Strong blueballing the misc for an awful story.
Strong going down on a Vegas sloot you just met.
Strong cringey pillow talk.
Strong everything.

how do you get girls to tell you that you are amazing in bed

Ok... Shortened this post because Im boarding soon. If I dont have Wi-Fi on the flight will answer questions when I land later tonight EST...



This ^^^. Sorry I let you brahs down. Can't win em' all.

Lessons learned:

1. Listen to the misc
2. Strike the hammer while the iron is hot

That said my current phuckbuddy is open to the idea of a 3some...so I'll hopefully be able to redeem myself within the next couple months and will make a thread about it. Gotta keep swinging. And since I'll be planning this one out, it won't be with mediocre/chubby sloots. Last 3some I had over a year ago I detailed in the sloth thread. Was an epic experience...

...now about last night...

So after these 2 sloots flaked I hit up a few of the other tinder sloots I had options with.

This 1 replied, and here's me slicing through her sloot defenses like a japanese chef chopping up a sushi roll.





Here she's fishing for a reason to backout. Make 1 wrong move with these bishes and they'll ghost.



I could have been her backup too. So spammed a bunch of sloots in case she dropped out. Here's one that messaged back.





But she finally came around.

Met her in lobby of hotel. 40yo Latina milf could have passed for late twenties/early thirties facially. Body was mostly petite with wide hips/love handles but not fat/didn't have a gut. She had pancakes which was disappointing but real nice rack. 1st impression was she was sexy: short black skirt, heels, nice legs, pretty face, straight black hair to shoulders, big teddies, typical Latina look (or could have passed as Arab/Persian).

Went to bar and had a drink. My hands were all over her within seconds. Touching her hair, hands, legs etc.. She's thinking I'm going to take her out for more drinks/dancing/food etc...so I said "hey...I was in the middle of sending a client an email when you came...so come with me up to my room so I can send this email out and we can come back down for more drinks..."

She agreed. As we were walking down the hall to my room she said the weirdest thing. She said "you know the only reason I got dressed up to go out with you on a work night was because my 16yo daughter said 'Ma...he looks like he can kick some ass...go meet him'" then I was like "WTF!?? What the hell does that even mean!? You showed my tinder profile to your 16yo daughter...?? WTF!!"

So we get to my room and she walks straight to the window to see the view. I stand behind her so as she turns around she's right in front of me and I grab her by the shoulders to hold her straight then we kiss. Kind of soft sensual kissing. Feeling her pancakes a bit then I move her to sit on the bed and we got heated.

I start undoing her shirt/sliding off her skirt and she stops me and says "No...don't take off my clothes. Send your email and let's go down for more drinks like you said..."

I told her dont tell me what to do (with a smile on my face). Then I spread her legs and started slowly and softly rubbing her clit while kissing her neck. Got her real moist and escelated to the point she's breathing heavy and I say "this is what were going to do...Im hard as a rock and am going to put my dink real deep inside you. So you can feel every inch...then Im going to take it out and we can go downstairs for more drinks...she agreed and she went to the bathroom.

She came back and clothes came off and I started going down on her. Right before my tongue reaches the top of her pussy she stops me and says "dont...I just finished my period." I was like 'whatever' and popped a condom on.

Tl;dr I pounded her hard for a few then took my dink out and it was covered in blood. I laughed and said "you didn't just finish your period.." she acted all surprised and started apologizing. I told she bs'd me but I don't care and kept plowing. That's the story. Here's her txt to me this morning.



Spoiler!

you got to earn that brah

confused...who did he bang?

why did he show pics of the 25 year old prostitute when she's completely irrelevant to that entire post

Rule #1 Never go down on a woman you just met, no matter who.

Woman carry so many infections and bacteria down there and its very easy to become infected.

Many girls are riddled with thrush and other yeast infections and they dont even know it.

You;d think a dude your age would know this by now.

how do you get girls to tell you that you are amazing in bed

Friend

Edit: to clarify. "Girl" in thread title is "random tinder girl" not "my girl".

Phuck like Owen gray. Take control. Manhandle. Be intense but passionate. Take V or yohimbe or both. Edge.

OP is an oldcel who consistently brags about smashing post prime women. Not gonna read a single word, and have no clue how tf this **** has 10 pages

Why would you wrap up the dink but be willing to go down on a dirty random? Might as well chuck the rubber and go in raw.

strong rapey vibes OP

What happened with the blood on the towels yesterday? I have a headache don't wannta go back through all that ****