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post 1552225771 05-24-2018, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
Kinda cringed at you revealing all afterwards but hey, you got your dik wet and that's all that matters. Congrats bruh, onwards and upwards from here. Also well done on not busting a nut after 3 pumps.
This was honestly not really a problem at all. Maybe she just sucked at riding. Who knows?
Originally Posted By PisseninMisc⏩
I mean it is funny cause it's retarded so you are right I guess. If you continue to bang her here is my suggestion: "I have these fantasies I want to try and you're the first one I'll be trying it with". Proceed to do all the raunchy chit that your filthy retarded mind can conjure.

You're on the right track bro. If you pursue the FWB thing make sure you don't fall in love with that pussy as it tends to happen with the first time, plenty more out there.
zero emotions so far. There is another girl I kinda like atm though. Honestly probably shoulda waited and just banged her. oh well.
Originally Posted By RyanT7⏩
So how did it feel having a dik in your ass OP ?
Idk you tell me bro.
Originally Posted By IntelExchange⏩
Based on the texts you just sent afterwards, I think you just ruined any other possibility of mating with that girl.

she looks rather decent in that last pic


things I've learned: be assertive once the fornication process happens
idk man. She snapped me this morning already. I guess I didn't scare her off. idk if I even wanna do it again though.
Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
To be fair Jurrasic Park is a box office hit. So it is kind of a compliment.
LOL
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post 1552227111 05-24-2018, 09:29 AM
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Wow. I am getting South American vibes from her
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post 1552227881 05-24-2018, 09:39 AM
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negged for not properly formatting that essay in MLA
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
post 1552228331 05-24-2018, 09:44 AM
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"Oh. Okay."

OPie why man

Act like a ****ing normal human being
post 1552228361 05-24-2018, 09:45 AM
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lol the texting is the best part.
post 1552228601 05-24-2018, 09:47 AM
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Well done OP.

May your dick get wet more often now.
Lifting on hiatus, triathlon training everydayyyy
HTC, don't @ me
post 1552228721 05-24-2018, 09:48 AM
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GJ OP, we're all going to make it
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drum, it holds fifty, uh
post 1552228921 05-24-2018, 09:51 AM
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post 1552229001 05-24-2018, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By leoaa777⏩
Wow. I am getting South American vibes from her
Really? She looks asian to me. Might ask her what kind.
Originally Posted By menseks⏩
asian girls seem to be the go to if you're a non-asian kissless incel.
Asians are cute af too.
Originally Posted By Jax05⏩
negged for not properly formatting that essay in MLA
Sorry professor. It wont happen again.
Originally Posted By NotARotter⏩
"Oh. Okay."

OPie why man

Act like a ****ing normal human being
make me.
Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
lol the texting is the best part.
hehe ty men
Originally Posted By jacemano⏩
Well done OP.

May your dick get wet more often now.
or not. idk. Didn't really seem like it was worth the time/effort. And it didn't even take that much time/effort. lol
Originally Posted By MoeBettuh⏩
GJ OP, we're all going to make it
Thanks man
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post 1552229031 05-24-2018, 09:53 AM
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Good for you, OP. Lol at the haters, and repped.

Not to be negative, but just an fyi, she didn't have an orgasm (nobody *thinks* they might have had an orgasm; they either did or they didn't). You can try again next time (maybe some more foreplay this time, bucko).
Take it easy Christian
post 1552229041 05-24-2018, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By kekusmaximus⏩
TLDR brah gotta work on your summarizing skills



more than you can afford pal
Repped.
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post 1552229111 05-24-2018, 09:55 AM
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BTW don't blow her off with awkward **** unless you're swimming in poosey you don't wanna burn bridges I have been there a few times when I was like fuk why did I blow this sloot off.
post 1552229831 05-24-2018, 10:04 AM
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So if I read this correctly you went from virgin to rawdoggin it your first time? Not my cup of tea(last chick I raw dogged ended up having chlamydia and I had to get tested, no clap for me luckily) but congrats man! Weโ€™re all gonna make it!
post 1552231811 05-24-2018, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
Good for you, OP. Lol at the haters, and repped.

Not to be negative, but just an fyi, she didn't have an orgasm (nobody *thinks* they might have had an orgasm; they either did or they didn't). You can try again next time (maybe some more foreplay this time, bucko).
I didn't read it as her saying "I think I might have had one" Seemed more like when you tell someone "I don't think you did XYZ" And they go "I'm pretty sure I did." idk. wait. LOL yeah we literally talked about fake orgasms being stupid before she came over.
Originally Posted By BMACbrah⏩
Repped.
ty men
Originally Posted By TrancE_AddicT⏩
BTW don't blow her off with awkward **** unless you're swimming in poosey you don't wanna burn bridges I have been there a few times when I was like fuk why did I blow this sloot off.
There is a few more I could bang with pretty minimal effort. Oddly enough she doesn't seem deterred by the cringe in the slightest. She's like asking about how may day is going and ****. It's kinda weird honestly.
Originally Posted By sabresEH⏩
So if I read this correctly you went from virgin to rawdoggin it your first time? Not my cup of tea(last chick I raw dogged ended up having chlamydia and I had to get tested, no clap for me luckily) but congrats man! Weโ€™re all gonna make it!
Why the fuk would you wanna use a condom first time?

