college gym has open showers...wat do? srs.

02-25-2018, 10:55 PM

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You get in there with your dong out and a loofa in hand, and ask which of those *******s are gonna get your back.

02-25-2018, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted By gharamlifter⏩

it's just a large room with a bunch of showerheads like a fukkin prison. homo/10.

fukkin sucks man. can't work out before class cus i can't take a shower and i don't want to reek of sweat during class. and after class, i'm too fukkin spent sometimes...especially when class is late.

When I was 17 I joined the Army - a similar shower situation. You were forced to get over any shyness real fast. I recommend you find a busy time and go in there, get naked, and get it over with. You'll end up being a lot more comfortable after you've done it a few times.

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02-25-2018, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted By Nacured⏩

...no one looks at other guys while showering anyway...

Yeah, umm, that's just not true. lol They're likely to just take a quick, inconspicuous look though (unless something stands out) and move on.

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02-25-2018, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted By gharamlifter⏩

it's just a large room with a bunch of showerheads like a fukkin prison. homo/10.

fukkin sucks man. can't work out before class cus i can't take a shower and i don't want to reek of sweat during class. and after class, i'm too fukkin spent sometimes...especially when class is late.

Just fondle yourself so you're not in turtle mode and go take a shower

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02-25-2018, 11:15 PM

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I have an idea why don't you go ahead before everyone else, take a chit in middle of shower floor (just enough to be visible) and then shower. Most people will be turned away but you know it's your chit so you can lather and rinse all you want alone. Then after you're done, stomp the **** down the drain then clean off feet to complete your solitary shower.

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02-25-2018, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩

let it motivate you to work on your body until you feel less insecure

i know it be hard with that there pear shape

(my jits gym has these crummy open showers too.... who cares, I suck it up like a grownup)

Wouldn't that be great being a lesbo. Seeing hot girls t&a. A straight guy would be loving it

02-25-2018, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted By psai⏩

just tell your college administration that you identify as a woman and proceed to take showers in the women's locker room

problem solved

They actually have gender neutral locker rooms now. I think some guys go in there just to be alone. Haven't yet seen any females come entering/exiting.

Originally Posted By HoganIsGOAT⏩

When I was 17 I joined the Army - a similar shower situation. You were forced to get over any shyness real fast. I recommend you find a busy time and go in there, get naked, and get it over with. You'll end up being a lot more comfortable after you've done it a few times.

I'm sure that design is out of practicality, more than it has to do with building confidence. I do sometimes wonder what the guy that has to sign off on these things is thinking?

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02-26-2018, 12:25 AM

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Lmao stop being such a pussy.

When I was in a German gym for the first time I grossed out from all the unaesthetic cocks and buttcheeks of dudes which were nowhere close to being round. So I just removed my boxer to show these cucks how an aesthetic cock and asscheeks (a.sshole too) looks.

I also pop a viagra before showers too to show who the boss is. 20 naked dudes in shower; 19 with whiskey dick; and me with a raging hard-on. Spot the alpha.

02-26-2018, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted By gharamlifter⏩

it's just a large room with a bunch of showerheads like a fukkin prison. homo/10.

fukkin sucks man. can't work out before class cus i can't take a shower and i don't want to reek of sweat during class. and after class, i'm too fukkin spent sometimes...especially when class is late.

OP scared, when the men see his soyboy booty they won't be able to resist

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02-26-2018, 12:35 AM

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how the fukk is it homo to use the same bathroom as a friend or even google nekkid dudes

but walking into a c0ck buffet is totally no homo
your the homo if you refuse

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02-26-2018, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩

Lmao stop being such a pussy.

When I was in a German gym for the first time I grossed out from all the unaesthetic cocks and buttcheeks of dudes which were nowhere close to being round. So I just removed my boxer to show these cucks how an aesthetic cock and asscheeks (a.sshole too) looks.

I also pop a viagra before showers too to show who the boss is. 20 naked dudes in shower; 19 with whiskey dick; and me with a raging hard-on. Spot the alpha.

Apparently the Turkish Armed Forces is alpha as fukk.

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02-26-2018, 12:53 AM

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OP have you never been to high school/in a locker room before?

unless you are surrounded by Tyrone and co while taking showers, why are you scared?

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02-26-2018, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩

Lmao stop being such a pussy.

When I was in a German gym for the first time I grossed out from all the unaesthetic cocks and buttcheeks of dudes which were nowhere close to being round. So I just removed my boxer to show these cucks how an aesthetic cock and asscheeks (a.sshole too) looks.

I also pop a viagra before showers too to show who the boss is. 20 naked dudes in shower; 19 with whiskey dick; and me with a raging hard-on. Spot the alpha.

why do immigrants shower with their underwear on?

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02-26-2018, 01:38 AM

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just walk in, stare at first guy's penor you see and say "oh fuk yeah" – guaranteed you'll have the shower to yourself within 30seconds

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02-26-2018, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted By KRANE⏩

I do sometimes wonder what the guy that has to sign off on these things is thinking?

Cost, or someone with a perverted mind.

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02-26-2018, 02:01 AM

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Same with my gym.

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02-26-2018, 02:10 AM

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Just drop the soap and get it over with already. The 2nd time will be a bit more pleasant for you and then afterwards, you'll be fiending for it and will stay in the gang shower all day erryday.

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can you choose your own bathroom in your state?

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Originally Posted By pellekuling⏩

why do immigrants shower with their underwear on?

Because most of them are parasites; hence they are insecure. Or maybe allah commands them to hide their cocks. Who knows

02-26-2018, 05:35 AM

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be careful op, mine had those and one time I accidentally saw one of my profs naked in there when I was walking by to go pee, to this day can’t get sight out of my head :/ actually u just brought back memory with this thread so thanks a lot op

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Originally Posted By HoganIsGOAT⏩

When I was 17 I joined the Army - a similar shower situation. You were forced to get over any shyness real fast. I recommend you find a busy time and go in there, get naked, and get it over with. You'll end up being a lot more comfortable after you've done it a few times.

This. After a couple of times, you won't even think about it anymore.