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post 1557268601 07-26-2018, 07:11 PM
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Wife in labor, I'm outside eating croissants AMA

Awaiting arrival of first child

Not feeling anything. Not nervous not excited. Just coasting along with it



Edit: 12 hours in. What in the actual fukk. I'm knackered. Getting pretty excited though.


Edit 2: 20 hours in. Not excited anymore. Fukking hell

Update- post 192 page 7: THE RESULT!!!

Thank you misc for the laughs, the trolling, the negs the greens and the advice.

It got me through 36 hours of utter madness.
post 1557268691 07-26-2018, 07:12 PM
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What's up my lil croissant.
post 1557268721 07-26-2018, 07:12 PM
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Picture of croissant or neg train.
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post 1557268771 07-26-2018, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Picture of croissant or neg train.
No can do pal.
post 1557268831 07-26-2018, 07:13 PM
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How does it feel to have a croissant nolonger in the oven
post 1557268841 07-26-2018, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
No can do pal.
Pepper your angus fraudboyo
NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS
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post 1557268851 07-26-2018, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
No can do pal.
Fraud
I loe e.
post 1557268901 07-26-2018, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Pepper your angus fraudboyo
No fraud. They were a little stale but did the job. Now sipping on a hot coffee.
post 1557268941 07-26-2018, 07:15 PM
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Does the croissant taste like free time?
Take it easy Christian
post 1557268961 07-26-2018, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted By chickenbroc****⏩
How does it feel to have a croissant nolonger in the oven
I'm void of emotion right now
post 1557269011 07-26-2018, 07:16 PM
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Hope it's a boy for your sake or else the tour's over.
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post 1557269121 07-26-2018, 07:17 PM
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get in there boyo, that head sticking out of your wife's vag is an image that will stick with you forever
post 1557269201 07-26-2018, 07:18 PM
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We had to do induced labor. So pain will start in 30 minutes. Wife might be a little uncomfortable too


YEAAAAAAAH!
post 1557269271 07-26-2018, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
Hope it's a boy for your sake or else the tour's over.
Nah it's a girl. What I hoped for. Srs
post 1557269371 07-26-2018, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
get in there boyo, that head sticking out of your wife's vag is an image that will stick with you forever
Yeh.... no. Don't want to see anything too graphic so going to stay away from that end
post 1557269381 07-26-2018, 07:20 PM
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Congratulations on your little tax deduction.


Have you picked out a name?
post 1557269581 07-26-2018, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By MadNinjaSkills⏩
Congratulations on your little tax deduction.


Have you picked out a name?
Cheers bud.

Have a name but not telling the misc. Somethings better kept sacred lol
post 1557269701 07-26-2018, 07:22 PM
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Congrats bro, do you know who the father is yet?
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post 1557269711 07-26-2018, 07:23 PM
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dip one in the afterbirth and tell us how it tastes
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1557269741 07-26-2018, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Josh1billion⏩
Big fan. I've always wanted to know:

Where do you get your ideas from?
Idea for what?
post 1557269821 07-26-2018, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
Does the croissant taste like free time?
Oof.


I still look forward to being a father one day.
post 1557269831 07-26-2018, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted By PisseninMisc⏩
Congrats bro, do you know who the father is yet?
Not sure but there's some guy standing in the labor room while I'm out here miscing
post 1557270201 07-26-2018, 07:28 PM
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Doctor just told me because we induced labor it could take 2 days???

holy crap
post 1557270331 07-26-2018, 07:30 PM
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make sure the Doctor is wearing a Glove when he is elbow Deep OP
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post 1557270391 07-26-2018, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Doctor just told me because we induced labor it could take 2 days???

holy crap
my ex got the flu and they had to induce for my second, it took like 14 hours
post 1557270411 07-26-2018, 07:31 PM
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[QUOTE=mr.left hook;1557270331]make sure the Doctor is wearing a Glove when he is elbow

Got it covered . Doctor is a woman.
post 1557270501 07-26-2018, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
my ex got the flu and they had to induce for my second, it took like 14 hours
14 I could do. But 2 days.... jaysus. Hope she comes before then.
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how old are u brah
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post 1557270681 07-26-2018, 07:34 PM
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post 1557271311 07-26-2018, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Nocturnal310⏩




how old are u brah
Ha that's funny.

I'm between 30 and 40.

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