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Thread: kissless virgin lost his virginity tonight. AMA (storytime. cliffs. pics incoming)

post 1552202321 05-23-2018, 11:18 PM
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miscers making fun of this kid and laughing at him...why?

half of yall can't even land a 5/10 and couldn't properly approach a 6/10 if someone paid you to

post is slightly cringe, but who's first sexual experience wasnt
post 1552202651 05-23-2018, 11:24 PM
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Repped for story, pics, screens.

And ye, sex kinda sucks at the beginning because you're overthinking it etc. Surprised you didn't have any performance anxiety.
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩
Haven't laughed that hard on the misc in a while.
lol I wish I was the sithlord bro. Hes way coolar than me.
Originally Posted By kekusmaximus⏩
time to stop speaking like a 4chan incel bro
How about I speak however I want you cheeky kunt?
Originally Posted By areyoucereal⏩
Read the whole thing. Good job oppie!

So how was sex in real life compared to how you expected it to be like ?
Idk I figured it'd be better. Have had masturbation sessions/phone sex that felt way better than that.
Originally Posted By wildturkey⏩
congrats OP, repped
thanks man
Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
miscers making fun of this kid and laughing at him...why?

half of yall can't even land a 5/10 and couldn't properly approach a 6/10 if someone paid you to

post is slightly cringe, but who's first sexual experience wasnt
Surprised no one has explicitly rated the girl of me after all the demands for pics. You think she was 6/10?
Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
Repped for story, pics, screens.

And ye, sex kinda sucks at the beginning because you're overthinking it etc. Surprised you didn't have any performance anxiety.
Ya know I never thought in my life that I'd have any performance anxiety/problems getting hard or w/e. But I always had a ****load of trouble peeing with people around. One dude in ROTC asked me after a piss test if I was a virgin and I was like yeah why? and he goes "How do you think you are gonna be able to have sex if you are so uncomfortable with people seeing your cock?"

I was like. "fuuuuuark. Never thought of that."
Didn't think of it yesterday either so it didn't matter I guess.
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post 1552216461 05-24-2018, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
Idk how to get the pics of her without he knowing. Any ideas?

I'm ****ing 20 lmfao. She was 18.


idk how the **** she could really like me. Haven't talked much. She thought I was hot I guess.


idk how to get them. is there like an app I can get to screenshot a snapchat convo?


idk I'm mostly fine. Was super depressed after my last GF cheated on me. Mostly felt lonely since then. This doesn't really do anything for me though.
Denali looks way older than 18 brah.
post 1552216571 05-24-2018, 06:52 AM
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Cringe if this is true but respect for having the balls to share it. Why would you ever tell the chick you are a virgin especially on tinder lmao. Should have just had a drink or two to numb the awkwardness...
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post 1552216831 05-24-2018, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
LOL sounds like you were horrible and she said whatever she needed to in order to leave
Don't be salty, it will be your turn one day if you're lucky

Congrats OP
post 1552217021 05-24-2018, 07:01 AM
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Not sure why people want to tear this guy down for getting out of FAness. I guess some people just want to people chit on here.
Originally Posted By BohemianSlav⏩
Cringe if this is true but respect for having the balls to share it. Why would you ever tell the chick you are a virgin especially on tinder lmao. Should have just had a drink or two to numb the awkwardness...
Some as the nikolololol guy. Blows my mind.
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Good job brah, but next time get her to zuk your dink, *******
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
Anyway she comes over and we both go to my bedroom. Its like super awkward so we both agree to just chill and watch an episode of game of thrones.
Literally spend well over half the episode just lying on my bed next to her before I literally just look at her and say "Ya know, we can do better than this. wanna move closer?" While I put an arm around her. She kinda giggled and went "Yeah..." before scooting over to me and setting her head + one hand on my chest.This right here by the way, is literally the highpoint of the whole thing for me. Like, I knew the whole intimacy was fake and just an excuse to bang but it just felt like...really nice to just hold someone like that.
Now imagine these feels once you find a girl you want to be exclusive with, sh!t is the goat feeling bruh. Dead azz feels like you get better sleep when your girl sleeps over.

