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post 1556313311 07-15-2018, 06:14 AM
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lol @ *******s saying tanned skin looks "healthy"

People are so naieve and stupid srs. Where did the idea come from that tanned skin is "a healthy glow"? Back in the Roman times, people used to do everything to avoid the sun srs. Tanned skin was only for peasants and poor people.

People who tan:
brb premature skin aging
brb looking like chit and full of wrinkles when ur older
brb sun spots
brb skin cancer
brb moles

People who don't tan and protect themselves every day from the sun:
brb flawless skin
brb looking 10 years younger than they really are
brb young forever
brb no skin cancer or ugly ass moles

Society is collectively stupid. Pale people are regarded as scum, and tanned peopled are favored as gods. Where is the logic brahs?
post 1556313341 07-15-2018, 06:16 AM
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Most important thing in life is having a good tan fuark
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post 1556313351 07-15-2018, 06:16 AM
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Going outside in the sun absorbing vit D is the GOAT feeling.

Would gladly die early in euphoria than live 100 years in my mom's basement.
post 1556313431 07-15-2018, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Going outside in the sun absorbing vit D is the GOAT feeling.

Would gladly die early in euphoria than live 100 years in my mom's basement.
https://health.usnews.com/health-new...-for-vitamin-d

10 minutes in the sun is needed for your daily dosage.
post 1556313441 07-15-2018, 06:18 AM
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I always get compliments on my tan, strong FA mentality -- i expect no less from a no avi
just lol @ being voluntarily pasty

brb bronzed skin
brb compliments my gains
brb 30 years old and always mistaken for young 20s

*edit*
joking aside, some people naturally tan easy regardless of sunscreen, and it all comes down to genetics. I work outside so I lay in the sun shirtless to even it out. not everyone lives indoors

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post 1556313481 07-15-2018, 06:20 AM
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I live in Australia and cover myself with sunscreen throughout the summer but I still tan. Almost impossible not to go darker during the heat wtf are you on about OP. Plus always get more compliments when I have a summer glow/tan. Lmao OP mad he can't tan
post 1556313571 07-15-2018, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
I always get compliments on my tan, strong FA mentality -- i expect no less from a no avi
just lol @ being voluntarily pasty

brb bronzed skin
brb compliments my gains

brb being a dime in a dozen, tanned ******* with silly tattoos amongst a herd of sheep

brb being a unique slowflake amongst a herd of sheep
post 1556313581 07-15-2018, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
I always get compliments on my tan, strong FA mentality -- i expect no less from a no avi
just lol @ being involuntary pasty

brb bronzed skin
brb compliments my gains

You talk all that chit to me while you have a retarded bird smudge 20$ tattoo and look like a twink el o el
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post 1556313631 07-15-2018, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By SerbianSickKant⏩
You talk all that chit to me while you have a retarded bird smudge 20$ tattoo and look like a twink el o el
pretty sure I weigh more than you, am taller, and probably have bigger lifts all around you bloated *******

you might as well be fat brah
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post 1556313651 07-15-2018, 06:25 AM
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cope

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the tan is glow
I got this
post 1556313661 07-15-2018, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
I always get compliments on my tan, strong FA mentality -- i expect no less from a no avi
just lol @ being voluntarily pasty

brb bronzed skin
brb compliments my gains
brb 30 years old and always mistaken for young 20s

You look like a shirt lifter.
post 1556313751 07-15-2018, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson⏩
You look like a shirt lifter.
wut is a shirt lifter
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post 1556313761 07-15-2018, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
pretty sure I weigh more than you, am taller, and probably have bigger lifts all around you bloated *******

you might as well be fat brah
im 6'1 214 and look like i have 30 pounds of actual muscle lol while u look like a twink who does push ups hold this L old man
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post 1556313771 07-15-2018, 06:27 AM
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Lol right...

A light tan a couple times a year is ok but that leather-skinned chit is awful.

Edit: oh god...this ******* is at it again? Lol “I’m big, you’re small...”
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post 1556313791 07-15-2018, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By SerbianSickKant⏩
im 6'1 214 and look like i have 30 pounds of actual muscle lol while u look like a twink who does push ups hold this L old man
brb 210 lean mass v 214 pounds of watery bloat
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post 1556313841 07-15-2018, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Tickyouup⏩
I live in Australia and cover myself with sunscreen throughout the summer but I still tan. Almost impossible not to go darker during the heat wtf are you on about OP. Plus always get more compliments when I have a summer glow/tan. Lmao OP mad he can't tan
This is another problem. People who are pale get stigmatized because their skin is as such they can't tan or it's even dangerous for them to tan. Skin cancer is a real thing and will fuk u up for life (if it doesn't kill u at least).

