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I dont care about the agenda being pushed. What I do not like is trying to recast such an iconic actor. Whoever takes the role will fail. They should have not made this movie.
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05-25-2018, 04:38 PM
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I think if chris pratt took the role, it would have been great. don't care if he doesn't look like harrison ford. exact same humor when he wants itI dont care about the agenda being pushed. What I do not like is trying to recast such an iconic actor. Whoever takes the role will fail. They should have not made this movie.
i hope they reboot indiana jones with pratt
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why does hollywood feel the need to do chit like this? i could care less about the sexual preference of anyone in this world much less a fictional character in a 2 hour movie. maybe i could get on board if it was relevant to the plot of the movie but we all know its just a ploy to pander to these ****s. ill eat a shoe if the writers of this script can explain how the sexual preferences of these characters has any relevance to the plot of the movie. i was done with star wars after seeing episode 7. such an obvious cash grab using nostalgia. chitty writing and no character development at all.
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Originally Posted By theend2⏩
because in a kids film, it's important that we know that Lando likes to bone droids.why does hollywood feel the need to do chit like this? i could care less about the sexual preference of anyone in this world much less a fictional character in a 2 hour movie. maybe i could get on board if it was relevant to the plot of the movie but we all know its just a ploy to pander to these ****s. ill eat a shoe if the writers of this script can explain how the sexual preferences of these characters has any relevance to the plot of the movie. i was done with star wars after seeing episode 7. such an obvious cash grab using nostalgia. chitty writing and no character development at all.
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05-25-2018, 04:57 PM
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The movie is tanking! Hahaha. Another classic, cultural phenomenon falls victim to SJWs. Sad if it wasn't exhilarating to see the SJWs in charge fail.
05-26-2018, 10:43 AM
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Solo already starting the box office disappointment
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Disney is trying to push too much product. When I was a kid we got a new one every so few years. And no spin offs lol.
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05-26-2018, 10:56 AM
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I'm actually sure I would like it wayyyy more than TLJ (despite being a massive Harrison Ford purist), but I can't give them anymore money at this point obviously. I'll probably give it a look out of theaters (whereas I'll never watch anything related to 7 8 9 again). My only hope is that this movie tanks and it causes them to look over what they are doing to the franchise. They could win me back with amazing Obi-wan (with Ewan)/Boba Fett movies.
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05-26-2018, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By wickedman⏩
I think the movie is going to suffer backlash from TLJ. Not just because of the proximity of release dates (it's way too soon for another SW movie) but the bad taste the feminism left in people's mouths afterwards.I'm actually sure I would like it wayyyy more than TLJ (despite being a massive Harrison Ford purist), but I can't give them anymore money at this point obviously.
While I won't be seeing Soylo: A Soy Wars Soyry, I'm sure it's far better than TLJ. From what I've heard, there is some SJW bull****, but not as much as TLJ, and the Kessel Run scene midway was supposed to have been a lot of fun.
Until Kathleen Kennedy is replaced, count me out of any future Soy Wars, though. I don't care if it's a character I love, in fact that makes it worse. I would much rather they butt**** and turn Greedo into a bisexual anti-Trump advocate for the environment and animal rights than destroy Lando and Han, characters I enjoyed far more.
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05-26-2018, 11:11 AM
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Box Office: 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' Disappoints With Mere $36M Friday
https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottme.../#2caeba25702e
Box Office: ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Headed for Underwhelming Holiday Weekend Debut
http://variety.com/2018/film/box-off...ar-1202823304/
... word is, this is one of (if not the) most expensive movies ever made. They brought in Ron Howard to re-shoot, and redid 80% of the movie. Eighty-percent. Marketing costs for this one have been through the roof (journalist shills don't pay themselves off, you know) with commercials everywhere. I'm sure the cast of mostly nobodies (beyond Woody) cost peanuts, sorry Daenerys but outside of GoT you don't count, but essentially making an already expensive movie twice isn't always a smart bet to make. My guess, the original directors implanted too much masculinity, did not push the girl-bot being woke enough and Lando was straight.
Re-shoot!
