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Thread: TTT IV: Geritol, sleep groping, and PIITB

post 1560647481 09-06-2018, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted By 5x10⏩
i think I have an idea
That would have to be some *serious* action.
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Thanks for posting TX, what a *******. I've been anting another bike ever since I've gotten to upstate NY. The traffic is great for bikes, and it's alllll country backwoods roads. Had been looking at some of Victory's old school style factory bikes. Such a shame they got killed.
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**** Marie, wtf? Poor you! You really should never listen to me. I spend $500 on flea dips...

Litlj i got 12 doses or revolution in the $500. So that’s $300 right there. I fuvking hate vets. It was 105 here on wed. I almost died.
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Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩
**** Marie, wtf? Poor you! You really should never listen to me. I spend $500 on flea dips...

Litlj i got 12 doses or revolution in the $500. So that’s $300 right there. I fuvking hate vets. It was 105 here on wed. I almost died.
how in the heck is it 105 in Canada? It was only 90 in TX, and 86 in NJ. Is this the Heat-Index thingy?
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Originally Posted By TXBuddy⏩
how in the heck is it 105 in Canada? It was only 90 in TX, and 86 in NJ. Is this the Heat-Index thingy?
It's the Canadian heat index system where any temp above 85 automatically becomes 105.
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
It's the Canadian heat index system where any temp above 85 automatically becomes 105.
That's what I figured. She always says "105"
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Originally Posted By TXBuddy⏩
That's what I figured. She always says "105"
I'm staring to think you can't trust a Canadian when it comes to casually discussing weather.

80 degrees: "OMG its 105 im going to die"

-40 degrees: "it's not that cold eh"
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Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩
**** Marie, wtf? Poor you! You really should never listen to me. I spend $500 on flea dips...

Litlj i got 12 doses or revolution in the $500. So that’s $300 right there. I fuvking hate vets. It was 105 here on wed. I almost died.
Makes more sense now. I thought they just dipped him and said, "thanks, that's $500." A good vet is worth their weight in gold when you need them. It's just that some have turned into the "buy this, that, and the other thing or your animal will get cancer" type salesman. Had to get a new vet with our Golden as my old vet retired. The first vet I went to see for his shots brought out this placard with different "puppy packages". The cheapest started at $750. Yeah, we didn't stick around to see the vet.
Originally Posted By TXBuddy⏩
That's what I figured. She always says "105"
It's chick math. Kinda like how they think 7" is 10".
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Originally Posted By litljay⏩
It's chick math. Kinda like how they think 7" is 10".
By that ratio, I never want to hear my estimate.
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Originally Posted By TXBuddy⏩
By that ratio, I never want to hear my estimate.
means I’m a solid 6
Fuk yes
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77* today here, must be that candian humitureindex
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Buncha old kunts talking about the weather...smh


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Originally Posted By TXBuddy⏩
By that ratio, I never want to hear my estimate.
Originally Posted By 5x10⏩
means I’m a solid 6
Fuk yes
I should have clarified the new female math.

7"=10" if they are still enjoying your company.

7"=2" if you piss them off.
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Originally Posted By litljay⏩
I should have clarified the new female math.

7"=10" if they are still enjoying your company.

7"=2" if you piss them off.
Your penis size definitely fluctuates wildly depending on her mood.
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Originally Posted By litljay⏩
I should have clarified the new female math.

7"=10" if they are still enjoying your company.

7"=2" if you piss them off.
Can confirm. Last weekend i saw a chick i always see out at kickball out on the town. Went up, said hi, chatted up, recognized each other, then sent her a message to get her # when i thought she left. Turns out shes friends with a FWB. FWB goes full psycho and then proceeds to tell me my penor is also small.

Meanwhile, the week before, she struggled for the first 5 minutes due to fitment issues...

Best part is i thought "oh well, guess I'm not getting either now." We ended up at the same place later, and the first chick came up, laughed, commented and apologized about getting me in trouble, then proceeded to tell me how handsome i was while struggling not to kiss me, and also kept repeating "tell me I'm a good friend."

Phucckin sloots.
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Originally Posted By litljay⏩
I should have clarified the new female math.

7"=10" if they are still enjoying your company.

7"=2" if you piss them off.
My wife has already ruined my image of myself...and while in a good mood.
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
Can confirm. Last weekend i saw a chick i always see out at kickball out on the town. Went up, said hi, chatted up, recognized each other, then sent her a message to get her # when i thought she left. Turns out shes friends with a FWB. FWB goes full psycho and then proceeds to tell me my penor is also small.