Pro tip: When she asked if you guys could try a different position, that should have been your cue to man up and take more control brah. Most of the time has to be you in control and showing her you're big poppa.

Use your hands man. Explore, use different touches/pressure to feel her bruh. You gotta make her feel like shes beautiful with your touch (no cringe) ded srs. Look for which moves make her more excited. Learn from it thru trial and error lol that chit is fun. Of course all this is given the sex is consensual and you're no going overboard and actually hurting her or being a sicko LOL
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Originally Posted By yoxnick⏩
Use your hands man. Explore, use different touches/pressure to feel her bruh. You gotta make her feel like shes beautiful with your touch (no cringe) ded srs. Look for which moves make her more excited. Learn from it thru trial and error lol that chit is fun. Of course all this is given the sex is consensual and you're no going overboard and actually hurting her or being a sicko LOL
godspeed



wtf is this ***gotry. Next time choke the chit out of her OP
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There was a time when this thread would have been full of "we're all gonna make it"
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post 1552218741 05-24-2018, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩



wtf is this ***gotry. Next time choke the chit out of her OP
LOL thats what mario and waluigi are gonna do to your girl when she heads to italy for the summer

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Originally Posted By yoxnick⏩
LOL thats what mario and waluigi are gonna do to your girl when she heads to italy for the summer

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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
lol thanks I guess.


not a lot of questions for an AMA honestly
because most people have smashed and don't have questions for someone who just swiped their v-card


and all the fukn ******* incel loser kunts just want to stay safe in their delusions that sex is impossible and it's all the fault of women not them so they don't want advice/help




btw good job dave man is the highest praise possible on the misc




good job dave man
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GJ OP, broads are fukin dumb my first time the sloot thought I was experienced when I was what I am I doing LOL.
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Good job man.
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Those texts made me eyes hurt.

However GJDM.
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Originally Posted By zknarc⏩
There was a time when this thread would have been full of "we're all gonna make it"
Seriously people are negative as fukk now. Bunch of ghey puritans.

Sex is evil, women are evil, social retardation....basically sums up the misc now.
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"I was really horny so i needed that"


Like a wild animal. GG OP
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tenderly raped
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Dassit repping on recharge.

But lol'ed at texting your ****gy virgin life story to a tinder whore after the fact. Dafuq did you do that for?
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Didnt read a single word but good job I guess. She looks like she belongs in jurassic park, but oh well.
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
Denali looks way older than 18 brah.
Well. If she is then she has a really nice fake ID that says she is 18. Who the fuk gets a fake that says they are 18?
Originally Posted By BohemianSlav⏩
Cringe if this is true but respect for having the balls to share it. Why would you ever tell the chick you are a virgin especially on tinder lmao. Should have just had a drink or two to numb the awkwardness...
GOT killed the awkwardness a bit honestly. I don't like drink so I don't really feel like having drinks ya know.
Originally Posted By TappingTheZen⏩
Don't be salty, it will be your turn one day if you're lucky

Congrats OP
Thanks man.
Originally Posted By zknarc⏩
Not sure why people want to tear this guy down for getting out of FAness. I guess some people just want to people chit on here.



Some as the nikolololol guy. Blows my mind.
Such is misc. I only got 1 neg though. And like 30+ reps so far lol. So yeah. Its mostly cool.
Originally Posted By brightbrah⏩
Congrats OP. Getting that first one out of the way makes you realize how it's not that big of a deal.

But don't make a habit out of going in raw on tinder sloots (or any girls you just met for that matter..)
Yeah probs a bad idea. I literally don't even have any condoms though. Not sure I really want to either. I mean ****. If its this lame raw, how much is it gonna suck with a condom on?
Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Good job brah, but next time get her to zuk your dink, *******
Sounds like a plan stan.
Originally Posted By yoxnick⏩
Now imagine these feels once you find a girl you want to be exclusive with, sh!t is the goat feeling bruh. Dead azz feels like you get better sleep when your girl sleeps over.

Pro tip: When she asked if you guys could try a different position, that should have been your cue to man up and take more control brah. Most of the time has to be you in control and showing her you're big poppa.

