EDIT: idk how I left this video out when I posted.





Been ****ing around on tinder for a bit now. Had a couple girls over, to beta to make a move, had another one come over tonight and said **** it. Literally. Asian chick. 5'5". Decent ass. Smallish teds. Little chubby. Cute face.

We talked about doing a FWB maybe a couple days ago. Today she sent me some photos (idk how to get these out of snapchat without her seeing it. The ones on her actual tinder profile are absolute garbage meme photos. If someone can tell me how to get the photos, I will dutifully post.)

Anyway she comes over and we both go to my bedroom. Its like super awkward so we both agree to just chill and watch an episode of game of thrones.
Literally spend well over half the episode just lying on my bed next to her before I literally just look at her and say "Ya know, we can do better than this. wanna move closer?" While I put an arm around her. She kinda giggled and went "Yeah..." before scooting over to me and setting her head + one hand on my chest. This right here by the way, is literally the highpoint of the whole thing for me. Like, I knew the whole intimacy was fake and just an excuse to bang but it just felt like...really nice to just hold someone like that.

Anyway. end credits are rolling but I ever bothered to even touch her ass/hip. Eventually shifted over to face her. Don't remember exact words, but I literally complained that our heads were in an awkward position for me to kiss her. So naturally we shifted around and kissed a few times before just making out. Probs pretty standard from that point I guess. Just kinda rubbed into eachother while I groped around/awkwardly took her clothes off (apparently her stupid top had to be pulled down, not up... <.<) Also note. from this point forward she started moaning pretty loudly and never really stopped. Sometimes when she got really loud I would kiss her just to muffle it cause I thought my roomate might be home. LOL

She stops me for a minute and asks for a tissue, says her IUD still makes her bleed sometimes (showed me where she got the IUD in. not that I actually know what that looks like. But pretty ballsy lie if she was lying.
Anyway she asked me not to look while she wiped the blood out. And I'm just like w/e man. idgaf. after that she lies down and I get on top of her. We make out/rub together for a bit before I roll over. She rubs on top of me for a bit before sliding it in. We do cowgirl for awhile, she asks to switch positions so we do missionary (held her legs up) eventually I cum, tried to pullout but probably came in her a bit too. I make out with her for a bit while I'm waiting for my lil guy to recuperate. after a bit I ask her if she want to try another position. She sounded super surprised/excited and asked "You mean like go again?!" I said yeah if you want to. she said "yeah..." like she was all shy or w/e and said she liked it from behind. So yeah. Then I just ****ed her doggystyle until she got to sore to keep going. Told me afterwards that her pussy hurt lmao. Anyway so she took a shower and then I walked her back to the bus stop and she left. I literally rinsed my mouth out/gargled with straight apple cider vinegar, took a shower and now I'm posting this while I do laundry.

So yeah.
Cliffs:
First time cuddling
first time kissing
first time frenching/making out
first time I touched the butt
first time I touched the boobs
first time I put my pee pee in a girl


OP is awkward took 75% of a game of thrones episode to start cuddling with a girl who was clearly DTF and probably woulda just stripped if I told her to.
OP took the rest of the episode of game of thrones and most of the credits before he started groping/kissing girl
OP came
OP doesn't think girl came Edit: Girl claims she cametwice.
OP doesn't give a fuk
OP thinks sex sucks and cuddling was the best part.
OP needs help getting pictures off snapchat without girl knowing



edit: pics






edit: Telling her I was a virgin. lel






OP tinder pics posted on page 3

negged on sight from now on.


purge

Why tho? I actually banged

That's funny because I've also been ****ing around on tinder for a bit now. Had a couple girls over, to beta to make a move, had another one come over tonight and said **** it. Literally. Asian chick. 5'5". Decent ass. Smallish teds. Little chubby. Cute face.

We talked about doing a FWB maybe a couple days ago. Today she sent me some photos (idk how to get these out of snapchat without her seeing it. The ones on her actual tinder profile are absolute garbage meme photos. If someone can tell me how to get the photos, I will dutifully post.)

Anyway she comes over and we both go to my bedroom. Its like super awkward so we both agree to just chill and watch an episode of game of thrones.
Literally spend well over half the episode just lying on my bed next to her before I literally just look at her and say "Ya know, we can do better than this. wanna move closer?" While I put an arm around her. She kinda giggled and went "Yeah..." before scooting over to me and setting her head + one hand on my chest. This right here by the way, is literally the highpoint of the whole thing for me. Like, I knew the whole intimacy was fake and just an excuse to bang but it just felt like...really nice to just hold someone like that.