Meanwhile, the week before, she struggled for the first 5 minutes due to fitment issues...

Best part is i thought "oh well, guess I'm not getting either now." We ended up at the same place later, and the first chick came up, laughed, commented and apologized about getting me in trouble, then proceeded to tell me how handsome i was while struggling not to kiss me, and also kept repeating "tell me I'm a good friend."

Phucckin sloots.
Any time I read your stories about idiot/psycho sloots it makes me happy to be married to a normal woman.
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
Any time I read your stories about idiot/psycho sloots it makes me happy to be married to a normal woman.
I legit went NC. The very first message was a one liner about me being a creep, followed IMMEDIATELY by "oh and you have a small dick."


I just deleted the text, laughed, and put my phone back in my pocket. And when the other chick was all over me later i was just thinking in side "this has got to be a dream."
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
I legit went NC. The very first message was a one liner about me being a creep, followed EMMEDIATELY by "oh and you have a small dick."


I just deleted the text, laughed, and put my phone back in my pocket. And when the other chick was all over me later i was just thinking in side "this has got to be a dream."
Do you attract psychos or are they just all concentrated in one small town in upstate NY? Enjoy while you can.
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
Any time I read your stories about idiot/psycho sloots it makes me happy to be married to a normal woman.
Holy chit, THIS!!


Well TVK, at least you saw the meltdown coming many moons ago. I'm guessing she'll be texting you nekkid pics soon anyway.
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
Your penis size definitely fluctuates wildly depending on her mood.
B'ahahahaha!!
Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
Phucckin sloots.
You are.

Seriously I don't understand the whole, "your penor is small" insult. It is stupid. I've never encountered a ridiculously small one. It's all about how you act with what you were given, honestly.
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Originally Posted By litljay⏩
Holy chit, THIS!!


Well TVK, at least you saw the meltdown coming many moons ago. I'm guessing she'll be texting you nekkid pics soon anyway.
No kidding. This isn't the super hot chick from previous, just another FWB. And she will always be that way just because there isn't anything "more" there on my end. The other chick who i saw out and messaged i have had kind of a thing for for a while. So...
Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Do you attract psychos or are they just all concentrated in one small town in upstate NY? Enjoy while you can.
You just hear the psycho stories. That's all.

For reference, have date 2 with a total cutie tonight. She's short, athletic, spunky, and wears glasses from time to time (nails the hot librarian look). We killed a bottle of wine Wednesday while out, and chatted the entire time. Then proceeded to make out like savages when i took her to her car. Next day (yesterday) we were texting and i said "we need to do this again, come up to Saratoga and we will drink, get dinner, and make some good decisions." Her response was "sounds great, when?" I said "tomorrow, 7." She said "Good. See you then."
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
Any time I read your stories about idiot/psycho sloots it makes me happy to be married to a normal woman.
Makes me realize how trivial my gripes about my wife are.
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Wonder if Gix had fun at the Trump rally last night. Guy is a madman going to something like that.
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
No kidding. This isn't the super hot chick from previous, just another FWB. And she will always be that way just because there isn't anything "more" there on my end. The other chick who i saw out and messaged i have had kind of a thing for for a while. So...



You just hear the psycho stories. That's all.

For reference, have date 2 with a total cutie tonight. She's short, athletic, spunky, and wears glasses from time to time (nails the hot librarian look). We killed a bottle of wine Wednesday while out, and chatted the entire time. Then proceeded to make out like savages when i took her to her car. Next day (yesterday) we were texting and i said "we need to do this again, come up to Saratoga and we will drink, get dinner, and make some good decisions." Her response was "sounds great, when?" I said "tomorrow, 7." She said "Good. See you then."
The dating life of TVK is entertaining to say the least. Have a good time buddy.
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Originally Posted By litljay⏩
The dating life of TVK is entertaining to say the least. Have a good time buddy.
Hopefully it goes well. She seems cool.
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Starting to think maybe Gix got hooded by the Feds last night.
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
Starting to think maybe Gix got hooded by the Feds last night.
He's just busy giving the President a reach around.
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Originally Posted By bitty_bish⏩
Seriously I don't understand the whole, "your penor is small" insult. It is stupid. I've never encountered a ridiculously small one. It's all about how you act with what you were given, honestly.
Me either. I know right that she's beyond rustled and just swinging when i see that. Don't even give it a second thought.
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Originally Posted By bitty_bish⏩
He's just busy giving the President a reach around.
I bet ol' Gix has soft hands and a tender touch.
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