Yea I'm a pale dude. I remember some stupid ass whore asking me whether I was sick or something because I looked so pale. This demonstrates how stupid people really are.
post 1556313891 07-15-2018, 06:31 AM
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post 1556313921 07-15-2018, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By bobbydigitaloa⏩
Lol right...

A light tan a couple times a year is ok but that leather-skinned chit is awful.
Science has proven that these intermittent heavy exposures to sun (like when you go on a holiday and everyone expects you to come back tanned) are the worst for your skin. Your skin is not equiped to deal with the sudden immense bombardment of UV rays all of a sudden.

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31548937
post 1556313971 07-15-2018, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
I always get compliments on my tan, strong FA mentality -- i expect no less from a no avi
just lol @ being voluntarily pasty

brb bronzed skin
brb compliments my gains
brb 30 years old and always mistaken for young 20s

You look good mate, but you definitely look your age, not a chance you look young 20's, 30-35.
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post 1556313991 07-15-2018, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
wut is a shirt lifter
https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...rm=shirtlifter


post 1556314011 07-15-2018, 06:35 AM
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All about that natural glow from eating plenty of veg (beta carotene)



Left is normal. Middle is tan. Right is natty glow from beta carotene
post 1556314031 07-15-2018, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson⏩
https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...rm=shirtlifter


lmao, when you gonna get on that avi time *******.. i wanna see if you're penetration worthy
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post 1556314121 07-15-2018, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted By darkeminence⏩
Science has proven that these intermittent heavy exposures to sun (like when you go on a holiday and everyone expects you to come back tanned) are the worst for your skin. Your skin is not equiped to deal with the sudden immense bombardment of UV rays all of a sudden.

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31548937
Cool...a link.
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post 1556314191 07-15-2018, 06:42 AM
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OP has some points that are common knowledge about the damage of UV rays but just LoL@ the cope that a tan doesn't look good
Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Going outside in the sun absorbing vit D is the GOAT feeling.

Would gladly die early in euphoria than live 100 years in my mom's basement.
Pretty much this, I mean I am not asking for skin cancer, if I am going to be out all day in the blazing sun I throw on some sun screen, even wear spf hoodies when I go fishing now.... but if you don't have a bit of a tan in the summer jut LoL@ how you are choosing to living your life, not for me
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Tan as fuk on a beach in Southern Europe right now.

How fuking mad are you right now brah?

Hiding in the shade and **** lmaooooooo

I got dem Southern European skin tone genes too. Turn a nice bronze without burning.

Lmao @ op
post 1556314241 07-15-2018, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
Tan as fuk on a beach in Southern Europe right now.

How fuking mad are you right now brah?

Hiding in the shade and **** lmaooooooo

I got dem Southern European skin tone genes too. Turn a nice bronze without burning.

Lmao @ op
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post 1556314361 07-15-2018, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
OP has some points that are common knowledge about the damage of UV rays but just LoL@ the cope that a tan doesn't look good



Pretty much this, I mean I am not asking for skin cancer, if I am going to be out all day in the blazing sun I throw on some sun screen, even wear spf hoodies when I go fishing now.... but if you don't have a bit of a tan in the summer jut LoL@ how you are choosing to living your life, not for me
It's definitely not common knowledge. I think you underestimate the stupidity of the general population...

So you judge people on whether or not they have a tan? I went out just this morning for a bike ride up the nearest mountain, with spf 50 slapped on of course. I'm still as pale as I was before I left, does that mean I don't have a life or something? Strong logic lol.
post 1556314431 07-15-2018, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By darkeminence⏩
It's definitely not common knowledge. I think you underestimate the stupidity of the general population...

So you judge people on whether or not they have a tan? I went out just this morning for a bike ride up the nearest mountain, with spf 50 slapped on of course. I'm still as pale as I was before I left, does that mean I don't have a life or something? Strong logic lol.
itt op is smarter than everyone and is extremely insecure about the tone of his skin
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post 1556314461 07-15-2018, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By SerbianSickKant⏩
Most important thing in life is having a good tan fuark
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Purposely tanning is retarded. During summer I get a light tan because of outside activities, that's about it.
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