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Thread: TFW you're smashing a sloot doggy and you get a whiff of angus (das it mane)

post 1556186531 07-13-2018, 11:48 AM
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TFW you're smashing a sloot doggy and you get a whiff of angus (das it mane)

Every man knows that feeling. You're going to town, balls deep in a vageen, clapping dem cheeks from behind, when all that thrusting, sweat and motion sends a huge whiff of @$$ up your nostrils.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

I know the low test crew probably thinks that's groce andy, but that chit sends my primal instincts into overdrive




That's the GOAT sex stench
post 1556186591 07-13-2018, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Every man knows that feeling. You're going to down balls deep in a vageen, clapping dem cheeks from behind when all that thrusting, sweat and motion sends a huge whiff of @$$ up your nostrils.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

I know the low test crew probably thinks that's groce andy, but that chit sends my primal instincts into overdrive




That's the GOAT sex stench
Negged, that's disgusting Jeremy
post 1556186791 07-13-2018, 11:52 AM
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That feel when girlfriend wants to go down on your bunghole.
Brb lay on my back, legs behind my head.
Girlfriend looks at butthole and comments about my cute little mole (what?)
Proceeds to tongue punch my ass for a solid 10 mins and suddenly goes: Omg omg omg.
I'm like: What's wrong?
The mole, it's gone... (turned out i never had a mole but simply had a little chit nugged still attached to my ass)
Obviously we never spoke again.
Best 10 mins of my life though.
post 1556186961 07-13-2018, 11:53 AM
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Its pretty well known that arousal overrides disgust. Its why you'll fap or do some crazy chit and then after be like wait wtf Mayne.
post 1556186971 07-13-2018, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By NukYavlen⏩
That feel when girlfriend wants to go down on your bunghole.
Brb lay on my back, legs behind my head.
Girlfriend looks at butthole and comments about my cute little mole (what?)
Proceeds to tongue punch my ass for a solid 10 mins and suddenly goes: Omg omg omg.
I'm like: What's wrong?
The mole, it's gone... (turned out i never had a mole but simply had a little chit nugged still attached to my ass)
Obviously we never spoke again.
Best 10 mins of my life though.
Das it mane
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post 1556187291 07-13-2018, 11:57 AM
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Haven't done it in a while but I used to wipe my ass with my left hand while fapping with my right (smelling the left hand scent) watching doggystyle sex online. The smell does it right.
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post 1556187391 07-13-2018, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By PowersKenny⏩
Negged, that's disgusting Jeremy
Brah, it's not a poop smell, it's just female angus. Something about that sets off the sprinkler system.
post 1556187411 07-13-2018, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By NukYavlen⏩
That feel when girlfriend wants to go down on your bunghole.
Brb lay on my back, legs behind my head.
Girlfriend looks at butthole and comments about my cute little mole (what?)
Proceeds to tongue punch my ass for a solid 10 mins and suddenly goes: Omg omg omg.
I'm like: What's wrong?
The mole, it's gone... (turned out i never had a mole but simply had a little chit nugged still attached to my ass)
Obviously we never spoke again.
Best 10 mins of my life though.
Would buy your book
post 1556187461 07-13-2018, 11:59 AM
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I prefer clean angus, sorry.
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post 1556187521 07-13-2018, 12:00 PM
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No joke....I once pawned off an uggo from work in college on a friend and he ended up banging her. He apparently was banging her doggy and she accidentally farted. He said it almost instantly went to his nostrils. He still finished. The worst part from it was that he got gonorrhea from her also.
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post 1556187571 07-13-2018, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Brah, it's not a poop smell, it's just female angus. Something about that sets off the sprinkler system.
All asses smell the same..like ass...you night be gay and that's ok.. Bruce..I prefer the scent of a candle or lotion..not smelly arse..wtf is wring with you
post 1556187621 07-13-2018, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By NukYavlen⏩
That feel when girlfriend wants to go down on your bunghole.
Brb lay on my back, legs behind my head.
Girlfriend looks at butthole and comments about my cute little mole (what?)
Proceeds to tongue punch my ass for a solid 10 mins and suddenly goes: Omg omg omg.
I'm like: What's wrong?
The mole, it's gone... (turned out i never had a mole but simply had a little chit nugged still attached to my ass)
Obviously we never spoke again.
Best 10 mins of my life though.
Holy ****...
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Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
No joke....I once pawned off an uggo from work in college on a friend and he ended up banging her. He apparently was banging her doggy and she accidentally farted. He said it almost instantly went to his nostrils. He still finished. The worst part from it was that he got gonorrhea from her also.
post 1556188011 07-13-2018, 12:05 PM
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any smell at all gross me out to be honest. I dont do anal either, htc is nasty.
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post 1556188371 07-13-2018, 12:08 PM
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Thats why you shower first with the girl u fckn scumbag
post 1556188641 07-13-2018, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
Thats why you shower first with the girl u fckn scumbag
Showercel detected
Ack...Ack
post 1556189421 07-13-2018, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By EarlA⏩
Showercel detected
Proud of it too!
post 1556189481 07-13-2018, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
No joke....I once pawned off an uggo from work in college on a friend and he ended up banging her. He apparently was banging her doggy and she accidentally farted. He said it almost instantly went to his nostrils. He still finished. The worst part from it was that he got gonorrhea from her also.
Did he walk up to you and punch you right in the jaw because that's what I would've done lmao.
post 1556190021 07-13-2018, 12:27 PM
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TFW you date a higher class of broad that tends to practice good hygiene, and not have to experience these tradie types of issues.
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post 1556190481 07-13-2018, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
TFW you date a higher class of broad that tends to practice good hygiene, and not have to experience these tradie types of issues.
dat feel
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The smell from an obese HTC sloot is 100x worse. Ugh.
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Originally Posted By BrawnGP⏩
Did he walk up to you and punch you right in the jaw because that's what I would've done lmao.
I said she was crazy and the Toy R Us sloot. I even told him about how she banged the biggest loser that worked there. The loser she banged was 28, lived at his moms, never had a drivers license, and still was buying toys at his age.

