Took a girl mountain climbing, she quit halfway lmao ( "im into adventures")

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Originally Posted By USAPump⏩

lmao, every you go you see girls saying love adventures and doing crazy outdoorsy things. I took this army girl on a 17 mile hike + climb and she didn't want to go any further halfway in lmao. good because she wouldve been deadweight past that point.

i swear, all girls are 'down for adventures' until they actually do them or do something that isn't mainstream. not even that mad though, ended up taking her back and laying pipe SRS. wasn't good sex tho.

You're lucky you got sex at all. I'm surprised she didn't knock you out and leave you for the bears...

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08-08-2018, 12:16 PM

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Put your thumb in her ass OP to determine he level of "adventure" next time.

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17 miles lmfao

It proves that even autists can get laid.

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08-08-2018, 12:24 PM

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08-08-2018, 12:29 PM

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Walking 17 miles any chick would be boring as hell.

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08-08-2018, 12:32 PM

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army logic, hurr durr let's go on a 17 mile ruck u like outdoors.

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08-08-2018, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted By MakeABanana⏩

17 miles lmfao

It proves that even autists can get laid.

I met a girl who likes Cross Country skiing. For our first date we're going to ski across Iowa.

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08-08-2018, 02:17 PM

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the only reason OP was able to smash this girl was because she was too exhausted to tell him to fuk off

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08-08-2018, 02:20 PM

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Damn bro never take a girl on a hike that is over 2 miles and doesn't have a very nice scenic payoff at the end. Anything over 2 miles that is up inclined rugged terrain the average person not in fairly good shape just isn't gonna be able to handle.

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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩

I met a girl who likes Cross Country skiing. For our first date we're going to ski across Iowa.

If it goes well you can try the Iditarod dog sled race for a second date.

08-08-2018, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted By Better

17 mile mountain hike? lmfao

I've done 15 miles with 3k ft elevation gain and that chit was pretty brutal. I was done the rest of the day. Lmao at randomly taking sloot on 17 miles.. she was gonna die of dehydration or some chit.. did she even know where you were taking her?

Babe, you love adventure right? Let's ruck for 30 miles JFL

So after you took her for a long ass hike you went back and ate that swamp ass? Das it

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08-08-2018, 03:00 PM

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Girl told me she loves riding bikes. I entered us into the Isle of Man TT for a first date. A few minutes into the race at 200mph she slowed down and decided to quit because it was "too fast and scary". Glad she did because she would have just been dead weight at that point anyways and slowed me down.

Its okay though, administered the pipe later that night. Wasn't even that great.

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08-08-2018, 03:19 PM

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i had an ex a few GFs ago whose favorite things in life were reaching the summit of mountains and indoor/outdoor rock climbing. she was a little vegetarian but hardcore as fukk.

never used a molecule of makeup in the years i knew her and she'd get all pumped about a new ice axe or some chit that she got lol

i...probably should not have fukked up that relationship

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08-08-2018, 03:21 PM

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Adventures as in "sucking dick" and "taking it up the ass"

They mean those adventures

08-08-2018, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩

i had an ex a few GFs ago whose favorite things in life were reaching the summit of mountains and indoor/outdoor rock climbing. she was a little vegetarian but hardcore as fukk.

never used a molecule of makeup in the years i knew her and she'd get all pumped about a new ice axe or some chit that she got lol

i...probably should not have fukked up that relationship

How hairy where her armpits?

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08-08-2018, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩

How hairy where her armpits?

no hair on pits, pussy or butthole

she never cursed except when i fukked her and then she would say absolutely filthy things. loved it

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LMFAO at this thread hahahaha

17 fukking miles bro hahahahaha that’s legit peak autism

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08-08-2018, 03:45 PM

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Prob bc a 17 mile hike is a retarded first date. No wonder you're single. There's a difference between adventure and physically draining yourself for an entire day.

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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩

no hair on pits, pussy or butthole

she never cursed except when i fukked her and then she would say absolutely filthy things. loved it

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17 miles? get fukt dude

08-08-2018, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩

I met a girl who likes Cross Country skiing. For our first date we're going to ski across Iowa.

Amateur, I took a girl on an Iditarod date

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FUKING MAXIMUM DOULBE TRIPLE OVER LOL @ SOME OF THE GUYS ITT

It wasn't 17 miles straight, it was 17 miles roundtrip. LOL @ some of these guys think 17 miles should 10 hours even with elevation gain. This was a double win for me. I got to the top of a mountain I wanted to go on and smashed later to her moaning my name. No fuks given. pics of climb to prove i aint trolling DEAD SRS.

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Originally Posted By USAPump⏩

this army girl

wait like military girl?

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Originally Posted By nn586⏩

lmfao

lmao bro I only brought a sh*tty jansport backpack, hiking sticks and crampons. didn't even have to use crampons at all.

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OP, you didnt make it to the rape cavern ?

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Girl said she was into fitness so I entered us into the decathlon at the 2016 Olympic games in Rio for our first date, she quit after five events LMAO

lmao, every you go you see girls saying love fitness and doing crazy outdoorsy things. I took this Instagram model to compete in the 2016 Olympic games and she didn't want to go any further halfway in lmao. good because she wouldve been deadweight past that point.

i swear, all girls are 'down for adventures' until they actually do them or do something that isn't mainstream. not even that mad though, ended up taking her back and laying pipe SRS. wasn't good sex tho.