maybe The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Professor Sprout interview clip (funny as fuk):

Fantastic beasts was pretty bad imo, but damn that trailer for the 2nd one looks amazing

I liked it, hot as much as the originals of course, but it was enjoyable.

Also, I think the series will pick up with each film. Will be awesome when Dumbledore has to eventually deal with Grindelwald himself.

Yeah I agree. Seeing a young Dumbledore will be awesome. Glad they chose Jude Law too be I think he’ll kill it

Yeah, and it will be interesting to see Grindelwald for more than just a minute.

Same, feel the story really went off the rails in general as it finished up.

And the movies cuckified everything.

The Kingskiller Chronicles = Adult Harry Potter.

I'm interested in the new movie coming out though.

They are playing the movies in theaters over the next several weekends.

First the LOTR thread and now this. You’re killing me mane.


I just got the family passes to universal studios. The whole Harry Potter area is legit.

I made this thread in April.

I also have a threads about:

Back To The Future
The Simpson
The Dollars Trilogy
Indiana Jones

I feel bad for Ron because he's working with whatever scraps of pussy that Victor Krum left in his wake after the Winter Ball.

Sometimes I think I annoy my son when I'm reading to him because of my tendency to stop and rant about some inconsistency in the book. We just finished the 6th book and I barely got through the Cave part.

1) Why wouldn't Voldemort just put the horcrux in a magic bubble or box and throw it in a volcano?
2) Blood? Give me a break when a minor cut can open the door and something as severe as Sectum Sempra is cured with a couple waves of a wand.
3) The boat. Oh how clever he made it so it doesn't detect people but MAGICAL people. Oh wait, but the whole point is that you just need a second person to grab the locket and maybe bring along a couple bottles of Fiji water in a backpack. So you could just bring some homeless dude off the street even. Also, I didn't see any inferi floating around on the ceiling. You couldn't just BRB back to Rosmerta's and grab her brooms that you use an hour later or bring some with you just in case? An eagle scout Dumbledore was not.
4) Voldemort invented the emerald potion in the basin, yet somehow R. Black drank it all, stole the locket, tossed in a new one, AND THEN reinvented the potion to refill the basin. wtf?
5) If you had to literally stick your dirtyass beard into that crap and suck it down to drink it then cool. But in both the book and movie they use a container to take the potion out of the basin. Why not just toss it on the ground? Oh maybe you can't pour it out...sure. But Dumbledore just magics up that cup he uses out of nowhere. So he can't just take that cup and set it on the floor and pull another one our of his beard and fill it again?
6) Dirty lake water? First of all, there is a good chance that the water in that cave is all salt water anyway if they are right next to the ocean. Even still, gross. Oh your aquamenti spell disappears out of the cup/basin (book/movie)? How about shooting it right in his GD mouth?
7) Dumbledore even mentions at one point that the poison wouldn't kill you because Voldemort would have wanted the person to linger for a bit so he, Voldemort, could come and see who it was that bested him. What!? It is clear that touching or even destroying a horcrux doesn't alert the person to its own destruction so how would he know to come and check out his cave to see someone dying slowly? So why wasn't the basin just filled with drink-only draino?

That being said, the cave scene with him drinking the potion is the only part of the book that disturbed me as an adult and my brain takes me back to it anytime I take a shot of vodka.

shyts ghey

Okay, Dom.