this... any movie will earn him several million dollars.

needs to learn the value of money though. 30k on wine monthly is just autistic

Johnny Depp is fuking GOAT in Blow & Fear and Loathing
How dare u peons throw shade




His real life pretty much same as the movie now except without as much coke trafficking involved.

Strong miscer hate for the guy. Johnny Depp is a legit autist like the rest of the misc.

His only mistake is doing drugs and getting together with Amber Heard. It's clear Amber Heard preys on rich men.

stay humble or be humbled, i was reading about his divorce, they tried to get amber heard into the deposition room to take her depostion regarding the depp divorce and she remained in the adjacent room acting hysterically

Why don't you go outside or go lift or something. Maybe you'll come back in a better mood.

Johnny Depp isn't what you'd call a "chad."

It doesn't help that he hasn't made a decent movie in the past decade. He should really ditch that dumb band and get back to making films. Then maybe he can make back what he lost in the divorce.

Too late for all that now....guy looks like he is a few pills away from overdosing.

"gravity comes for us all" -johnny depp

legit feeling bad for depp srs

It's a trade off

He got by in the past with looks and 0 acting ability

Now his looks are fading he's hopping on the method acting train and mimicking aids to boost his acting ability so he can have 0 looks but good acting ability

You can't level up all your stats at once, there has to be a trade off

Most the UK laps up the dailymail. If someone starts up a conversation about a ridiculous blood boiling new article I just ask if it was a dailymail article. If yes I 360 outta there.

Story time

So a few weeks ago I (VERY BRIEFLY) met Amber Heard in a club in LA and went full miscer, and not in a good way. I was by the bathroom area and noticed a commotion and security guards. Some dude tried to get into the womens bathroom and got rekt by security, and I wanted to see what was going on so I went on over.

All of a sudden this chick emerges from the bathroom who is easily the hottest, most divinely beautiful creature i've ever laid eyes on. I had no idea it was Amber Heard at first, I just thought it was some random angel sent from heaven who happened to resemble her.

She walks by me and I actually hallucinate our elbows bumping together, so I say with full stutter "y-y-you good?". She looks back at me and clearly has no idea what i'm talking about. We make eye contact, and her face scrunches into a concerned look, and she asks "are you ok?". At this point, I'm lucky I can even form sounds and emit them from my mouth. I'm looking right at her, and again, this chick is EASILY the most gorgeous bish i've ever seen in person, in my life. I can't really describe the perfection of her face, so I'll let this study do it for me.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebri...utiful-8424885

I googled her when I got home and this popped up, a scientific study saying she has the most beautiful face on the planet. I would have called bullchit on this, if I hadn't actually seen her for myself, in person. Pictures dont do it justice at all.... you cant really see how retard hot she is in two dimensions. It doesn't even make sense. And I never was amazed by her like that before, thought she was just another hot hollywood bish. Was so wrong...

Anyway, after she asked if I was ok, and probably assumed I was severely autistic, I just laughed and said something along the lines of yeah, then tried to make a joke that I can't remember but know was just god awful. She gave this warm smile (again, probably assuming I was autistic and should have been wearing a helmet) and left back upstairs to her table.

I walked by her table like 20 minutes later and she was there with a big group. She was sitting on the lap of a guy one of the workers told me was the Rock's stunt double. No doubt he dropped the people's strudel deep in her sweet, sweet sugar walls that night while I tried to fap to her but decided I wasn't worthy.

I say all that to say I understand why Depp is depressed, and am surprised he hasn't just killed himself.

Unfortunately, I am 100% dead srs and that actually happened.

amber heard "preys" on rich men? just lol.
these men have had hundreds of whores and know what theyre getting into.
every couple years one of these chicks pops up that gets passed around as a status symbol. what do you get when you have everything? the most talked about puss in town.
some are good at pumping and dumping, some fall in love and fuk up. such is life for the .01%.

Keanu still going strong at least. Hasn't aged a day in over 300 years

[QUOTE=CrookedDink post_id=1554434521]Keanu still going strong at least. Hasn't aged a day in over 300 years

[img]https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/keanu.png[/mg][/QUOTE]i think its safe to say that keanu is immortal or discovered the fountain of youth

You know you're having a mid life crisis when you start dressing like a 15 year old Filipino.

might post my sack on your chin

I don't feel bad for him, he made his own bed. When you are a multi millionaire and end up broke it's your own fault.

He looks like a Hollywood vampire

rip former chad

“Woman abuser”


Cuckold detected

He found the fountain of youth. It was free pizza. Girl on the right is hotter than Heard IMO.