. I'm still in the closet, but will never fool another girl again.
Still banged more girls than most miscers, mirin
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post 1543588481 02-12-2018, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Vampirelol⏩
Nothing but good things over here boyo. Was told I had the most "gorgeous" cock she'd ever seen this weekend lmao
I get that a lot, or some variation of it- "most beautiful cock" etc... but I would much rather hear that it's the biggest. feelsbadmayne

When I was in grad school I hooked up with a girl who used to party with our crew and in the morning i wake up to her stroking it and she asks me if I'm black (I'm not but my dick is dark) so I told her I'm from Zimbabwe. She started telling people at school that I'm from Zimbabwe until someone told her the obvious (i'm not)- i lol'd but she didn't party with us after that so my boys didn't find it very funny.
post 1543588521 02-12-2018, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucianus⏩
Yeah brah. Most gay guys do (especially in past decades, it was so much worse for gays before the current era of reasonable tolerance)

I wanted to be straight my whole life and I thought if I went into relationships with girls it would turn me straight. I've had 3 girlfriends and fukked them all.

The way I felt (which probably sounds retarded) was that If I finally have attraction and enjoy fukking her then that would make me normal and fit into society. The expectation of that made me do it.

Not to mention the fact that every TV show, Film, book, real life experiences only show straight couples so I subconsciously thought I'm just doing what's "right"

Never worked tho. I'm still in the closet, but will never fool another girl again.
But how did you get it up and manage to finish?
post 1543588581 02-12-2018, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By LukeS1⏩
Still banged more girls than most miscers, mirin
Lol'd, no brag but a lot of girls want my dik. It's part of the reason I'm a hermit and hate socialising
post 1543588671 02-12-2018, 01:11 PM
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post 1543588761 02-12-2018, 01:12 PM
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Most recent bad thing was she told me she married and had a kid. In the past I didnt care but at this point I dont want to deal with that.
post 1543588781 02-12-2018, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By RussellJimenez⏩
i was pumpin for about 20 mins when she said 'stop fingering me and put it in' feels bad mane
Has to be a lie lol
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post 1543588821 02-12-2018, 01:12 PM
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"That was fast."

Hey, don't blame me for being efficient.
Originally Posted By GotNext⏩
"Don't you find me attractive?"

I was drunk as fuk and got whiskey dik. Felt bad mayne.
I had really bad whiskey dick once and the chick asked if it was because I'm old. Hearing that didn't help the situation at all. This was a couple years ago and she was 22-23 I think. To be fair to me, it was 2 am and we'd been drinking since the late afternoon. I had also fallen off a horse twice right before the attempt at sex.
post 1543588871 02-12-2018, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucianus⏩
Lol'd, no brag but a lot of girls want my dik. It's part of the reason I'm a hermit and hate socialising
I have the same problem but with dudes, living in brighton doesnt help
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post 1543588931 02-12-2018, 01:13 PM
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post 1543588951 02-12-2018, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
But how did you get it up and manage to finish?
Not sure tbh, it just happened. It was almost like a mission that I could prove to myself that I wasn't a freak, so it became a task

There's a huge amount of gay guys that are married and had kids, I can't really explain it, it's a unique situation for sure

(I guess you could partially link it to guys that identified as straight but still manage to cum doing sexual things with guys in prison?) It's like some form of desperation
post 1543589241 02-12-2018, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucianus⏩
Not sure tbh, it just happened. It was almost like a mission that I could prove to myself that I wasn't a freak, so it became a task

There's a huge amount of gay guys that are married and had kids, I can't really explain it, it's a unique situation for sure

(I guess you could partially link it to guys that identified as straight but still manage to cum doing sexual things with guys in prison?) It's like some form of desperation
Did you think of guys when ****ing?

Guess it would be quite hard sounds like the men you like are not feminine at all
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post 1543589351 02-12-2018, 01:17 PM
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Never liked her, knew i was in some trouble with this one
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post 1543589491 02-12-2018, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucianus⏩
Never worked tho. I'm still in the closet, but will never fool another girl again.
That's a good decision. It has to be rough for a girl to be with a boyfriend who doesn't even look at her with a hint of desire. I'm sure life is rough for you as a closeted gay guy, but no need to make other people miserable as well.

Once you're out of college though, you should move to San Francisco or West LA. That's what I would do if I was gay. I went to West LA with my girl a few weeks back, and we were literally the only straight couple on the streets. Everyone was gay. You'd have a blast.
post 1543589701 02-12-2018, 01:21 PM
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post 1543590141 02-12-2018, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By LukeS1⏩
I have the same problem but with dudes, living in brighton doesnt help
Yeah, it's fukking torture.
Originally Posted By LukeS1⏩
Did you think of guys when ****ing?

