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Thread: fuk kangoroo's are scarier than i thought

post 1552819781 06-01-2018, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Nice but that is mostly chav British slang
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Thought Roos were cute until my cousin from oz told me a roo tryed to drown his dog

Scary chit mate lol
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Originally Posted By Suchislife085⏩
Thought Roos were cute until my cousin from oz told me a roo tryed to drown his dog

Scary chit mate lol


Fukkin scary
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩


Fukkin scary
Lmao damn Roos are savage af
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Originally Posted By Jyzz⏩
Nice but that is mostly chav British slang
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure kangaroos actually speak like that.
post 1552823571 06-01-2018, 04:14 AM
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A kangaroo can kill a lion by kicking it.

*fun fact read in a children's book.
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You can never beat them, if you kill it then another one just comes out of its pouch and kicks you in the head

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A fully grown adult male tiger would wreck a kangaroo. Not sure about lion / mountain lion. Possibly, if they keep a low profile when approaching the kangaroo. I would give them the edge if they can do that.


Also just lol @ the idiots who think a grizzly wouldn't eat a kangaroo for breakfast. Literally.
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That would be scary af if that thing was actually coming after you, at first I'm like, "what a stupid video", but then giving it some more thought, yeah, that's pretty scary.
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Originally Posted By Oinkerjnn⏩
A kangaroo can kill a lion by kicking it.

*fun fact read in a children's book.
Yea because 'roos have been documented defending themselves from lion attacks while in Africa...riiight.
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post 1552824231 06-01-2018, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
Wut..





Bears are fast as fuk. Definitely faster than humans. Looks like kangaroos have a faster top speed. But looks like bears can maintain their speed longer

I mean the kangaroos claws are nasty. But im not sure its get the chance to get on its tail. Or even if it did if itd stop 1200 to 1400 lb bear
lol a roo would hook it straight in the gabber lights out yogi bear
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post 1552824281 06-01-2018, 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted By stevedarsh⏩
Grizzly bears can run 40mph. That's 15mph faster than Usain Bolt at a dead sprint. They're faster straight line than a deer, let alone a kangaroo. You're an idiot.
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post 1552825131 06-01-2018, 05:19 AM
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It's unnerving when these kunts stand up and eyeball you in the middle of nowhere.

I've had a few weird experiences with roos not moving out of my way on trails. I end up wading through thick ass brush/bush coz the roo is standing in the middle of the track mean-mugging me and not budging.
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47 pitbulls vs 18 roos, who wins?
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Originally Posted By STLbuilder⏩
47 pitbulls vs 18 roos, who wins?
The 17 roos that kick back and watch their mate choke out a bunch of dogs for fun
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post 1552826621 06-01-2018, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By decentbloke⏩
It's unnerving when these kunts stand up and eyeball you in the middle of nowhere.

I've had a few weird experiences with roos not moving out of my way on trails. I end up wading through thick ass brush/bush coz the roo is standing in the middle of the track mean-mugging me and not budging.
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Originally Posted By Singularity7⏩
Yea im sure brah.
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most big cats would wreck a kangaroo in a matter of seconds, they are way too agile and quick. Kangaroos rely on standing on their tail and using their back legs to disembowel their victim, but I would take a cat to have it's neck snapped in a matter of seconds if I was gonna bet on such a fight.
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Originally Posted By clangsta⏩
most big cats would wreck a kangaroo in a matter of seconds, they are way too agile and quick. Kangaroos rely on standing on their tail and using their back legs to disembowel their victim, but I would take a cat to have it's neck snapped in a matter of seconds if I was gonna bet on such a fight.
who the fuk is arguing that a kangaroo could beat a big cat? lol

kangaroos are only threatening to dogs/dingos in a pond, or humans face to face
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Originally Posted By decentbloke⏩
who the fuk is arguing that a kangaroo could beat a big cat? lol

kangaroos are only threatening to dogs/dingos in a pond, or humans face to face
someone above was arguing about whether or not a lion or mountain lion would be able to fight a roo. Obviously it's not even a close call.
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
Roos are freaky, the fact that they put animals in choke holds too is wild.
after they choke the animal out, they stand over it waiting for it to come to, then the roo makes it suck its dink. definitely a human trait. the roo must have been on pronhub too much before this


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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
Are you a manlet?
Large mature males can stand more than 1.8 m (5.9 ft) tall, with the largest confirmed one having been around 2.1 m (6.9 ft) tall and weighed 91 kg (201 lb)
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
Are you a manlet?
I'm 6'1

It's funny though, because i was with a manlet friend last time and he said "****, let's go back man.....let's go back" and i had to basically force him to follow me and take a path around this kangaroo, there was two of us and the roo did not give a fukk, just stood up straight and stared at us, my mate was packing ****
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When I lived in Western Australia I was walking around a nature park and a kangaroo was just sitting in the shade relaxing. I had never seen one up close, mostly just dead on the side of the road, so went up closer to inspect. It barely moved, and after seeing some of these videos I'm thankful. Was being a bit of idiot looking back on it...
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Originally Posted By clangsta⏩
most big cats would wreck a kangaroo in a matter of seconds, they are way too agile and quick. Kangaroos rely on standing on their tail and using their back legs to disembowel their victim, but I would take a cat to have it's neck snapped in a matter of seconds if I was gonna bet on such a fight.
The roo would have that cat in an arm bar so quick it wouldn’t know what happened

Another roo would step in and call the fight
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Originally Posted By twopiece⏩
The roo would have that cat in an arm bar so quick it wouldn’t know what happened

Another roo would step in and call the fight
What if the fight happened in the big cat's country?
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Originally Posted By twopiece⏩
The roo would have that cat in an arm bar so quick it wouldn’t know what happened

Another roo would step in and call the fight
No chance against a tiger. Possibly not against a lion either. Might have a chance against a mountain lion since it's much smaller.


Edit: Since we're talking about cats, this video seems appropriate.


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Originally Posted By STLbuilder⏩
47 pitbulls vs 18 roos, who wins?
1 pitbull while the other 46 spectate
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Originally Posted By decentbloke⏩
It's unnerving when these kunts stand up and eyeball you in the middle of nowhere.























































































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