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» kissless virgin lost his virginity tonight. AMA (storytime. cliffs. pics incoming)
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post 1554323231 06-20-2018, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango
Yeah I'm gonna get some new ones soon. on a bulk atm so I'm gonna wait till I cut though.





also turns out she wasn't asian. Shes native american. And gets mad when I call her a chink.
Yea dude her name is Denali for Christ sake. When's the last time you met an Asian named that?
post 1554323511 06-20-2018, 07:52 PM
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As a kisless virgin myself is sex as good as everyone makes it out to be? Good job man repped that's a real cute girl
post 1554323821 06-20-2018, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango
also turns out she wasn't asian. Shes native american. And gets mad when I call her a chink.
You’re the last one to notice on the entire internet.

Wait you call her a ****** Wtf
post 1554324651 06-20-2018, 08:10 PM
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GJDM on seeing her again. Now your 3rd time with her needs to be a threesome. tell her to bring a friend
BIDEN 2020
post 1554324891 06-20-2018, 08:13 PM
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Inb4 AIDS
post 1554325401 06-20-2018, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango
wanna update this by saying I ****ed her in the ass yesterday. That was a new and exciting experience as well.

lmfao
LMAO strong leap into anal after hooking up with her not so long ago. Well done.
It's okay to be white
MFC #33
*reminder to neg mysterylifter on sight because he thinks it's NOT okay to be white*
post 1554326901 06-20-2018, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain
You’re the last one to notice on the entire internet.

Wait you call her a ****** Wtf
I still call her a ****** when I feel like making her mad.
Originally Posted By AK5426
As a kisless virgin myself is sex as good as everyone makes it out to be? Good job man repped that's a real cute girl
no. Its not.
Originally Posted By mudrock
GJDM on seeing her again. Now your 3rd time with her needs to be a threesome. tell her to bring a friend
working on it srs. her tinder is now dedicated to that. Took her phone and unmatched all the guys. cleared her snapchat too lmfao.
Originally Posted By fmylife4real
LMAO strong leap into anal after hooking up with her not so long ago. Well done.
it was her "punishment" lmao
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post 1564044001 10-18-2018, 02:19 PM
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how long you last for?

A minute man?
I keep pushing because I think I'm untouchable. But I'll learn the hard way because I'm only a popcorn fart away from a 30 day ban.
post 1564044651 10-18-2018, 02:25 PM
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Lmao just had to drop in to say GJDM
Are you not entertained?

MFC #32

It's All About the U
post 1593456551 12-13-2019, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Lightsoft
how long you last for?

A minute man?
probably more like 10? Second time felt like an eternity.
I ****ed that girl for 8 hours straight once though (like 8 "sessions" with small breaks in between. 20minutes between tops. some with 0)

Honestly my endurance has gone down a lot since then. First few times I had her over my dick was just a fuking rock literally all day. Like I'd get physically tired and thats when I was done fuking. lmfao.




also wtf how'd you find this thread?
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post 1593457231 12-13-2019, 02:56 AM
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opie your a slayer boyo


did you smashed moar after her?
post 1593457851 12-13-2019, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted By lemesinnk
opie your a slayer boyo


did you smashed moar after her?
Yeah I did 15 before I got with my current girlfriend. (Got with her in march. She is number 16)
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post 1593458441 12-13-2019, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango
whats the point of actually ****ing then. srs.