Anyway. end credits are rolling but I ever bothered to even touch her ass/hip. Eventually shifted over to face her. Don't remember exact words, but I literally complained that our heads were in an awkward position for me to kiss her. So naturally we shifted around and kissed a few times before just making out. Probs pretty standard from that point I guess. Just kinda rubbed into eachother while I groped around/awkwardly took her clothes off (apparently her stupid top had to be pulled down, not up... <.<) Also note. from this point forward she started moaning pretty loudly and never really stopped. Sometimes when she got really loud I would kiss her just to muffle it cause I thought my roomate might be home. LOL

She stops me for a minute and asks for a tissue, says her IUD still makes her bleed sometimes (showed me where she got the IUD in. not that I actually know what that looks like. But pretty ballsy lie if she was lying.
Anyway she asked me not to look while she wiped the blood out. And I'm just like w/e man. idgaf. after that she lies down and I get on top of her. We make out/rub together for a bit before I roll over. She rubs on top of me for a bit before sliding it in. We do missionary for awhile, she asks to switch positions so we do missionary (held her legs up) eventually I cum, tried to pullout but probably came in her a bit too. I make out with her for a bit while I'm waiting for my lil guy to recuperate. after a bit I ask her if she want to try another position. She sounded super surprised/excited and asked "You mean like go again?!" I said yeah if you want to. she said "yeah..." like she was all shy or w/e and said she liked it from behind. So yeah. Then I just ****ed her doggystyle until she got to sore to keep going. Told me afterwards that her pussy hurt lmao. Anyway so she took a shower and then I walked her back to the bus stop and she left. I literally rinsed my mouth out/gargled with straight apple cider vinegar, took a shower and now I'm posting this while I do laundry.

So yeah.
Cliffs:
First time cuddling
first time kissing
first time frenching/making out
first time I touched the butt
first time I touched the boobs
first time I put my pee pee in a girl


OP is awkward took 75% of a game of thrones episode to start cuddling with a girl who was clearly DTF and probably woulda just stripped if I told her to.
OP took the rest of the episode of game of thrones and most of the credits before he started groping/kissing girl
OP came
OP doesn't think girl came
OP doesn't give a fuk
OP thinks sex sucks and cuddling was the best part.
OP needs help getting pictures off snapchat without girl knowing

Considering you wrote an essay to explain, I believe you.

LOL sounds like you were horrible and she said whatever she needed to in order to leave

And then you woke up

doesnt matter had sex

repped

Wat did i just read

TLDR brah gotta work on your summarizing skillsmore than you can afford pal

hnnnng. OP you should try writing some erotica books, youve got a knack for it

lol was waiting for it bro

this certainly happened

no guy who types <.< on forums gets laid. ever

<.<

Gjdm

pics of you and pics of her

I remember when I was 15

gjdm though bro

OP is right there is no better feeling than cuddling with a new girl that really likes you

Lol at this meme
Thanks I guess
Idk she asked multiple times if I wanted to do it again. I couldn't have been that bad if she wanted to do it again right? idk. I'm literally gonna tell her it was my first time and ask what she thinks I need to get better at. Why not. Should be lulzy/informative.
Kinda wish. Something tells me I'm gonna regret this later on. For now its just kinda w/e though.
Exactly.
idk man. I lived it and idk wtf it was
I did provide cliffs.I did some erotic roleplay (basically sexting) when I was younger. Honestly tried to dumb this down a bit so it wasn't like that lol could 100% make it more erotic/detailed if I had the time/inclination to do so.I was too lol
and yet...I did. >.>>.> 0_o
thanks

I remember when i was 12, now pics or you was in virtual reality

So many goddamn words and no pics

No congrats for you *******

Are you alright OP? You seem kinda low my mane.

Idk how to get the pics of her without he knowing. Any ideas?
I'm ****ing 20 lmfao. She was 18.
idk how the **** she could really like me. Haven't talked much. She thought I was hot I guess.idk how to get them. is there like an app I can get to screenshot a snapchat convo?
idk I'm mostly fine. Was super depressed after my last GF cheated on me. Mostly felt lonely since then. This doesn't really do anything for me though.

where are the pics *******

she's a fukin fwb, who the fuk cares about her feelings. now get the pics and post them itt

I read the whole thing and I just want to know one thing OP....

Why the fuk did you gargle with apple cider vinegar?

Good for you man. Really. But fukk you for not posting pics.

still trying to figure it out. I will deliver.
Yeah but I'm telling her she took my virginity as we speak. I don't want to risk her going NC yet. That could be lulzy.Idk my mouth felt really ****ing dirty afterwards.Working on it I swear. I WILL deliver.

Charging neg cannons.