Guess it would be quite hard sounds like the men you like are not feminine at all
Haha, no i mean I played the part well. It was all an act for me, I would play the alpha guy who would fuk her hard. It sounds so messed up I know, I can't even explain it in words
Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩
That's a good decision. It has to be rough for a girl to be with a boyfriend who doesn't even look at her with a hint of desire. I'm sure life is rough for you as a closeted gay guy, but no need to make other people miserable as well.

Once you're out of college though, you should move to San Francisco or West LA. That's what I would do if I was gay. I went to West LA with my girl a few weeks back, and we were literally the only straight couple on the streets. Everyone was gay. You'd have a blast.
Totally agree, I still feel so guilty for doing that to them and they think it was something wrong with them (no matter how much I say it's not) but it eats me up some days. But I definitely won't ever do it again

I get that communities like that are fun for some gay guys, but i'm extremely low-key and basically a hermit. I'm happiest when I'm alone (happiest i've ever been in my life since I've told everyone to fukk off and leave me alone, feelsgoodman)


Maybe that will change when i'm 30+ but for the time being things are good. I'm enjoying focussing on myself

Also I don't enjoy the presence of loud and flamboyant gays. (or loud anyone tbh)
post 1543590341 02-12-2018, 01:28 PM
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"Thank you for making me cum" the way she said it weirded me the **** out and I wanted to get out of there ASAP so I faked an orgasm and drove her home. Srs

Mostly I hear good things though hehe
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Originally Posted By jmoneyjumpman⏩
I only give bj's if you're my bf
I've gotten that. But the best one was, "I only suck my husband's dick." I almost bertstared her on that one. I don't know if she expected some kind of applause for being fine with another man's dick inside her but drawing the line at sucking cock. Guess the marriage only applied from the waist up.
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩
I had really bad whiskey dick once and the chick asked if it was because I'm old. Hearing that didn't help the situation at all. This was a couple years ago and she was 22-23 I think. To be fair to me, it was 2 am and we'd been drinking since the late afternoon. I had also fallen off a horse twice right before the attempt at sex.
lmao, I can relate, brah
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Originally Posted By AlexTheNewbie⏩
"It wasn't as hard as usual, what's wrong"?
My wife has given me a version of that one before. Its when I've been drinking a lot, of course. I get super hard typically so when I've got some whisky dick going on its pretty obvious to someone who's been with me before.
Originally Posted By Vampirelol⏩
Nothing but good things over here boyo. Was told I had the most "gorgeous" cock she'd ever seen this weekend lmao
Wait...she said you've got the most gorgeous cock she's seen all weekend?
Originally Posted By FriendOfFrank⏩
So you were able to get it up for chicks in your past life? Always wondered this with closeted gay dudes. My home designer is a 50 something year old flaming homosexual and spend the first half of his life as a straight, married, accountant. I just can't imagine performing for someone I have zero attraction for.
I'm going to guess its individual to each guy. I'm straight but if I was forced to fake a double life to be gay, I've met a few little twinks over the years that would absolutely get bottomed out with full on raging boner. Ah...no homo?
Originally Posted By Lucianus⏩
Yeah brah. Most gay guys do (especially in past decades, it was so much worse for gays before the current era of reasonable tolerance)
I wanted to be straight my whole life and I thought if I went into relationships with girls it would turn me straight. I've had 3 girlfriends and fukked them all.
The way I felt (which probably sounds retarded) was that If I finally have attraction and enjoy fukking her then that would make me normal and fit into society. The expectation of that made me do it.
Not to mention the fact that every TV show, Film, book, real life experiences only show straight couples so I subconsciously thought I'm just doing what's "right"
Never worked tho. I'm still in the closet, but will never fool another girl again.
We've got a new guy in the office that is so obviously gay its hysterical that he's trying to pull off the straight life. Married, with kids. Even brought the wife and kid into the office during the work day to parade them around like "see, I've got a wife and kid so I can't be gay." LOL
Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
52 posts in and nobody has said

"someone else's name"

Honestly kind of surprised lol.
I'll one up that one. I had a girl call out my ex-girlfriend's name in bed (ded srs).
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Originally Posted By wesleysh21⏩
We've got a new guy in the office that is so obviously gay its hysterical that he's trying to pull of the straight life. Married, with kids. Even brought the wife and kid into the office during the work day to parade them around like "see, I've got a wife and kid so I can't be gay." LOL
Poor guy. Don't be too hard on him though, because you can guarantee he's already in a really bad place.
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