OP I would replace this pic, looks like you're squeezing out a dump while standing, also angle is not flattering. Rest are fine though
Yours Sincerely

Just That Brah
post 1593458661 12-13-2019, 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted By JustThatBrah
OP I would replace this pic, looks like you're squeezing out a dump while standing, also angle is not flattering. Rest are fine though
I think I eventually swapped it out with a picture of me holding a puppy.
I don't have a tinder anymore though.
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post 1593458751 12-13-2019, 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango
I think I eventually swapped it out with a picture of me holding a puppy.
I don't have a tinder anymore though.
did u stay with the girl? u still smash her or waht
post 1593458831 12-13-2019, 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel
did u stay with the girl? u still smash her or waht
I smashed her fro a good portion of the summer. She left for some camp, I smashed her one more time when she got back. Then she decided she didn't want to be a sloot anymore (doubt that lasted long tbh) but I stopped talking to her at the time and haven't spoken with her since. No reason to now. Got a srs gf now.
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post 1593460361 12-13-2019, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango
I smashed her fro a good portion of the summer. She left for some camp, I smashed her one more time when she got back. Then she decided she didn't want to be a sloot anymore (doubt that lasted long tbh) but I stopped talking to her at the time and haven't spoken with her since. No reason to now. Got a srs gf now.
Just saw the original post was 2018 lol, was confused reading this, anyway sounds like you're doing good, stay blessed
Yours Sincerely

Just That Brah
post 1593461201 12-13-2019, 05:36 AM
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A white and asian woman

This didnt count

Youre still a virgin

Edit: nvm you have a gf now
Keep Calm And Trust The Governor
post 1593517831 12-13-2019, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Spartanize
A white and asian woman

This didnt count

Youre still a virgin

Edit: nvm you have a gf now
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=176342031


And lots of fun inbetween
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post 1593519411 12-14-2019, 01:32 AM
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How weird is it i pictured exactly what she looked like based on your description before seeing the pics.

Good on you brah. Repped


Edit: Hold up wtf you took a year to reply to this thread? Tf dude lol
post 1593519661 12-14-2019, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango
gj brah lol
post 1593520241 12-14-2019, 02:41 AM
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that's not IUD

that's a man and their man pussy
post 1593520411 12-14-2019, 03:00 AM
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Well done OP. you remind me of me when I was around 7.

Repped.
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post 1593522651 12-14-2019, 05:14 AM
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Cool story OP. I hope to lose mine sometime before the age of 65. Things might be easier in the 2040s.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1593528651 12-14-2019, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Basiliskboy
How weird is it i pictured exactly what she looked like based on your description before seeing the pics.

Good on you brah. Repped


Edit: Hold up wtf you took a year to reply to this thread? Tf dude lol
I didn’t. I replied a lot back in the day. I looked it up for someone in a different thread and saw someone had gravedug it a few months back and I dug it up again for lulz
Originally Posted By TurbanMon
that's not IUD

that's a man and their man pussy
Da fuq are you talking about?
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post 1593528921 12-14-2019, 08:55 AM
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OP loses v card, OP peppers her angus then calls her a chink... LMAO gold
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post 1593529301 12-14-2019, 09:05 AM
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OP: your texts are incredibly cringe, but your youth and inexperience are responsible for a lot of it.

At any rate, congrats. You're leagues above the incels.

Just work at getting better.
MAGA

Veteran

Dick Wizard (Science)
post 1593530681 12-14-2019, 09:31 AM
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My first time she zucked my dik and i came in her mouth within 20 seconds and spent the rest of the night on my phone

gjdm op

Edit: oh wait its car salesman, fuk u op
post 1593570081 12-14-2019, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted By VeganBrahh
OP loses v card, OP peppers her angus then calls her a chink... LMAO gold
IKR
Originally Posted By ArchangelST
OP: your texts are incredibly cringe, but your youth and inexperience are responsible for a lot of it.

At any rate, congrats. You're leagues above the incels.

Just work at getting better.
Texts were cringe on purpose for lulz
Originally Posted By Vrykul
My first time she zucked my dik and i came in her mouth within 20 seconds and spent the rest of the night on my phone

gjdm op

Edit: oh wait its car salesman, fuk u op
Fuk you I’m not carsalesman look at my join date and post count dumbass
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post 1593578111 12-15-2019, 12:32 AM
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what does it mean if this thread is where like 40% of my reps have come from? lmfao
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