The way he told me that he banged her was funny. I was driving to get fast food with him hungover and he said "wouldn't it be funny if you heard I banged [sloot's name]." I kinda berstared for a sec and was like "that means you already banged her" LMAO. He then proceeded to tell me the fart story and how she was blowing up his phone all week.
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
TFW you date a higher class of broad that tends to practice good hygiene, and not have to experience these tradie types of issues.
I dated a woman for a while, and every time she would ask me to do doggy it would be ok at first because her ass was clean, but at some point her a$$hole would gape, and I would be hit with the smell. I've never gone soft from anything else in my life, but this would kill it every time.

I didn't even know what to say to her, but it happened every damn time. Eventually she thought I just didn't like doggy...
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
Thats why you shower first with the girl u fckn scumbag
do you also scrape the toppings off of a pizza before you eat it?
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Originally Posted By AltarOfPlagues⏩
do you also scrape the toppings off of a pizza before you eat it?


Clearly we are into different things my friend, you do you though!
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
I dated a woman for a while, and every time she would ask me to do doggy it would be ok at first because her ass was clean, but at some point her a$$hole would gape, and I would be hit with the smell. I've never gone soft from anything else in my life, but this would kill it every time.

I didn't even know what to say to her, but it happened every damn time. Eventually she thought I just didn't like doggy...
She wanted the hole plugged bru
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The absolute worst is when they don't wipe thoroughly, and you get a whiff of old chit mixed with sweat as you pull their pants off.
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
I dated a woman for a while, and every time she would ask me to do doggy it would be ok at first because her ass was clean, but at some point her a$$hole would gape, and I would be hit with the smell. I've never gone soft from anything else in my life, but this would kill it every time.

I didn't even know what to say to her, but it happened every damn time. Eventually she thought I just didn't like doggy...
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post 1556193381 07-13-2018, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By DoctorKazama⏩
The absolute worst is when they don't wipe thoroughly, and you get a whiff of old chit mixed with sweat as you pull their pants off.
Holy fukk! I am suprise how many people are sniffing after the pull down broad's pants.


I remember seeing paper chunks in a fat broad's angus when I was going doggy once. I flicked it like a paper football mid-thrust and it landed in her hair. She had a 10/10 butthole though.
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