Or, in this case... REEEEEEEEE-shoot?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottme.../#2caeba25702e
Box Office: ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Headed for Underwhelming Holiday Weekend Debut
http://variety.com/2018/film/box-off...ar-1202823304/
... word is, this is one of (if not the) most expensive movies ever made. They brought in Ron Howard to re-shoot, and redid 80% of the movie. Eighty-percent. Marketing costs for this one have been through the roof (journalist shills don't pay themselves off, you know) with commercials everywhere. I'm sure the cast of mostly nobodies (beyond Woody) cost peanuts, sorry Daenerys but outside of GoT you don't count, but essentially making an already expensive movie twice isn't always a smart bet to make. My guess, the original directors implanted too much masculinity, did not push the girl-bot being woke enough and Lando was straight.
Re-shoot!
Or, in this case... REEEEEEEEE-shoot?
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05-26-2018, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
Agreed...fuk Soylo, and fuk Soy Wars.I think the movie is going to suffer backlash from TLJ. Not just because of the proximity of release dates (it's way too soon for another SW movie) but the bad taste the feminism left in people's mouths afterwards.
While I won't be seeing Soylo: A Soy Wars Soyry, I'm sure it's far better than TLJ. From what I've heard, there is some SJW bull****, but not as much as TLJ, and the Kessel Run scene midway was supposed to have been a lot of fun.
Until Kathleen Kennedy is replaced, count me out of any future Soy Wars, though. I don't care if it's a character I love, in fact that makes it worse. I would much rather they butt**** and turn Greedo into a bisexual anti-Trump advocate for the environment and animal rights than destroy Lando and Han, characters I enjoyed far more.
While I won't be seeing Soylo: A Soy Wars Soyry, I'm sure it's far better than TLJ. From what I've heard, there is some SJW bull****, but not as much as TLJ, and the Kessel Run scene midway was supposed to have been a lot of fun.
Until Kathleen Kennedy is replaced, count me out of any future Soy Wars, though. I don't care if it's a character I love, in fact that makes it worse. I would much rather they butt**** and turn Greedo into a bisexual anti-Trump advocate for the environment and animal rights than destroy Lando and Han, characters I enjoyed far more.
05-26-2018, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
Yeah I'm out too. In fact I may be out of Marvel too after Infinity War 2. I can sense a similar direction coming, especially if SW isn't big enough to get their politics into the audience.I think the movie is going to suffer backlash from TLJ. Not just because of the proximity of release dates (it's way too soon for another SW movie) but the bad taste the feminism left in people's mouths afterwards.
While I won't be seeing Soylo: A Soy Wars Soyry, I'm sure it's far better than TLJ. From what I've heard, there is some SJW bull****, but not as much as TLJ, and the Kessel Run scene midway was supposed to have been a lot of fun.
Until Kathleen Kennedy is replaced, count me out of any future Soy Wars, though. I don't care if it's a character I love, in fact that makes it worse. I would much rather they butt**** and turn Greedo into a bisexual anti-Trump advocate for the environment and animal rights than destroy Lando and Han, characters I enjoyed far more.
While I won't be seeing Soylo: A Soy Wars Soyry, I'm sure it's far better than TLJ. From what I've heard, there is some SJW bull****, but not as much as TLJ, and the Kessel Run scene midway was supposed to have been a lot of fun.
Until Kathleen Kennedy is replaced, count me out of any future Soy Wars, though. I don't care if it's a character I love, in fact that makes it worse. I would much rather they butt**** and turn Greedo into a bisexual anti-Trump advocate for the environment and animal rights than destroy Lando and Han, characters I enjoyed far more.
Marvel is like my Star Wars. Don't get me wrong I love SW too, but Marvel is what I grew up with and I used to dream about an "Infinity Gauntlet" movie with everything leading up to it. A cinematic "Marvel Universe"? I would have sh*t just knowing it was coming. The way I see it, I'm lucky to have gotten what I got. I mean I really can't ask for more at this point. Kudos to Marvel Studios. Its all coming to a head with IW Part 2.