Use your hands man. Explore, use different touches/pressure to feel her bruh. You gotta make her feel like shes beautiful with your touch (no cringe) ded srs. Look for which moves make her more excited. Learn from it thru trial and error lol that chit is fun. Of course all this is given the sex is consensual and you're no going overboard and actually hurting her or being a sicko LOL
godspeed
I felt around a bit, but honestly it seemed kinda pointless real quick so I always ended up grabbing her hips.
Originally Posted By AshWar⏩



wtf is this ***gotry. Next time choke the chit out of her OP
Not every girl is into choking though? not sure I'm into choking a girl either.
Originally Posted By zknarc⏩
There was a time when this thread would have been full of "we're all gonna make it"
True. It's got a bunch of that though
Originally Posted By yoxnick⏩
LOL thats what mario and waluigi are gonna do to your girl when she heads to italy for the summer

just lmao
Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
because most people have smashed and don't have questions for someone who just swiped their v-card


and all the fukn ******* incel loser kunts just want to stay safe in their delusions that sex is impossible and it's all the fault of women not them so they don't want advice/help




btw good job dave man is the highest praise possible on the misc




good job dave man
Thanks bro. Appreciated.
Originally Posted By TrancE_AddicT⏩
GJ OP, broads are fukin dumb my first time the sloot thought I was experienced when I was what I am I doing LOL.
Same apparently. lol I swear to **** man. Every position felt like an awkward angle. Gonna have to experiment more.
Originally Posted By psyke007⏩
Good job man.
Thanks
Originally Posted By Ozzieturk⏩
Those texts made me eyes hurt.

However GJDM.
Those texts made me LOL so hard.
Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
Seriously people are negative as fukk now. Bunch of ghey puritans.

Sex is evil, women are evil, social retardation....basically sums up the misc now.
Sex is evil. Women are evil. Lots of us are social retards. Me included. But hey. I don't give a fuk anymore. so there.
Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Lol @ the *******s who have to take a chit on everything, good for u OP

repped
Thanks man.
Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
"I was really horny so i needed that"


Like a wild animal. GG OP
She seemed horny af honestly. only word I can think of that described her behavior before we actually started was writhing. Writhing and moaning. Like fuuuark man.
Originally Posted By InVentive44⏩
Oh.Okay.
Yeah man. Okay.
Originally Posted By CopeyDan⏩
tenderly raped
lol
Originally Posted By PisseninMisc⏩
Dassit repping on recharge.

But lol'ed at texting your ****gy virgin life story to a tinder whore after the fact. Dafuq did you do that for?
thought it could be funny. Didn't care if it made her go NC. Was kinda interested to see if she'd be like "OH SO THAT'S WHY YOU SUCKED"
Originally Posted By Brandon556211⏩
Didnt read a single word but good job I guess. She looks like she belongs in jurassic park, but oh well.
lmao man. Thats a bit harsh.
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Kinda cringed at you revealing all afterwards but hey, you got your dik wet and that's all that matters. Congrats bruh, onwards and upwards from here. Also well done on not busting a nut after 3 pumps.
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
thought it could be funny. Didn't care if it made her go NC. Was kinda interested to see if she'd be like "OH SO THAT'S WHY YOU SUCKED"
I mean it is funny cause it's retarded so you are right I guess. If you continue to bang her here is my suggestion: "I have these fantasies I want to try and you're the first one I'll be trying it with". Proceed to do all the raunchy chit that your filthy retarded mind can conjure.

You're on the right track bro. If you pursue the FWB thing make sure you don't fall in love with that pussy as it tends to happen with the first time, plenty more out there.
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So how did it feel having a dik in your ass OP ?
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Based on the texts you just sent afterwards, I think you just ruined any other possibility of mating with that girl.

she looks rather decent in that last pic


things I've learned: be assertive once the fornication process happens
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Originally Posted By Brandon556211⏩
Didnt read a single word but good job I guess. She looks like she belongs in jurassic park, but oh well.
To be fair Jurrasic Park is a box office hit. So it is kind of a compliment.
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