Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » Nearly 25% of women have been splitroasted - Would you stay with a splitroastee?
  1. Results 61 to 90 of 140
  2. Page 3 of 5
  3. First
  5. 1
  6. 2
  7. 3
  8. 4
  9. 5
  11. Last

Thread: Nearly 25% of women have been splitroasted - Would you stay with a splitroastee?

post 1557784561 08-02-2018, 08:56 AM
-
#61
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Posts: 5,428
  5. Rep Power: 26389
LOL 1 in 4 miscrs with a girlfriend are holding hands with a girl that got splitroasted by jamal and chad, that means they were taking a dick in their mouth and their butthole at the same time.

Miscrs, quick question, if you found out your wife/girlfriend had been splitroasted before would you leave her or would you be willing to look past it? Seems like most men survey'd are OK with this behavior and even encourage it from the graphs below.





http://www.sexinsights.com/the-scoop-on-threesomes/



"Some other correlations are perhaps less obvious. Couples in which the man sometimes comes over the woman’s face are also more likely to have threesomes. So are couples in which the woman tends to swallow after a blowjob. If these both sound degrading to woman, the final statistic reverses that:couples in which the woman has given the man a golden shower are also more likely to have had a threesome."
post 1557784951 08-02-2018, 09:01 AM
-
#62
  1. shesprints
  2. sadly, life is a marathon
  1. shesprints
  2. sadly, life is a marathon
  3. Join Date: May 2013
  4. Location: New York, New York, United States
  5. Posts: 11,977
  6. Rep Power: 105899
I mean... quite honestly, I'm just mirin the coordination that must take.
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."
--Hubert Humphrey

Training Log: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=170707741&p=1427864821#post1427864821
post 1557785031 08-02-2018, 09:01 AM
-
#63
  1. Maylie
  2. Registered User
  1. Maylie
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Oct 2013
  4. Location: United States Virgin Islands
  5. Posts: 6,868
  6. Rep Power: 38440
Source.
Be patient like the mountain. And you will learn to be strong.

100% serious 50% of the time.
post 1557785201 08-02-2018, 09:03 AM
-
#64
  1. ChristianMR
  2. domo arigato
  1. ChristianMR
  2. domo arigato
  3. Join Date: Nov 2015
  4. Posts: 8,187
  5. Rep Power: 95385
Bullchit stats, but still pretty hilarious. 3.865/5 stars.
Take it easy Christian
post 1557785281 08-02-2018, 09:04 AM
-
#65
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Posts: 5,428
  5. Rep Power: 26389
Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
I mean... quite honestly, I'm just mirin the coordination that must take.
If you found out your girlfriend had been splitroasted by me and dirtydon would you stay with her?
post 1557785361 08-02-2018, 09:05 AM
-
#66
  1. mike.hunt
  2. Banned
  1. mike.hunt
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Feb 2009
  4. Location: South Carolina, United States
  5. Posts: 13,200
  6. Rep Power: 0
these charts make no fuking sense at all
post 1557785391 08-02-2018, 09:05 AM
-
#67
  1. velociREPtor
  2. Registered User
  1. velociREPtor
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Mar 2014
  4. Posts: 1,149
  5. Rep Power: 4113
splitroatsed? isn't it "spit roasted?"
post 1557785471 08-02-2018, 09:06 AM
-
#68
  1. bristol83
  2. Registered User
  1. bristol83
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2012
  4. Posts: 1,903
  5. Rep Power: 6471
So statistically that means there's a 75% chance that OP's mum or either grandmother have taken the D from both ends. Lol.
post 1557785581 08-02-2018, 09:07 AM
-
#69
  1. shesprints
  2. sadly, life is a marathon
  1. shesprints
  2. sadly, life is a marathon
  3. Join Date: May 2013
  4. Location: New York, New York, United States
  5. Posts: 11,977
  6. Rep Power: 105899
Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
If you found out your girlfriend had been splitroasted by me and dirtydon would you stay with her?
Sure, after an STD test.

I'd have a few questions, though, since she's full lesbian (not bi).
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."
--Hubert Humphrey

Training Log: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=170707741&p=1427864821#post1427864821
post 1557785651 08-02-2018, 09:07 AM
-
#70
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Posts: 5,428
  5. Rep Power: 26389
Originally Posted By mike.hunt⏩
these charts make no fuking sense at all
post 1557785681 08-02-2018, 09:08 AM
-
#71
  1. fleeceitout
  2. Triggering the alt-left
  1. fleeceitout
  2. Triggering the alt-left
  3. Join Date: Aug 2015
  4. Posts: 10,281
  5. Rep Power: 28014
Wtf is splitroasted?

