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Thread: The Nu-male smile AKA The Soylent grin AKA The cuckface

post 1551127521 05-09-2018, 03:33 AM
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This thread is so accurate it’s sad.
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post 1551127561 05-09-2018, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted By PaddleBunt⏩
As someone who used to make this face a lot when they were younger, I can explain it pretty simply. It's a self-esteem thing with having your picture taken. I hate having my picture taken, I'm not photogenic at all. As such, I'd use this 'goofy' face as an attempt to negate my lack of a photogenic face. The idea being that it preemptively stops people from mocking how you look in pictures because it gives you the excuse of 'Oh I obviously was just making a stupid face for the camera, that why I look bad'.


The idea behind a posed photo is that you're trying to make yourself look as good as you can for a split moment, so that it captures your 'best self'. If you look like chit whenever you attempt this, it gives off the impression that you're ugly.

Its the same as when someone actually attempts to sing seriously and they sound like chit in comparison with someone kind of 'mock singing' and still sounding like chit. The guy who was being serious gets mocked because 'lol you're so phucking bad bro' whereas the guy who preemptively sets a 'oh i'm only joking around' vibe and sings in a goofy way doesn't get mocked even though he might genuinely be trying his best because he has the ability to deny that he was trying to sound good
This is exactly what I thought it was. I'm not doubting the low testosterone theory, but I think the two are connected. Low test = low self-esteem = making stupid faces.
post 1551127591 05-09-2018, 03:42 AM
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A lot of women make this face too. Maybe the reason as the poster above said is insecurity?
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post 1551127731 05-09-2018, 03:49 AM
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When the fuk did having a beard become a sign of low test *******ry
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post 1551127761 05-09-2018, 03:51 AM
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lmao
they all look like they want a nice juicy load squirted in their mouths
post 1551127791 05-09-2018, 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted By NorthernLad93⏩
When the fuk did having a beard become a sign of low test *******ry
When people started growing them to make up for lack of facial aesthetics. The male version of makeup. Especially the huge ones
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post 1551127851 05-09-2018, 03:57 AM
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Lmfaooo cant unsee this.
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post 1551129121 05-09-2018, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
Lmfaooo cant unsee this.


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post 1551129671 05-09-2018, 05:05 AM
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The Soy Face was a funny phenomenon for a few months... I haven't seen a new Soy Face picture since it blew up, though. Recycling the same 10 pictures every time...
post 1551130181 05-09-2018, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Zwicker⏩
I haven't seen a new Soy Face picture since it blew up, though. Recycling the same 10 pictures every time...
Just use your front-facing camera...
post 1551131141 05-09-2018, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted By therealistwat⏩
Guess you havent seen the masterrace /pol/ meet up pictures.

Different sides of the same coin. Right wing autists are just as bad
this

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post 1551131441 05-09-2018, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted By GreenMintTea⏩
lmao
they all look like they want a nice juicy load squirted in their mouths
You look like the kind of guy who wants to give it to them.
post 1551131471 05-09-2018, 05:50 AM
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They're ready to receive a load of throat yogurt from their 125 pound life partner. ***gots.
Had to be around a large group of these beta ***s last week in DC. Every damn picture was mouth wide open and arms in the air. Act like a grown man and not a Disney fairy.
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how much longer we going to beat dead horses around here
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
yeah i see your point, looks kinda cringey now that i've seen more pics


is it weird that i can almost hear exactly what they sound like too?
Dude it's unreal. I live in a big college town and deal with these people everyday at work. You wouldn't believe the number of 150lb soyboys who are age 30+. They speak very softly, all have the big oversized glasses, and are overly concerned with fashion and appearance (but moreso to appear they live the granola lifestyle, drive Subarus and Priuses (Prii?), etc). Some of these people are fathers, too. The future is bleak.
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post 1551132271 05-09-2018, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
I see what you did there rofl. Does he post here anymore?
Cheeky Cheeky.
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Originally Posted By iHateDeadlifts⏩
imagine spending time going on the internet tryna find faces of random dudes enjoying life and make a collage because you don't like their smiles due to your psuedo-alpha mentality.



couldn't be me
Yeah, because you're too busy playing Nintendo and drinking soylent
Originally Posted By jfcantu⏩
No kidding.
You too, you cosigning pole jockey
post 1551132281 05-09-2018, 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Dude it's unreal. I live in a big college town and deal with these people everyday at work. You wouldn't believe the number of 150lb soyboys who are age 30+.They speak very softly, all have the big oversized glasses, and are overly concerned with fashion and appearance (but moreso to appear they live the granola lifestyle, drive Subarus and Priuses (Prii?), etc). Some of these people are fathers, too. The future is bleak.
Meanwhile their bulldyke whale of a girlfriend speaks like she's holding a megaphone in front of her, outweighs him by 50lbs and basically the same height, covered in tattoos/piercings, and has hair the same length as him.
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post 1551132681 05-09-2018, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted By iHateDeadlifts⏩
imagine spending time going on the internet tryna find faces of random dudes enjoying life and make a collage because you don't like their smiles due to your psuedo-alpha mentality.
Username to post content ratio approaching 1.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1551132921 05-09-2018, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted By NorthernLad93⏩
When the fuk did having a beard become a sign of low test *******ry
Yeah I've had a beard for years and these *******s are making me want to shave it.
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Originally Posted By PAU1⏩
There is so much estrogen in this picture.
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Originally Posted By NorthernLad93⏩
When the fuk did having a beard become a sign of low test *******ry
To cover up slack jaws, receding jaws, soft jaws, fat necks, etc.
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
I got a group of friends that do this, they also rocked rompers, pose like ****s and act like hipsters, kinda glad I dont hang out with them anymore, shame they never used to be like this either. I guess all we had in common was drinking and parties Friday/Saturday nights.
They dont even lift.


30-33 year old males dressing like ****boi lumberjacks with soylent grins.Just imagine it.
Can brah here.

It's hard to fight the innate face down head shake of shame when I have to meet these people in person for w.e reason. 2018 where having proper posture and not being awkward you atuo alpha-mog 99/100 ppl.
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post 1551134271 05-09-2018, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By hxa⏩
Just use your front-facing camera...
Shots fukin fired. Lawwd.
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more soyboy pics just lol at these ****s go play stardew valley on ur switch clay matthews u little slut



just lol at this zesty twink

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Anyone have the urge to throw some sort of finger food in their mouths? Like peanuts or popcorn.
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Dude it's unreal. I live in a big college town and deal with these people everyday at work. You wouldn't believe the number of 150lb soyboys who are age 30+. They speak very softly, all have the big oversized glasses, and are overly concerned with fashion and appearance (but moreso to appear they live the granola lifestyle,drive Subarus and Priuses(Prii?), etc). Some of these people are fathers, too. The future is bleak.
whoa whoa whoa. Hold the line here.

What is wrong with

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b) Driving a Prius: 100% srs on this. Reliable (yota) Cheap on fuel (smart) Problem?
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[QUOTE=AltarOfPlagues post_id=1551134761]more soyboy pics just lol at these ****s go play stardew valley on ur switch clay matthews u little slut

[img]https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/343/175/26_4175343.jpg[img]

just lol at this zesty twink

[img]https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/212/637/4637212.jpg[img][/QUOTE]Strong retardation on your part. These expressions have nothing in common with the soylent face. I award you no points and my black jesus have mercy on your soul.
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