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View Poll Results: Which Reaper is more powerful?

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Thread: Norwood Reaper vs Glow Reaper

post 1550126001 04-26-2018, 03:29 PM
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Norwood Reaper vs Glow Reaper

Which of the two reapers are more powerful?




The Norwood Reaper

Few men are lucky enough to never experience a visit from the Norwood Reaper and the ones that do suffer at different levels. The reaper may take SOME or ALL of his victim's hair.

Small percentage of women also get visited from this reaper











The Glow Reaper

Men have no glow so therefore are never visited from the Glow Reaper

The Glow Reaper visits all women at certain ages depending on the woman's habits and genetics. The Glow reaper will take ALL of his victim's glow eventually.

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post 1550126121 04-26-2018, 03:31 PM
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post 1550126341 04-26-2018, 03:32 PM
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18 year olds will always be 18.. Norwood reaper is way scarier, hope i never get the visit
post 1550126521 04-26-2018, 03:35 PM
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post 1550126611 04-26-2018, 03:36 PM
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In my completely bias opinion (as I have been visited by the Norwood Reaper), the glow reaper is worse.

Bald guys in shape who are still good looking can still be attractive to a lot of women (with the right game/charisma).

A glowless woman is only attractive to a small portion of men.

inb4 cope
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post 1550126631 04-26-2018, 03:36 PM
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Norwood for sure. Plenty of people are glow-less and its no big deal.. they're just average. Now try being bald, do you think your baseline is average? lmao
post 1550126851 04-26-2018, 03:40 PM
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You can go on to live a decent life after the Norwood reaper takes your hair. See Sword. The Glow reaper is Norwood's bigger brother. Once the glow is gone it's all over. You can't attract top tier Chad's anymore.
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post 1550127101 04-26-2018, 03:43 PM
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The glow reaper is their own fault. From the constant drinking and only eating 1 frappe a day
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post 1550127421 04-26-2018, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted By bobthebuilder7⏩
The glow reaper is their own fault. From the constant drinking and only eating 1 frappe a day
1??
post 1550127611 04-26-2018, 03:51 PM
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[QUOTE=pWally post_id=1550126001]Which of the two reapers are more powerful?




[size=10]The Norwood Reaper/size]

Few men are lucky enough to never experience a visit from the Norwood Reaper and the ones that do suffer at different levels

Small percentage of women also get visited from this reaper


[img]https://i.imgur.com/muipNcB.jpg[img]








[size=10]The Glow Reaper[size]

Men have no glow so therefore are never visited from the Glow Reaper

The Glow Reaper visits all women at certain ages depending on the woman's habits and genetics

[img]https://i.imgur.com/U92Fd9d.jpg[img][/QUOTE]You got the reaper avatars mixed up fam.

Here

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post 1550127771 04-26-2018, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By pWally⏩
Men have no glow so therefore are never visited from the Glow Reaper
Sweet mother of cope.

Glow just means youthfulness -- you dress it up in bullchit euphemisms, but we all know what it means. Men also age, and their looks also deteriorate. Yes, we have glow. And yes, the bell tolls for thee.
Take it easy Christian
post 1550128091 04-26-2018, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
Sweet mother of cope.

Glow just means youthfulness -- you dress it up in bullchit euphemisms, but we all know what it means. Men also age, and their looks also deteriorate. Yes, we have glow. And yes, the bell tolls for thee.
Case in point, Marlon Brando:


'Lol nah bro, it's just a couple of pigs, but the way they were put together makes you think they are thighs and a cock'
post 1550128121 04-26-2018, 04:00 PM
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It's the classic irresistible force meets immovable object. They're equally powerful bro.
post 1550128591 04-26-2018, 04:06 PM
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Glow reaper is worse. When it's gone you can't get it back. At least with the norwood reaper, you can buy a hair transplant.
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post 1550129471 04-26-2018, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Glow

But I disagree about men not having glow. Younger guys look a lot better than older guys. After 40 very few guys are still attractive.
Originally Posted By Willie_Bosket⏩
In my completely bias opinion (as I have been visited by the Norwood Reaper), the glow reaper is worse.

Bald guys in shape who are still good looking can still be attractive to a lot of women (with the right game/charisma).

A glowless woman is only attractive to a small portion of men.

inb4 cope
LMAO at how all of you seem to think you're going to bethatguy. It's extremely rare.
Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
Sweet mother of cope.

Glow just means youthfulness -- you dress it up in bullchit euphemisms, but we all know what it means. Men also age, and their looks also deteriorate. Yes, we have glow. And yes, the bell tolls for thee.
He's right too.
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post 1550130201 04-26-2018, 04:31 PM
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Glow. A man can shave. A glowless woman is not taken seriously.
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post 1550130231 04-26-2018, 04:31 PM
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it's all about the glow
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post 1550130991 04-26-2018, 04:43 PM
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Norwood reaper is the most vile and powerful of all reapers, because when you lose your hair you lose your glow so he takes both and you age approximately 30 years in a short time, notice how new born babies with no hair look like 85 year old expired dumplings and how elderly people look like corpses...................what's the CONNECTION?


NO

HAIR
post 1550131051 04-26-2018, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Glow

But I disagree about men not having glow. Younger guys look a lot better than older guys. After 40 very few guys are still attractive.
Younger guys may look better but they don't have glow.

Glow is something that can't be defined, it's just something young women have, you know it when you see it.
post 1550131351 04-26-2018, 04:47 PM
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post 1550132251 04-26-2018, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
Younger guys may look better but they don't have glow.

Glow is something that can't be defined, it's just something young women have,you know it when you see it.




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post 1550133061 04-26-2018, 05:10 PM
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post 1550133431 04-26-2018, 05:15 PM
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post 1550133521 04-26-2018, 05:17 PM
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Voted glow. I've seen many old men with a full head of hair.

I've never seen a sloot that fought off the glow reaper
post 1550133591 04-26-2018, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By FIREnICE⏩
glow is fertility shining through the skin
This. Glow is a hormonal thing.
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The glow reaper is the most powerful type of reaper. It occurs in 100% of women. It is unstoppable and irreversible. By the time women reach 30, 99% of them have already succumbed to the reaper. All that is left behind are glowless ghouls, empty husks of a person who no longer resemble their former youthful, energetic selves. They are invisible to men, and rightfully so. They can no longer pull chads like they used to, so they resign to roaming the misc for attention to sustain their life, if you can even call it life at this point. Goodbye to all the beautiful women who have been lost to the reaper, and hello to...no one because we can't see you anymore.




















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post 1550136201 04-26-2018, 05:56 PM
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[QUOTE=pWally post_id=1550132251][img]https://i.imgur.com/Vxtw0wf.jpgimg]



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norwood reaper is the very same glow reaper; like jesus and the trinity, one in the same
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post 1550138201 04-26-2018, 06:24 PM
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glow because he takes his dues no matter what

norwood is a gentler spirit, he takes his dues from those he deems unworthy and is even kind enough to only take a small % of certain people's but he's still willing to pass over the ones he deems chosen
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