As far as I know she's clean, and has a BC implant. So it's probably safe to do it raw. I mean so long as she doesn't have herpes or HIV its not like the STD wont go away.
Also not like herpes is that big a deal anyway...
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post 1552231951 05-24-2018, 10:32 AM
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good job op, i remember am epic dry spell i had. Ended up banging this chick so phucking hard i had her coming back for months. When all the energy is released at once you're at your best
post 1552232351 05-24-2018, 10:37 AM
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Good job, fuk the haters ITT. Asian girls single handedly reducing incels renting vans worldwide.
post 1552232521 05-24-2018, 10:39 AM
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op fuked an suv. not sure if this counts
post 1552232711 05-24-2018, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By NukYavlen⏩
Good job, fuk the haters ITT. Asian girls single handedly reducing incels renting vans worldwide.
I've always liked asians anyway so it was kinda cool honestly.
Originally Posted By Azrairc⏩
good job op, i remember am epic dry spell i had. Ended up banging this chick so phucking hard i had her coming back for months. When all the energy is released at once you're at your best
Not sure if that really applies to me though.
Originally Posted By midcoastking33⏩
op fuked an suv. not sure if this counts
doesn't matter had sex

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post 1552236151 05-24-2018, 11:29 AM
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Well done OP.

Keep communicating with this chick so you can bang more and get more practice. She will get off on "teaching" you things.

The blood part had me a little worried tho.
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post 1552269021 05-24-2018, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By LiftBigEatBig⏩
Well done OP.

Keep communicating with this chick so you can bang more and get more practice. She will get off on "teaching" you things.

The blood part had me a little worried tho.
looked it up. Seems like a real thing.
Apparently depending on IUDs periods could lessen, stop, or get worse in addition to them bleeding in between periods for a few months.
She showed me the implant in her arm, but I have no idea what the **** one of those would look like. if anything. wasn't looking too close at the time either lmao.

I could ask for a picture of it if one of you guys is confident you'd recognize it.
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post 1554317441 06-20-2018, 06:14 PM
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wanna update this by saying I ****ed her in the ass yesterday. That was a new and exciting experience as well.

lmfao
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
wanna update this by saying I ****ed her in the ass yesterday. That was a new and exciting experience as well.

lmfao
look at you blossom!

GJ;DM

Are you enjoying it a bit more now?
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congrats

though for future reference....if you're shooting for any chance of a fwb, you do not pull that needy approval grabbing chit that was in the follow up convo. That was painful to read.
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Originally Posted By Custo⏩
look at you blossom!

GJ;DM

Are you enjoying it a bit more now?
definitely better than the first time thats for sure
Originally Posted By truthhurts⏩
congrats

though for future reference....if you're shooting for any chance of a fwb, you do not pull that needy approval grabbing chit that was in the follow up convo. That was painful to read.
that was honestly just for lolz. idgaf what happens with this chick.
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
wanna update this by saying I ****ed her in the ass yesterday. That was a new and exciting experience as well.

lmfao
Take it easy Christian
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lmao OP just had sex and he's already onto anal and I've been at it for a good 8 years now and have never done so

They grow up so fast
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
wanna update this by saying I ****ed her in the ass yesterday. That was a new and exciting experience as well.

lmfao
Found your highlight reel of the experience OP...

Spoiler!
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post 1554321851 06-20-2018, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By goinguido2⏩
lmao OP just had sex and he's already onto anal and I've been at it for a good 8 years now and have never done so

They grow up so fast
I made her suck my dick clean afterwards too.
Originally Posted By buckeyenutz⏩
Found your highlight reel of the experience OP...

Spoiler!
yeah that's about right honestly
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lol well done for losing v, and congrats uve updated it to anal aswell.
i would say get some better tinder pics if you want a better standard of girl but the girl dont look bad honestly so i doubt ull regret it.
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Originally Posted By iKickMidgets⏩
lol well done for losing v, and congrats uve updated it to anal aswell.
i would say get some better tinder pics if you want a better standard of girl but the girl dont look bad honestly so i doubt ull regret it.
Yeah I'm gonna get some new ones soon. on a bulk atm so I'm gonna wait till I cut though.





also turns out she wasn't asian. Shes native american. And gets mad when I call her a ******
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