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Thread: BACK from camp - Girl took me on all expenses paid vacation (Story-time) (Pics)

post 1557228291 07-26-2018, 10:28 AM
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post 1557228321 07-26-2018, 10:28 AM
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post 1557228381 07-26-2018, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
lmao

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Uhyeahokay again.
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post 1557228441 07-26-2018, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By jeshelton⏩
OP after previous thread derailed:

Thread went better then expected, next one will be better if I can avoid getting banned.

5k views per hour is my goal after we get some momentum.
post 1557228491 07-26-2018, 10:30 AM
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post 1557228611 07-26-2018, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
post 1557228771 07-26-2018, 10:33 AM
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god, you were literally counting down the seconds until your acc got unbanned to post this thread

cringing hard
post 1557228941 07-26-2018, 10:35 AM
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post 1557229251 07-26-2018, 10:39 AM
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post 1557229461 07-26-2018, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By BulgarianZeus⏩
Thick, tight, solid. Repped.

But riddle me this..don't you feel even slightly bad or remorseful that this girl is so blindly in love/willing to spend substantial $ to 'keep you', while you probably don't give 2 much of a chit about her? Can't tell if I'm too soft, or you're too detached
Nope, I feel guilty about alot of things but not this... do women feel guilty when they do it to men and they usually lie about it to boot? at least i'm upfront the whole way.

I'm just waiting for someone to flip the tables on me and make me fall in love with them.
post 1557229981 07-26-2018, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
No, but I did fuk her in a shower stall off the beach once, there were alot of people around and they all heard. I creampied and she didn't wash it out despite us being in the shower so she just walked around in her bathing suit with it leaking out. Once she noticed, she was like "FUK, I GOTTA GO BACK TO THE ROOM", was the funniest chit i've ever seen.
Op's thread in 9 months.

"Remember that sl00t I went on vacation with? Well...how do I put it? Babynames.com and she's keeping it."

Maybe you and T529 can coordinate baby play dates
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post 1557230231 07-26-2018, 10:49 AM
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I voted for your eyebrow twice.
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I don't think you had mentioned the word alpha enough.
Truth has to be told even if it hurts and no one wants to hear it.
post 1557230521 07-26-2018, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Op's thread in 9 months.

"Remember that sl00t I went on vacation with? Well...how do I put it? Babynames.com and she's keeping it."

Maybe you and T529 can coordinate baby play dates
I eat small oranges year round to stay sterile. Basically replacement oranges. I might eat a big orange soon just for fun but i'll never stop eating small ones because rawdog is life and girls lie about birthcontrol way too much nowadays.

My sperm count is sub 50k, it's next to impossible but yet still slightly possibly for me to impregnante a girl until I stop. So if it happens then it's fate.
post 1557230941 07-26-2018, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
I eat small oranges year round to stay sterile. Basically replacement oranges. I might eat a big orange soon just for fun but i'll never stop eating small ones because rawdog is life and girls lie about birthcontrol way too much nowadays.

My sperm count is sub 50k, it's next to impossible but yet still slightly possibly for me to impregnant a girl until I stop. So if it happens then it's fate.
Your posts never disappoint.

Describe this girl's angus.
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post 1557231181 07-26-2018, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
I eat small oranges year round to stay sterile. Basically replacement oranges. I might eat a big orange soon just for fun but i'll never stop eating small ones because rawdog is life and girls lie about birthcontrol way too much nowadays.

My sperm count is sub 50k, it's next to impossible but yet still slightly possibly for me to impregnante a girl until I stop. So if it happens then it's fate.
UNAWARE....


aware me? cliffs?
post 1557234121 07-26-2018, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Your posts never disappoint.

Describe this girl's angus.
Hairless, clean and delicious.

Actually I ate it after the beach without a shower one time, there was too much tension to wait on a shower. I was expecting it to be sweaty and filled with sand but she has a magic butthole and I was pleasantly suprised by the sand-free sweat-free environment. I guess her ass cheeks are so fat that they protect her hole from sand debri and keep it nice and shaded.

Asian girls always have the cleanest butts. Less and less attracted to white women the more ethnics I get with.