After that, I don't trust Disney to not f*ck it up eventually. I don't like Disney. They push their SJW sh*t into everything eventually. Star Wars. ESPN. Even the kids stuff with same sex couples being injected into kids shows and movies. I don't like supporting them. I hold my nose even now supporting Marvel, because of Disney's ownership, but do it because of the characters and the people involved that aren't a part of that.
F*ck Disney.
05-26-2018, 11:18 AM
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Shortly after Star Wars came out there was a series of Solo novels that I enjoyed and I always wanted a movie.
I saw it last night and thought it was okay. I don't see anything "soy" about the film.
However, the main actor looked TINY he was like a tiny man with a huge head and didn't have the same like of charisma that Harrison Ford had. It was kinda weird. Glover was trying but he looks like a guy who smokes a lot of weed and has no charisma either. Billy Dee Williams was liked by a lot of people even back when people didn't care much for black actors. So, two charming guys got replaced by two little boring and odd looking men.
WHY!!
I saw it last night and thought it was okay. I don't see anything "soy" about the film.
However, the main actor looked TINY he was like a tiny man with a huge head and didn't have the same like of charisma that Harrison Ford had. It was kinda weird. Glover was trying but he looks like a guy who smokes a lot of weed and has no charisma either. Billy Dee Williams was liked by a lot of people even back when people didn't care much for black actors. So, two charming guys got replaced by two little boring and odd looking men.
WHY!!
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05-26-2018, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
Yup, Kennedy and the cucks at Lucasfilm and/or Disney are banking on fans giving in and buying tickets because of the IP.Until Kathleen Kennedy is replaced, count me out of any future Soy Wars, though. I don't care if it's a character I love, in fact that makes it worse. I would much rather they butt**** and turn Greedo into a bisexual anti-Trump advocate for the environment and animal rights than destroy Lando and Han, characters I enjoyed far more.
RedLetterMedia was so right it hurts. What annoys me is Rogue One felt like a movie made with attention to detail and care. Now the movies are merely a platform for cheap subversion, identity politics, and cash grabbing.
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05-26-2018, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
Cliffs on how her actions caused this?Until Kathleen Kennedy is replaced, count me out of any future Soy Wars, though. I don't care if it's a character I love, in fact that makes it worse. I would much rather they butt**** and turn Greedo into a bisexual anti-Trump advocate for the environment and animal rights than destroy Lando and Han, characters I enjoyed far more.
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05-26-2018, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By bartosh⏩
Cliffs on how her actions caused this?

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/st...ed-1202473919/
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Originally Posted By bartosh⏩
she's opinionated with the identity politics, and she's fired three directors resulting in reshoots. She can take a large chunk of the blame on Solo, in particular - which was the most expensive Star Wars production in history.Cliffs on how her actions caused this?
She's fired 3 directors yet she's prepared to give Rian Fukking Johnson a trilogy. She's a complete dumbbell.
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05-26-2018, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
and she'l get a free pass indefinitelyshe's opinionated with the identity politics, and she's fired three directors resulting in reshoots. She can take a large chunk of the blame on Solo, in particular - which was the most expensive Star Wars production in history.
She's fired 3 directors yet she's prepared to give Rian Fukking Johnson a trilogy. She's a complete dumbbell.
She's fired 3 directors yet she's prepared to give Rian Fukking Johnson a trilogy. She's a complete dumbbell.
I love the direction star wars is heading.
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In before, "OMG REEE-No!!! Breitbart?!?! DRUMPFOMGZIHATZMEN!", because Breitbart is the only source of news here for Star Wars that is, for sure, not bought and paid for like most Star Wars shills (i.e. Rotten Tomatoes including reviews for Deadpool 2 to give Soylo a higher critical fresh rating).
Go Woke, Go Broke: ‘Solo’ Crash Lands at Box Office
Before we go any further, let’s dispel with The Nonsense. Solo is not collapsing at this weekend’s domestic and international box office over some exotic disease known as Star Wars Fatigue. The idea that the American public is tired of Star Wars because The Last Jedi was released only five months ago, is a heaping-helping of anti-science rubbish.
