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Thread: fuk kangoroo's are scarier than i thought

post 1552793091 05-31-2018, 06:13 PM
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Girls like getting fukked by their pet dogs so has there been any news about sloots being caught with getting kangabanged by them 'roos?
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post 1552794131 05-31-2018, 06:24 PM
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Male Chad kangaroos are alpha as fuk. They usually have a mob of bitches they oversee and pump out joeys with, very similar to Lions.

The female (doe) roos are usually no problem unless you're threatening their joeys, but if the male (Buck) sees you anywhere on his turf you better watch out, lest you get rekt.

I think I've told this story before, but I've got a mate whose family has a fruit orchard. They have 3 dogs and one night they cornered a big male roo that ended up on their property. The roo died from its injuries as it got tangled up in fruit netting, but not before it killed 2 of the dogs and fukked up the third beyond repair. One of the dogs it just clean gutted with its massive claw, took ones eyes out too. Would have looked like a straight murder scene.
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post 1552797611 05-31-2018, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By SmAshmoto⏩
Male Chad kangaroos are alpha as fuk. They usually have a mob of bitches they oversee and pump out joeys with, very similar to Lions.

The female (doe) roos are usually no problem unless you're threatening their joeys, but if the male (Buck) sees you anywhere on his turf you better watch out, lest you get rekt.

I think I've told this story before, but I've got a mate whose family has a fruit orchard. They have 3 dogs and one night they cornered a big male roo that ended up on their property. The roo died from its injuries as it got tangled up in fruit netting, but not before it killed 2 of the dogs and fukked up the third beyond repair. One of the dogs it just clean gutted with its massive claw, took ones eyes out too. Would have looked like a straight murder scene.
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post 1552798651 05-31-2018, 07:41 PM
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Kangaroos are just the evolved form of t-rex’s.

Like if a T. rex fcked a silver back gorilla, you’d get a kangaroo
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post 1552798991 05-31-2018, 07:46 PM
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Willing to bet kangaroos have a culture similar to the misc

The chads, manlets, timothys, their own michelle ect
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post 1552799521 05-31-2018, 07:52 PM
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Lmfao @ australians. hilarious fuqs. can't wait to go back

More aussie vids pls
post 1552799531 05-31-2018, 07:52 PM
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post 1552801311 05-31-2018, 08:14 PM
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fukk Australia
post 1552803021 05-31-2018, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted By IYIaYBe⏩
repped srs. Got any more like this?
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post 1552803271 05-31-2018, 08:40 PM
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Dying at these roo pics and gifs. Lol.

Canadian here, bull moose in mating season would **** them up.
post 1552805191 05-31-2018, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Manletbolic⏩
Willing to bet kangaroos have a culture similar to the misc

The chads, manlets, timothys, their own michelle ect
chimps have this type of culture
post 1552805651 05-31-2018, 09:07 PM
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The last thing you see before you get your Angus rekt

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post 1552807331 05-31-2018, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Singularity7⏩
Mountain lions are basically the poverty Indian version of a legit African lion.
Gray Wolves don't know how to 1v1 an animal taller than them.
Grizzly bear? Don't even get me started on how unathletic that animal is.
Sorry man it's not even close.
"Apex predators" lol
Grizzly bears can run 40mph. That's 15mph faster than Usain Bolt at a dead sprint. They're faster straight line than a deer, let alone a kangaroo. You're an idiot.
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
Girls like getting fukked by their pet dogs so has there been any news about sloots being caught with getting kangabanged by them 'roos?
A woman died in australia once from camel rape

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/austral...amorous-camel/
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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how do kangaroos get so jacked eating nothing but eucalyptus leaves?
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
how do kangaroos get so jacked eating nothing but eucalyptus leaves?
Dinosaurs were vegetarians.
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Originally Posted By BrosefMengele⏩
Dinosaurs were vegetarians.
if someone invented eucalyptus protein powder they would be rich..... release your inner kangaroo.
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Roo's are no match for drop bears ded srs
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
how do kangaroos get so jacked eating nothing but eucalyptus leaves?
They eat grass. Just like a bull does. Coincidence?

The problem with roos is they are dumb as dog **** and will legit jump in front of a fast moving car/truck/bus. And you do not want one to come through the windscreen because if it's still alive it will kick the hell out of you.
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I shanked one, hard in the throat.
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Originally Posted By stevedarsh⏩
Grizzly bears can run 40mph. That's 15mph faster than Usain Bolt at a dead sprint. They're faster straight line than a deer, let alone a kangaroo. You're an idiot.
Yeah red kangaroos can only reach speeds of 44mph......
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
how do kangaroos get so jacked eating nothing but eucalyptus leaves?


You best begin eating them eucalyptus leaves man
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Originally Posted By axiom15⏩
Roo's are no match for drop bears ded srs
fukkin magpies mate.
As a class activity we would make hats out of ice cream containers with googly eyes on them to stop the magpies from swooping us. Not uncommon for the little kunts to take out a kids eye.
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lmao lost it every time that thing jumped into the glass
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Originally Posted By InPhase⏩
They eat grass. Just like a bull does. Coincidence?

The problem with roos is they are dumb as dog **** and will legit jump in front of a fast moving car/truck/bus. And you do not want one to come through the windscreen because if it's still alive it will kick the hell out of you.
They'll fuk you up

Spoiler!
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I wonder if a prime George Foreman could put that thing to sleep with one heavy right.
Cook the man some eggs!
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
that roo needs to work his back more. too many chest days and rounded shoulders of piss.
Also too much trap work, skippy needs to do some side lateral raises to even out his physique
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