(1)Asians
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(3)Brown women other then brazilian
(4)White girls with good tans
(5)White girls
post 1557234331 07-26-2018, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Isolift⏩
UNAWARE....


aware me? cliffs?
Orange you aware brah?
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post 1557234931 07-26-2018, 11:40 AM
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1. Where are you from? Where is this girl from and is she special needs?
2. 4 day vacation to a lot of beaches is cheap for anyone with a basic income. What kind of exotic place is this?
3. Learn how to use "per usual"
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post 1557236081 07-26-2018, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By bigbutnothuge⏩
1. Where are you from? Where is this girl from and is she special needs?
2. 4 day vacation to a lot of beaches is cheap for anyone with a basic income. What kind of exotic place is this?
3. Learn how to use "per usual"
It was Long Beach Island NJ, never been there before now. NJ is cool because you have to pay to get on the beach, very clean and very nice unlike poverty beaches like VA and MD.

Here's a rough price estimate for a three-star hotel near the beach around this time of year, I don't know exactly what she paid but we stayed Thursday-Sunday with departure Monday morning. Keep in mind she paid for the food, the entertainment, drinks as well.

The dinner with king crab was 200$ alone before tip.

Probably 2-3grand for the whole trip i'm guessing.




Strong talk from a guy who likely has to pay escorts to get hugs though.
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you look like that poor man's matt damon who looks like it has extra chromosomes, the one in the star trek episode in black mirror
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Originally Posted By kopikum⏩
you look like that poor man's matt damon who looks like it has extra chromosomes, the one in the star trek episode in black mirror
post 1557237331 07-26-2018, 12:05 PM
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Your ego is out of control and the escort thread was hilarious (in a laughing at you sort of way)

That said, carry on
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Bold statement:My thread that resulted in my ban was the page views per hour record holder for the last 2 years easily, roughly 2k views per hour up until its removal.

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Yes we all enjoyed your complete and utter public meltdown. Great thread. Lulz were had by all (except you).
Once upon a time:

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post 1557238431 07-26-2018, 12:16 PM
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So basically OP is a cheap escort for desperate tinder girls.

Not a bad career. srs lol
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Originally Posted By kopikum⏩
you look like that poor man's matt damon who looks like it has extra chromosomes, the one in the star trek episode in black mirror
From yesterday









To be fair, i've heard everything now. Leo, River Pheonix, Matt, Elon musk, you guys say the dude from breaking bad and GOT: depending on how I adjust my face/mouth posture and style my hair I can look totally different. I look like me.

If I clench my teeth/jaw I look more feminine like young leo/river if I have normal posture with mouth somewhat parted then I look totally different.

Example
Spoiler!


If anything they look like me, not the other way around.
post 1557239621 07-26-2018, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Fatkidwholifts⏩
Yes we all enjoyed your complete and utter public meltdown. Great thread. Lulz were had by all (except you).
Wait for the next one, and provided I don't get banned the one after that which should be the most climatic.

Threads will be burning as bright as yaboydave times.

Give me some time to move the pieces around, the ban disrupted my momentum and now I have to salvage what I can.

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Someone aware me on what the other thread was about?
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Originally Posted By wailshark⏩
Someone aware me on what the other thread was about?
-op got some unattractive sloot who maturbates o cam to do an ama
-girl got roasted
-op insecure wk
-op gets roasted
-op has literal meltdown
Once upon a time:

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Was unaware that OP doesn't lift
post 1557246001 07-26-2018, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By wailshark⏩
Someone aware me on what the other thread was about?
Originally Posted By wailshark⏩
Someone aware me on what the other thread was about?
It was a semi-famous camsloot I invited to the misc for AMA, the misc went in raw on her and I whiteknighted valiantly, she handled it well for awhile then eventually threw in the towel.

When she left I didn't stop, pretty much fought the entire misc for another 10 pages.

Was the most fun i've ever had on misc.

Ideally i'm left unchecked to make these threads on a weekly basis and gain momentum, eventually with enough time we'll have enough drama on weekend threads to hit 5k views per hour.

Gonna take me awhile to move the pieces around again, I had two weekends booked now I have to start over.
Originally Posted By GonHx⏩
So basically OP is a cheap escort for desperate tinder girls.

Not a bad career. srs lol
People don't fall in love with escorts.
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