To begin with, Avengers: Infinity War opened just five weeks after Black Panther. Five. Weeks. In fact, Black Panther was still in theaters when Infinity War opened and Infinity War still delivered the biggest opening in the history of the box office.
Star Wars Fatigue?
Are people actually going with that?
In America?
In a country that, for decades, still tunes in countless times a week to gobble down reruns of various procedural shows (CSI, Law & Order, NCIS) that are indistinguishable from one another?
Americans never tire of anything. Look around, y’all, we hate to tire of stuff. From our cold dead hands will we let something go. We love sameness, the comfort of predictability, the sense that the earth has stopped turning, which means time isn’t passing, which means we are not going to die. Good grief, we are so scared of dying, so terrified of change, that sometime in June of 1995 we froze our clothes, hair, and decorating styles in amber.
Fatigue? From Americans? Sorry, no. The only way to get us to move along is if it sucks … which brings me back to Star Wars.
How badly is Solo under-performing?
Oh, it’s bad.
Keeping in mind that the trades reporting on Solo’s box office tend to suck up to the studios by making things sound better than they really are — and things still look bad. Over this four-day Memorial Day weekend, Solo is belly-flopping at right around $114 million. Solo’s three-day take (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) is $93 million.
Comparing apples-to-apples, here are the three-day openings…
Solo: $92 million
The Last Jedi: $220 million
Rogue One: $155 million
When you figure in for inflation, even the dreaded prequels (that opened on a lot fewer screens) will out-perform Solo.
The Phantom Menace opened to $114 million (2970 screens) in 1999, Attack of the Clones opened to $126 million (3161 screens) in 2002, and Revenge of the Sith opened to $153 million (3663 screens) in 2005.
Solo opened on a whopping 4400 screens.
For an even clearer perspective, on its opening Friday, Rogue One earned $71 million. Solo made about half that, $36.5 million.
Internationally, that magical place where most domestic box office bombs go to thrive, Solo is even doing worse. In 43 markets, over two whole days, Solo made a paltry $11.4 million.
So what is happening? Why such a collapse?
Two words: Kathleen and Kennedy.
Kathleen Kennedy is the 65-year-old producer in charge of the Star Wars franchise. She is also a committed left-wing social justice warrior and feminist who is using the Star Wars franchise to push her obnoxious agenda.
Kennedy undoubtedly believed that with such a beloved and iconic property, she was bulletproof; that she could be as strident and obnoxious as she pleased, and we dumbass Americans would still slavishly get the line because spaceships and laser-guns are cool ‘n stuff.
She was wrong, and The Last Jedi was the beginning of the end. It under-preformed big-time at the box office and its overbearing political moments were not only eye-rollingly awful, they damaged the overall story while tainting the entire franchise. Kennedy has placed her dumb agenda over the storytelling, and the result was especially awful in Last Jedi, like that two-hour chase that went nowhere. Worse still, was Kennedy’s decision to dumb down Oscar Issac’s Poe Dameron into a sexist caveman when he is, by far, the most charismatic new character in the new trilogy.
Solo also has its SJW moments. Who doesn’t love watching a five-foot girl who weighs in at about 85 pounds kicking the ass of a grown man? Then there is the feminist droid always harping about equal rights (thankfully, she is killed off quickly). Finally, we are hit with the news that the iconic Lando Calrissian is a “pansexual,” and there are a couple moments in Solo where you are given the impression that includes sex with feminist droids.
Kathleen Kennedy is killing the Star Wars franchise because she is so drastically changing it ( remember what I said above about Americans not liking change?). What used to be escapist and mythical, what was once wondrous and ennobling of the human spirit, is now pedantic, preachy, and small-minded.
Kennedy is not appealing to our sense of adventure and shared aspirations, she is hectoring and scolding us. She is not appealing to our shared humanity, she is dividing us up into tribal camps based on race gender, color, and where we like to put our sex organs.
Kathleen Kennedy is such a bad storyteller, so heavy-handed, so selfish, so narcissistic, so wrong, so divisive, so out of touch, that a Star Wars movie — a Star Wars movie, y’all –– will probably lose money.