It’s spit-roasted you peanut.
Your favorite miscer’s favorite miscer.
post 1557785701 08-02-2018, 09:08 AM
-
#72
  1. AltarOfPlagues
  2. yerrrrrrrr meh?
  1. AltarOfPlagues
  2. yerrrrrrrr meh?
  3. Join Date: Oct 2015
  4. Posts: 14,613
  5. Rep Power: 136737
Originally Posted By mike.hunt⏩
these charts make no fuking sense at all


brb trying to figure out why dudes with wives doing slightly more housework are slightly more likely to have fmm threesome
do not read my posts and weep, i am not there i do not sleep
i am the thousand greens that rep, i am the ban bet dutifully kept
of memes and trolls in toasted breads, i am not there, i am not dead.
post 1557785791 08-02-2018, 09:09 AM
-
#73
  1. seanb1979
  2. Platinum User
  1. seanb1979
  2. Platinum User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2006
  4. Location: Boise, Idaho, United States
  5. Posts: 48,650
  6. Rep Power: 150567
Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
I mean... quite honestly, I'm just mirin the coordination that must take.
she just has to be able to hold a position - now if a girl can stroke off two guys as well, while having all holes filled, that's talent
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1557785841 08-02-2018, 09:09 AM
-
#74
  1. jeshelton
  2. Registered User
  1. jeshelton
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2013
  4. Age: 43
  5. Posts: 11,801
  6. Rep Power: 267554
Thanks for saving me the subscription fees to Cosmopolitan this year OP, mirin legitimate studies.
445/340/545
post 1557785871 08-02-2018, 09:10 AM
-
#75
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Posts: 5,428
  5. Rep Power: 26389
Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
Sure, after an STD test.

I'd have a few questions, though, since she's full lesbian (not bi).


I'll splitroast you if I get the chance
post 1557785881 08-02-2018, 09:10 AM
-
#76
  1. kcadrenalin
  2. Permanent Vacation
  1. kcadrenalin
  2. Permanent Vacation
  3. Join Date: Jun 2007
  4. Posts: 24,727
  5. Rep Power: 349124
Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
Sure, after an STD test.

I'd have a few questions, though, since she's full lesbian (not bi).
Your kind stray. Don't pretend they don't.
________

MFC

________
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin
Tits and Beer
post 1557785891 08-02-2018, 09:10 AM
-
#77
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2015
  4. Age: 44
  5. Posts: 42,044
  6. Rep Power: 363602
Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Source.
Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
Bullchit stats, but still pretty hilarious. 3.865/5 stars.
This...looks like horsechit
No man is your friend
No man is your enemy
Every man is your teacher

Black Crew
Lol @ Tradies Srs
AP4 crew
post 1557786151 08-02-2018, 09:12 AM
-
#78
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Posts: 5,428
  5. Rep Power: 26389
Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
This...looks like horsechit
Are you gonna ask your wife she's been splitroasted? She'll probably lie if she has, the only way to really know is to hook her up to a polygraph.

But what are you gonna do if you find out she did? Would you leave, would you stay?

We need answers from married miscrs.
post 1557786161 08-02-2018, 09:13 AM
-
#79
  1. shesprints
  2. sadly, life is a marathon
  1. shesprints
  2. sadly, life is a marathon
  3. Join Date: May 2013
  4. Location: New York, New York, United States
  5. Posts: 11,977
  6. Rep Power: 105899
Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
Your kind stray. Don't pretend they don't.
It's true, female sexuality can be fluid. She actually did have sex with a man or two before she came out. So did I--it can be hard for many women to figure out they are gay when there's this baseline assumption that we're all straight. Plenty of gay men try sex with women before accepting their identities too.
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."
--Hubert Humphrey

Training Log: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=170707741&p=1427864821#post1427864821
post 1557786251 08-02-2018, 09:14 AM
-
#80
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Posts: 5,428
  5. Rep Power: 26389
Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
It's true, female sexuality can be fluid. She actually did have sex with a man or two before she came out. So did I--it can be hard for many women to figure out they are gay when there's this baseline assumption that we're all straight. Plenty of gay men try sex with women before accepting their identities too.
You'd be straight again if you met me.


dead srs
















































































You would literally be horizontal
post 1557786301 08-02-2018, 09:15 AM
-
#81
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2015
  4. Age: 44
  5. Posts: 42,044
  6. Rep Power: 363602
Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Are you gonna ask your wife she's been splitroasted? She'll probably lie if she has, the only way to really know is to hook her up to a polygraph.

