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Thread: Took a girl mountain climbing, she quit halfway lmao ( "im into adventures")

post 1558270081 08-08-2018, 08:33 AM
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Lmao

You sound like a tard
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Originally Posted By USAPump⏩
lmao, every you go you see girls saying love adventures and doing crazy outdoorsy things. I took this army girl on a 17 mile hike + climb and she didn't want to go any further halfway in lmao. good because she wouldve been deadweight past that point.

i swear, all girls are 'down for adventures' until they actually do them or do something that isn't mainstream. not even that mad though, ended up taking her back and laying pipe SRS. wasn't good sex tho.
That's because "down for adventures" really just means, take them out to the woods somewhere so they can blow you. Or take them to the beach so they can play in the waves in their bikini and then back to the hotel room to blow you. I thought this was common knowledge?
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Most girls concept of adventure is getting dressed for hiking and then stop at the first starbucks with her friends to chat and being seen dressed for hiking
I got this
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Originally Posted By Tornach⏩
Lol at y'all in here thinking 17 miles is long.
That's like a walk in the park.
Lol @ hiking in the UK:
The highest mountain in the British Isles standing at 1,344m (4,408ft) above sea level, situated in the Scottish Highlands near Fort William, the Ben is also a big chunk of rock, snow and ice.
Lol I live over 6,000ft. I hike up 14ers (14,000ft). Your 17 miles is a walk in the park here boyo.
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The theme song to OP's life lmfaoooo
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Originally Posted By USAPump⏩
lmao, every you go you see girls saying love adventures and doing crazy outdoorsy things. I took this army girl on a 17 mile hike + climb and she didn't want to go any further halfway in lmao. good because she wouldve been deadweight past that point.
You leave her on the top of the mountain or some chit? wtf
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She probably meant, hike in a few miles to a campsite on a lake or some chit. Swim, Camp, cook around the fire, and fuk her senseless while wolves howl in the background. Not some 17 mile ruck, you potato.
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post 1558274211 08-08-2018, 09:29 AM
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should have left her for dead and pressed forward OP
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lmao at you claiming to like adventure and not taking a girl to train with incoming navy seals for 6 months.
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sounds like rape to me
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she just didnt want to go cause she had a date planned with chad later
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starting to either think

a) op is trolling
b) he vastly over estimated the actual hike distance

either way he is clinically retarded and needs immediate help
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sloot idea of "adventure" is hiking for 30 min. on a normie trail and taking pictures for instagram in their new adidas shoes/leggings
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Taking an "adventurous" girl on a 17 mile hike is like if a girl invites you over to watch a movie with her, and you sit and watch the whole movie and then go home.
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Hiking crew, I do about 3 miles an hour so would have done this in under 6 hours.
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lmao can confirm

had a girl once tell me how athletic and outdoorsy she was, and how much she loved hiking.


took her on a 4 mile hike (each way) to a pretty popular destination spot in my area. She didn't even make it halfway up before she was asking how much further and complaining. Obviously no second date
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Originally Posted By USAPump⏩
lmao, every you go you see girls saying love adventures and doing crazy outdoorsy things. I took this army girl on a 17 mile hike + climb and she didn't want to go any further halfway in lmao. good because she wouldve been deadweight past that point.

i swear, all girls are 'down for adventures' until they actually do them or do something that isn't mainstream. not even that mad though, ended up taking her back and laying pipe SRS. wasn't good sex tho.
Explain to her how math works. If she went half way, the distance is the same whether she goes back or finishes.
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
lmao can confirm

had a girl once tell me how athletic and outdoorsy she was, and how much she loved hiking.


took her on a 4 mile hike (each way) to a pretty popular destination spot in my area. She didn't even make it halfway up before she was asking how much further and complaining. Obviously no second date
Son that is an 8 mile hike lmao.
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17 mile hike? lol-you looking for bigfoot's dick?
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OP are you retarded? An adventure for a girl is getting treated to a free trip to ***** with some *******, coupled with the implication that she'll have to gobble some nuts for the ticket back to the homeland. Or some girlfirend swings around her place with a bottle of 3$ wine and says "Hey let's do something crazy and drink this in the park!!!"

17-mile hike? Did you ask your gay drill sgt on a date? The fuk?
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i just checked, the longest hike i ever did with my wife (and only) was about 7 miles. that's both ways. and it was basically a walking trail.

you're a fukking idiot.
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Originally Posted By PatheticPeter⏩
i just checked, the longest hike i ever did with my wife (and only) was about 7 miles. that's both ways. and it was basically a walking trail.

you're a fukking idiot.
did you get married at 12 or something brah
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I hiked for 17 minutes once.. it was excruciating
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Originally Posted By ohiostate124⏩
Explain to her how math works. If she went half way, the distance is the same whether she goes back or finishes.
lol u wut

halfway into a 17mile hike = 8.5 miles. If she stops halfway, the total distance traveled is only 17 miles total, vs if she completes it, the total distance traveled is 34 miles.

half the numbers if the 17mi figure is for round trip, not one way lol
Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
Son that is an 8 mile hike lmao.
lmao aware, but tbh it doesn't feel that long. also helps the way back is almost entirely downhill, so all you have to do is not fall

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Not really into mountain climbing as a hobby... but me and a buddy hiked Mt. Snowdon in Wales... wasn't hard at all. It was 9 miles round trip. But we were both pretty exhausted afterwards.
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Originally Posted By zinkhan99⏩
this OP turning up at his first date for a short romantic hike with planned buttsecks

lmfao
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