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06-07-2018, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
I'd imagine he is thinking "I can't believe I spent $60k on THIS...."They are crying because they know what their future holds. Those arent tears of joy.
06-07-2018, 12:04 PM
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06-07-2018, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Testifier⏩
Things that *******s say for $600 Alex.you have to be the ULTIMATE BETA CUCK to get married. srs
Hadn’t cried since I was a baby, srs.
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06-07-2018, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By coast2coastam⏩
Eh to each his own. War movies get me occasionally, like the end of Saving Private Ryan.I have nothing against marriage, but I always cringe at people who cry over anything other than the loss of a loved one.
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06-07-2018, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Trapstar4.4⏩
Avocados are the enemy now? Why didn't anyone tell me. I love guaclol all that soy
stahp with the avocados
stahp with the flax seed
stahp with the cauliflower
this is what that sht does to you. now you have your wife looking to walk into the arms of a strong man, but instead she gets this soggy faced little bish who cant keep his sht together. come on man!
there was a study done mentioned the role that avocados play on the tear glands. they get all overactive and sht
stahp with the avocados
stahp with the flax seed
stahp with the cauliflower
this is what that sht does to you. now you have your wife looking to walk into the arms of a strong man, but instead she gets this soggy faced little bish who cant keep his sht together. come on man!
there was a study done mentioned the role that avocados play on the tear glands. they get all overactive and sht
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06-07-2018, 12:09 PM
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Why would you do this? Unless it's 1641 and you're guaranteed a chit ton of land and some servants from the woman's family as a token of marriage then I wouldn't cry.
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06-07-2018, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
That’d make for a terrific wedding album.
But yeah, I just smiled through mine. Not much of a cryer.
Gob is the exact person i was thinking of when i saw this thread lol
That’d make for a terrific wedding album.
But yeah, I just smiled through mine. Not much of a cryer.
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06-07-2018, 12:23 PM
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I welled up slightly at my wedding and then my ****ing mother stuffed a kleenex into my hand and almost sent me into a full blown rage. That woman just has to be involved in literally everything. I wanted to turn around and choke her.
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06-07-2018, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Lunatic⏩
Sounded like a cool weddingI went to a good friend's wedding a little over a year ago and he cried his ass off while saying his vows. The women there loved it while his friends and me laughed our asses off. We all gave him a hard time as we got ****faced. Weddings can be awesome.
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06-07-2018, 12:27 PM
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06-07-2018, 12:29 PM
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Didn't cry at my wedding, don't understand why any man would. I did smile when I saw her though.
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06-07-2018, 12:31 PM
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Getting married next Saturday... I'll cry if we get the money we spent back as gifts.
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06-07-2018, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩
lol no, we had to go "center stage" so to speak for a blessing and my back was right against the first pew. She stuffed it into my hand, no consentWas your mother your best man?
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06-07-2018, 12:35 PM
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Talk about beta
Crying because of how beautiful a girl is rofl
Crying because of how beautiful a girl is rofl
06-07-2018, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted By NeedToBang⏩
It's your wife you maggot, someone you love more than yourself. The happiest day of your life, fuccing incels name is need to bang lmaoTalk about beta
Crying because of how beautiful a girl is rofl
Crying because of how beautiful a girl is rofl
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06-07-2018, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Lunatic⏩
The women loved it because they could see what malleable, doormat cuck of a guy she landed.I went to a good friend's wedding a little over a year ago and he cried his ass off while saying his vows. The women there loved it while his friends and me laughed our asses off. We all gave him a hard time as we got ****faced. Weddings can be awesome.
06-07-2018, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Firefightn24⏩
Congrats brahGetting married next Saturday... I'll cry if we get the money we spent back as gifts.
If I ever decide to sign a contract to be with my gf "forever" I surely won't cry. Maybe at the few hundred bucks spent.
I don't understand why people have huge weddings instead of just signing the papers and spending all that money on a sick honeymoon
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06-07-2018, 12:58 PM
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courthouse brah if i ever get married
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06-07-2018, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Liftingamer90⏩
Running about $10,000 for us. She is first generation, and most of her family is straight from Vietnam. Most of my family is from Mississippi with some from Louisiana. So we're going to have half Vietnamese and half redneck at the wedding. So far her family has been telling me that all Asian people give for weddings is money. We've only received gifts from my side so far from our registries. If we can break even, I'll be happy.Congrats brah
If I ever decide to sign a contract to be with my gf "forever" I surely won't cry. Maybe at the few hundred bucks spent.
I don't understand why people have huge weddings instead of just signing the papers and spending all that money on a sick honeymoon
If I ever decide to sign a contract to be with my gf "forever" I surely won't cry. Maybe at the few hundred bucks spent.
I don't understand why people have huge weddings instead of just signing the papers and spending all that money on a sick honeymoon
I would be perfectly fine with going to the JOP and skip the wedding, but nope. The place we found is all inclusive, so they do all the work. I'm just happy I don't have to do any work going into it.
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06-07-2018, 01:02 PM
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Some hot girls in there. Second one is hot.
1:40 girl is hot
Girl at 1:10 is wondering why her Shrek of a beta husband is crying and is disgusted by it.
4:52 LMFAO. Cmon son, pull yourself together.
1:40 girl is hot
Girl at 1:10 is wondering why her Shrek of a beta husband is crying and is disgusted by it.
4:52 LMFAO. Cmon son, pull yourself together.
06-07-2018, 01:03 PM
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Definitely like 90% of those girls were DP'd at some point. Those aren't men.
06-07-2018, 01:03 PM
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My dad cried when I got married, I imagine its a lot more emotional for parents as it symbolizes a chapter ending/beginning.
Like fuk I would ever cry at the sight of my wife, these guys are either pussies or showboats.
Like fuk I would ever cry at the sight of my wife, these guys are either pussies or showboats.
06-07-2018, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By NeedToBang⏩
This lmao. BRB thousands dying of cancer but crying because some woman has holes.Talk about beta
Crying because of how beautiful a girl is rofl
Crying because of how beautiful a girl is rofl
06-07-2018, 01:05 PM
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Not going to lie, I did shed a tear or two when I watched my wife walk down the aisle. Then probably again when she started tearing up when reading our vows. Nothing to be ashamed of
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
My husband and i shared s bottle of blue smirnoff in the taxi on the way to our weddingI was too schitfaced to cry. From what i heard it was a nice wedding tho and I hid it well.
I thought i was ok til i had to do speaking and i slurred my vows. There were only 4 people there anyway so idgaf really
After some more drinks we went to a rave (90s rave) and got hugged by about 200 off their face ravers for being newlyweds
Twas memorable at least
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Cried reading my vows
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T-5 Months till my wedding. Don't think I'll be crying but hey, ya never know.
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Originally Posted By Chezdon⏩
even his own dad was muttering don't cry. then he balled like a baby.4:52 LMFAO. Cmon son, pull yourself together.
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Not sure why someone would cry unless you cracked a 16 oz bottle of soylent moments before the wedding.
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