Decades of goodwill have been squandered, the golden goose has been made constipated, and all because of the one thing true constant in America, that thing that will never change: liberals eventually ruin everything.
Go Woke, Go Broke as the saying goes at Instapundit. ESPN, the NFL, higher education, California, Illinois, Western Europe, CNN, Newsweek, Time, the Oscars, Emmys, and Golden Globes; and now our beloved Star Wars.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywo...at-box-office/Before we go any further, let’s dispel with The Nonsense. Solo is not collapsing at this weekend’s domestic and international box office over some exotic disease known as Star Wars Fatigue. The idea that the American public is tired of Star Wars because The Last Jedi was released only five months ago, is a heaping-helping of anti-science rubbish.
To begin with, Avengers: Infinity War opened just five weeks after Black Panther. Five. Weeks. In fact, Black Panther was still in theaters when Infinity War opened and Infinity War still delivered the biggest opening in the history of the box office.
Star Wars Fatigue?
Are people actually going with that?
In America?
In a country that, for decades, still tunes in countless times a week to gobble down reruns of various procedural shows (CSI, Law & Order, NCIS) that are indistinguishable from one another?
Americans never tire of anything. Look around, y’all, we hate to tire of stuff. From our cold dead hands will we let something go. We love sameness, the comfort of predictability, the sense that the earth has stopped turning, which means time isn’t passing, which means we are not going to die. Good grief, we are so scared of dying, so terrified of change, that sometime in June of 1995 we froze our clothes, hair, and decorating styles in amber.
Fatigue? From Americans? Sorry, no. The only way to get us to move along is if it sucks … which brings me back to Star Wars.
How badly is Solo under-performing?
Oh, it’s bad.
Keeping in mind that the trades reporting on Solo’s box office tend to suck up to the studios by making things sound better than they really are — and things still look bad. Over this four-day Memorial Day weekend, Solo is belly-flopping at right around $114 million. Solo’s three-day take (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) is $93 million.
Comparing apples-to-apples, here are the three-day openings…
Solo: $92 million
The Last Jedi: $220 million
Rogue One: $155 million
When you figure in for inflation, even the dreaded prequels (that opened on a lot fewer screens) will out-perform Solo.
The Phantom Menace opened to $114 million (2970 screens) in 1999, Attack of the Clones opened to $126 million (3161 screens) in 2002, and Revenge of the Sith opened to $153 million (3663 screens) in 2005.
Solo opened on a whopping 4400 screens.
For an even clearer perspective, on its opening Friday, Rogue One earned $71 million. Solo made about half that, $36.5 million.
Internationally, that magical place where most domestic box office bombs go to thrive, Solo is even doing worse. In 43 markets, over two whole days, Solo made a paltry $11.4 million.
So what is happening? Why such a collapse?
Two words: Kathleen and Kennedy.
Kathleen Kennedy is the 65-year-old producer in charge of the Star Wars franchise. She is also a committed left-wing social justice warrior and feminist who is using the Star Wars franchise to push her obnoxious agenda.
Kennedy undoubtedly believed that with such a beloved and iconic property, she was bulletproof; that she could be as strident and obnoxious as she pleased, and we dumbass Americans would still slavishly get the line because spaceships and laser-guns are cool ‘n stuff.
She was wrong, and The Last Jedi was the beginning of the end. It under-preformed big-time at the box office and its overbearing political moments were not only eye-rollingly awful, they damaged the overall story while tainting the entire franchise. Kennedy has placed her dumb agenda over the storytelling, and the result was especially awful in Last Jedi, like that two-hour chase that went nowhere. Worse still, was Kennedy’s decision to dumb down Oscar Issac’s Poe Dameron into a sexist caveman when he is, by far, the most charismatic new character in the new trilogy.
Solo also has its SJW moments. Who doesn’t love watching a five-foot girl who weighs in at about 85 pounds kicking the ass of a grown man? Then there is the feminist droid always harping about equal rights (thankfully, she is killed off quickly). Finally, we are hit with the news that the iconic Lando Calrissian is a “pansexual,” and there are a couple moments in Solo where you are given the impression that includes sex with feminist droids.