But what are you gonna do if you find out she did? Would you leave, would you stay?

We need answers from married miscrs.
I know without a doubt that my wife has never had a 3-some of any kind.
No man is your friend
No man is your enemy
Every man is your teacher

Black Crew
Lol @ Tradies Srs
AP4 crew
post 1557786321 08-02-2018, 09:15 AM
-
#82
  1. bigcat3655
  2. Registered User
  1. bigcat3655
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2017
  4. Age: 43
  5. Posts: 10,214
  6. Rep Power: 87942
Not gonna lie, I've been sitting here for 5 minutes confused as chit how they got the correlation between doing housework and extracurricular bedroom activities
post 1557786521 08-02-2018, 09:18 AM
-
#83
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Posts: 5,428
  5. Rep Power: 26389
Originally Posted By bigcat3655⏩
Not gonna lie, I've been sitting here for 5 minutes confused as chit how they got the correlation between doing housework and extracurricular bedroom activities
You're bad at math thats how, makes perfect sense to me.

post 1557786531 08-02-2018, 09:18 AM
-
#84
  1. TrinnieBuu
  2. insatiable
  1. TrinnieBuu
  2. insatiable
  3. Join Date: May 2017
  4. Posts: 6,469
  5. Rep Power: 131922
I have 0 desire to have sex with more than one guy at a time. Sounds like a lot of athleticism and coordination.

I think a female miscer did the spit roasting thing though? Don’t remember who but vaguely recall that there was a thread about it.
They said she's gone too far this time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
post 1557786541 08-02-2018, 09:18 AM
-
#85
  1. Duckliver
  2. Offal
  1. Duckliver
  2. Offal
  3. Join Date: Jun 2013
  4. Location: Washington, United States
  5. Posts: 32,148
  6. Rep Power: 346618
Ya it’s spitroasted you moron
post 1557786611 08-02-2018, 09:19 AM
-
#86
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  1. StinkholePatrol
  2. Former obese brah
  3. Join Date: Jun 2015
  4. Posts: 5,428
  5. Rep Power: 26389
Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
I have 0 desire to have sex with more than one guy at a time. Sounds like a lot of athleticism and coordination.

I think a female miscer did the spit roasting thing though? Don’t remember who but vaguely recall that there was a thread about it.
What about a girl and a dude?
post 1557786711 08-02-2018, 09:20 AM
-
#87
  1. OntheClockNE
  2. Cornbrah
  1. OntheClockNE
  2. Cornbrah
  3. Join Date: Aug 2017
  4. Posts: 5,541
  5. Rep Power: 47948
Those Charts...

*MAGA crew*
Mod Neg Survivor
AP4C
<HTC>
*6'4" Crew*
*Misc. Old Geezer Crew - 54*
post 1557786771 08-02-2018, 09:20 AM
-
#88
  1. shesprints
  2. sadly, life is a marathon
  1. shesprints
  2. sadly, life is a marathon
  3. Join Date: May 2013
  4. Location: New York, New York, United States
  5. Posts: 11,977
  6. Rep Power: 105899
Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
You'd be straight again if you met me.


dead srs
















































































You would literally be horizontal
not sure if proposition, or threat to murder me
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."
--Hubert Humphrey

Training Log: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=170707741&p=1427864821#post1427864821
post 1557786831 08-02-2018, 09:21 AM
-
#89
  1. Potatolifter
  2. Frogtech survivor
  1. Potatolifter
  2. Frogtech survivor
  3. Join Date: Feb 2015
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Age: 41
  6. Posts: 3,150
  7. Rep Power: 22709
Originally Posted By mike.hunt⏩
these charts make no fuking sense at all
Lol this, strong variables plotted
post 1557786941 08-02-2018, 09:22 AM
-
#90
  1. TrickHenry
  2. autist detective
  1. TrickHenry
  2. autist detective
  3. Join Date: Jul 2014
  4. Location: baker street, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 5,504
  6. Rep Power: 23271
double tagged a prostitute in bulgaria with a buddy from the army. good times. I can see why it's attractive to a girl, but couldn't do it to a girl i liked.
I laugh I rep crew
always picks 5 crew
LTC and proud.
No teddies, small ass and wide shoulders.
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts