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Thread: Nearly 25% of women have been splitroasted - Would you stay with a splitroastee?

post 1557784561 08-02-2018, 08:56 AM
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Nearly 25% of women have been splitroasted - Would you stay with a splitroastee?

LOL 1 in 4 miscrs with a girlfriend are holding hands with a girl that got splitroasted by jamal and chad, that means they were taking a dick in their mouth and their butthole at the same time.

Miscrs, quick question, if you found out your wife/girlfriend had been splitroasted before would you leave her or would you be willing to look past it? Seems like most men survey'd are OK with this behavior and even encourage it from the graphs below.





http://www.sexinsights.com/the-scoop-on-threesomes/



"Some other correlations are perhaps less obvious. Couples in which the man sometimes comes over the woman’s face are also more likely to have threesomes. So are couples in which the woman tends to swallow after a blowjob. If these both sound degrading to woman, the final statistic reverses that:couples in which the woman has given the man a golden shower are also more likely to have had a threesome."
post 1557784951 08-02-2018, 09:01 AM
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I mean... quite honestly, I'm just mirin the coordination that must take.
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post 1557785031 08-02-2018, 09:01 AM
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post 1557785201 08-02-2018, 09:03 AM
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Bullchit stats, but still pretty hilarious. 3.865/5 stars.
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post 1557785281 08-02-2018, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
I mean... quite honestly, I'm just mirin the coordination that must take.
If you found out your girlfriend had been splitroasted by me and dirtydon would you stay with her?
post 1557785361 08-02-2018, 09:05 AM
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these charts make no fuking sense at all
post 1557785391 08-02-2018, 09:05 AM
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splitroatsed? isn't it "spit roasted?"
post 1557785471 08-02-2018, 09:06 AM
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So statistically that means there's a 75% chance that OP's mum or either grandmother have taken the D from both ends. Lol.
post 1557785581 08-02-2018, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
If you found out your girlfriend had been splitroasted by me and dirtydon would you stay with her?
Sure, after an STD test.

I'd have a few questions, though, since she's full lesbian (not bi).
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post 1557785651 08-02-2018, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By mike.hunt⏩
these charts make no fuking sense at all
post 1557785681 08-02-2018, 09:08 AM
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Wtf is splitroasted?

It’s spit-roasted you peanut.
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Originally Posted By mike.hunt⏩
these charts make no fuking sense at all


brb trying to figure out why dudes with wives doing slightly more housework are slightly more likely to have fmm threesome
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
I mean... quite honestly, I'm just mirin the coordination that must take.
she just has to be able to hold a position - now if a girl can stroke off two guys as well, while having all holes filled, that's talent
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
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Thanks for saving me the subscription fees to Cosmopolitan this year OP, mirin legitimate studies.
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
Sure, after an STD test.

I'd have a few questions, though, since she's full lesbian (not bi).


I'll splitroast you if I get the chance
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
Sure, after an STD test.

I'd have a few questions, though, since she's full lesbian (not bi).
Your kind stray. Don't pretend they don't.
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
Bullchit stats, but still pretty hilarious. 3.865/5 stars.
This...looks like horsechit
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post 1557786151 08-02-2018, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
This...looks like horsechit
Are you gonna ask your wife she's been splitroasted? She'll probably lie if she has, the only way to really know is to hook her up to a polygraph.

But what are you gonna do if you find out she did? Would you leave, would you stay?

We need answers from married miscrs.
post 1557786161 08-02-2018, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
Your kind stray. Don't pretend they don't.
It's true, female sexuality can be fluid. She actually did have sex with a man or two before she came out. So did I--it can be hard for many women to figure out they are gay when there's this baseline assumption that we're all straight. Plenty of gay men try sex with women before accepting their identities too.
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post 1557786251 08-02-2018, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
It's true, female sexuality can be fluid. She actually did have sex with a man or two before she came out. So did I--it can be hard for many women to figure out they are gay when there's this baseline assumption that we're all straight. Plenty of gay men try sex with women before accepting their identities too.
You'd be straight again if you met me.


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post 1557786301 08-02-2018, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Are you gonna ask your wife she's been splitroasted? She'll probably lie if she has, the only way to really know is to hook her up to a polygraph.

But what are you gonna do if you find out she did? Would you leave, would you stay?

We need answers from married miscrs.
I know without a doubt that my wife has never had a 3-some of any kind.
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post 1557786321 08-02-2018, 09:15 AM
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Not gonna lie, I've been sitting here for 5 minutes confused as chit how they got the correlation between doing housework and extracurricular bedroom activities
post 1557786521 08-02-2018, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By bigcat3655⏩
Not gonna lie, I've been sitting here for 5 minutes confused as chit how they got the correlation between doing housework and extracurricular bedroom activities
You're bad at math thats how, makes perfect sense to me.

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I have 0 desire to have sex with more than one guy at a time. Sounds like a lot of athleticism and coordination.

I think a female miscer did the spit roasting thing though? Don’t remember who but vaguely recall that there was a thread about it.
They said she's gone too far this time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Ya it’s spitroasted you moron
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
I have 0 desire to have sex with more than one guy at a time. Sounds like a lot of athleticism and coordination.

I think a female miscer did the spit roasting thing though? Don’t remember who but vaguely recall that there was a thread about it.
What about a girl and a dude?
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
You'd be straight again if you met me.


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Originally Posted By mike.hunt⏩
these charts make no fuking sense at all
Lol this, strong variables plotted
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