Kathleen Kennedy is killing the Star Wars franchise because she is so drastically changing it ( remember what I said above about Americans not liking change?). What used to be escapist and mythical, what was once wondrous and ennobling of the human spirit, is now pedantic, preachy, and small-minded.
Kennedy is not appealing to our sense of adventure and shared aspirations, she is hectoring and scolding us. She is not appealing to our shared humanity, she is dividing us up into tribal camps based on race gender, color, and where we like to put our sex organs.
Kathleen Kennedy is such a bad storyteller, so heavy-handed, so selfish, so narcissistic, so wrong, so divisive, so out of touch, that a Star Wars movie — a Star Wars movie, y’all –– will probably lose money.
Decades of goodwill have been squandered, the golden goose has been made constipated, and all because of the one thing true constant in America, that thing that will never change: liberals eventually ruin everything.
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05-26-2018, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By justroberson⏩
the butterface 2nd to the left can use a light saber inbetween those tittiesThe coming of the Manlet saviour
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05-26-2018, 01:06 PM
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Another thing I'll never understand is why they don't just use already widely regarded as amazing books to make these movies off of. Who gives a **** if we already "know what happens". It's better than not knowing what will happen and not giving a ****.
7 8 9 should have been the Thrawn Trilogy, with adjustments for the characters ages. It would have been perfect since all 3 were signed on (at least until Carrie Fischer died).
And they could have made a Han Solo trilogy with the books that came out about him which were also very good.
Same **** with DC films, just make Flashpoint, make Under the Red Hood, make the Killing Joke etc etc. Stop making your own **** stories.
7 8 9 should have been the Thrawn Trilogy, with adjustments for the characters ages. It would have been perfect since all 3 were signed on (at least until Carrie Fischer died).
And they could have made a Han Solo trilogy with the books that came out about him which were also very good.
Same **** with DC films, just make Flashpoint, make Under the Red Hood, make the Killing Joke etc etc. Stop making your own **** stories.
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05-26-2018, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By bartosh⏩
Ya mostly because she's the Lucasfilm president. Not sure what it'll take to knock her out of the company.and she'l get a free pass indefinitely
I love the direction star wars is heading.
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I love the direction star wars is heading.
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
Comic book or star wars "fatigue" is just cope for anyone not into geek culture.In before, "OMG REEE-No!!! Breitbart?!?! DRUMPFOMGZIHATZMEN!", because Breitbart is the only source of news here for Star Wars that is, for sure, not bought and paid for like most Star Wars shills (i.e. Rotten Tomatoes including reviews for Deadpool 2 to give Soylo a higher critical fresh rating).
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywo...at-box-office/
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywo...at-box-office/
then when those films murder box office records, they fall back on "the declining quality of film" because there's not aGone With The Windbeing released every year.
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05-26-2018, 02:13 PM
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Saw it, loved it more than the previous SW flicks. Didn’t see anything soy , nothing pansexual at all......
But if your complaining about that stuff your obviously looking waaaay too deep for it because in reality you are a snow flake.
But if your complaining about that stuff your obviously looking waaaay too deep for it because in reality you are a snow flake.
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05-26-2018, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By KINGFABIAN⏩
Sounds awesome, man. Now, just go see it about 800,000 more times and maybe Soylo won’t be a complete box office dud.Saw it, loved it more than the previous SW flicks. Didn’t see anything soy , nothing pansexual at all......
But if your complaining about that stuff your obviously looking waaaay too deep for it because in reality you are a snow flake.
But if your complaining about that stuff your obviously looking waaaay too deep for it because in reality you are a snow flake.
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05-26-2018, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
Declining revenues.Ya mostly because she's the Lucasfilm president. Not sure what it'll take to knock her out of the company.
Once Disney sees shrinking cash flow they'll reevaluate
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Saw it and enjoyed it, not much to say tbh. It's not a super movie, just a regular turn your brain off and watch movie.
I do see what people are saying about a lot of female alphas tho.
I do see what people are saying about a lot of female alphas tho.
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