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Thread: fuk kangoroo's are scarier than i thought

post 1552782171 05-31-2018, 03:30 PM
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Yea man theyre dangerous as fuk. The claws on their feet are no joke

post 1552782751 05-31-2018, 03:38 PM
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That'd be eerie af having some humanoid looking creature outside your window like that just plotting ways to get in and possibly kill/rape you and your family. Wouldshoot/10
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post 1552783421 05-31-2018, 03:48 PM
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You see this chad-roo sitting at a restaurant with your girl. What do?


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post 1552783481 05-31-2018, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩
That'd be eerie af having some humanoid looking creature outside your window like that just plotting ways to get in and possibly kill/rape youand your family. Wouldshoot/10
the fuk??

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post 1552783851 05-31-2018, 03:53 PM
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that video is actually terrifying
post 1552784191 05-31-2018, 03:57 PM
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post 1552784211 05-31-2018, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted By RonaldMcflurry⏩
Good thing they have guns in Australia to fend 'em off.
We fight them off bare-handed you weak fgt
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post 1552784491 05-31-2018, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted By twopiece⏩
We fight them off bare-handed you weak fgt
This.
Also i feel like the kangaroo would fuk up 100% of American low test 'predators'.
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post 1552785331 05-31-2018, 04:10 PM
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Worst thing about roos is that they can disembowel you with a kick. Humans could beat them in a straight boxing match but not going to do you much good when your guts are all over the floor.

There used to be carnivorous kangaroos back in the day but the abos wiped them out with all the other Australian megafaunna. Imagine seeing a few roos hopping towards you, you wonder what they want...then they all grin and they’ve got **** off big sharp teeth like lions.
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post 1552785601 05-31-2018, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Singularity7⏩
This.
Also i feel like the kangaroo would fuk up 100% of American low test 'predators'.
Not sheriff. BRB, mountain lions, gray wolves, grizzly bears would do work on a kangaroo.

That said, I don't even want to look at a kangaroo. Creepy mfs.
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post 1552785821 05-31-2018, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted By BulgarianZeus⏩
You see this chad-roo sitting at a restaurant with your girl. What do?


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post 1552785961 05-31-2018, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By RonaldMcflurry⏩
Good thing they have guns in Australia to fend 'em off.
I go roo shooting often, srs.
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post 1552786061 05-31-2018, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr
Worst thing about roos is that they can disembowel you with a kick. Humans could beat them in a straight boxing match but not going to do you much good when your guts are all over the floor.

There used to be carnivorous kangaroos back in the day but the abos wiped them out with all the other Australian megafaunna. Imagine seeing a few roos hopping towards you, you wonder what they want...then they all grin and they’ve got **** off big sharp teeth like lions.
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post 1552786351 05-31-2018, 04:23 PM
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This thread needs more Brozart. His mates are hoggin all the limelight.
post 1552786651 05-31-2018, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
That video is disturbing...fkn thing scratchin at your slidin door. This is why i own guns












post 1552786921 05-31-2018, 04:31 PM
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I always viewed kangaroos through the lens of the Kangaroo jack movie

This thread changed my mind
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post 1552787041 05-31-2018, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By MoeBettuh⏩
Not sheriff. BRB, mountain lions, gray wolves, grizzly bears would do work on a kangaroo.

That said, I don't even want to look at a kangaroo. Creepy mfs.
Mountain lions are basically the poverty Indian version of a legit African lion.
Gray Wolves don't know how to 1v1 an animal taller than them.
Grizzly bear? Don't even get me started on how unathletic that animal is.
Sorry man it's not even close.
"Apex predators" lol
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post 1552787601 05-31-2018, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Singularity7⏩
Mountain lions are basically the poverty Indian version of a legit African lion.
Gray Wolves don't know how to 1v1 an animal taller than them.
Grizzly bear? Don't even get me started on how unathletic that animal is.
Sorry man it's not even close.
"Apex predators" lol
Wut..





Bears are fast as fuk. Definitely faster than humans. Looks like kangaroos have a faster top speed. But looks like bears can maintain their speed longer

I mean the kangaroos claws are nasty. But im not sure its get the chance to get on its tail. Or even if it did if itd stop 1200 to 1400 lb bear
post 1552788031 05-31-2018, 04:50 PM
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post 1552790321 05-31-2018, 05:28 PM
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I grew up in the country (well a regional centre) and some of the big roos you would see on the roads were nothing short of ****ing scary. Think 6 foot plus and just big ****ing behemoths.

And on the 7th day god made the .303

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45 acp, 1 shot to his dome will settle him down.
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post 1552792021 05-31-2018, 05:57 PM
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It's their human-like appearance that makes them so creepy
post 1552792111 05-31-2018, 05:58 PM
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Mirin chest, arm, and neck.
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Originally Posted By wildturkey⏩
Tyrone in Kangaroo form.
post 1552792451 05-31-2018, 06:03 PM
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Yeah but just look at those wide hips. Throws off their whole aesthetic. Are they even natty?
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